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They say I'll get better with time
But I'm not a bottle of wine
I hope you keep on SERVING CUNT!
I am your MOTHER
Listen to ME! 
Stop all your MANSPLAINING!!!!
NO ONE is listening!!
I'm known for going from GOLLUM to GORGEOUS in just THREE HOURS!!
Black Peppa? It's me, WHITE SALT!
LOVE MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL
#Pray2TheTop22
Naked and shivering
Sometimes I cannot express myself
And I wish I could love you, but I always mess up
And I wish I could steal you a sky of pearls
In the marathon of life, loyalty is everything.
I may be 100% vegetarian...but beef always follows me
The MAN, the KIDS, the HOUSE…I’ve got the lot, but where did it all go RIGHT??
It should get spread round your sheets, pyjama bottoms, wildly in the air/stomach, or a nice ASS in my view. I don't get why or frankly how'd you capture it in a sock
In a town of beauties and beasts, there's only one wild rose!
I've STILL got a small house, but I'm living LARGE!!
You FILL ME UP, with POISONED LOVE!
After the hotel dinner, Stidham added Harwood to a private “Tijuana Skinnies” group chat.
"Your skin looks BEAUTIFUL, have you had...work?"
"No work at all."
"...really?"
"Talking about work, let me tell you: Gamble? BITCH!"
That WOMAN is nuttier than SQUIRREL POO!
The truth is I never bought into your bullshit
When you would pay tribute to me
'Cause I know that
All I wanted to do was get high by the beach
Get high baby, baby, BYE BYE!
What potato did you take that picture with?
FAKE NEWS? I can handle.
Fake people? Not in this LIFE
The only thing I'm guilty of is being Shah-mazing.
I don’t mind being called a man eater, but there’s not many left to MUNCH!
My blessings are many and my patience is NONE!
Why CRY over spilt milk
, when you can LAUGH over champagne..? 
My lips may be FAKE, but they always speak the truth
Arantxa Castilla La Mancha
I'm an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, and cash
Just because I LOOK like Barbie doesn't mean you can play ME!!!
If you can’t take my sparkle, then stay off my rainbow.
I married a footballer, I live in a fairly big house. I'd say it's worked out well.
My husband may be a rock star but now it’s MY TURN to shine, shine, shine!!! -
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