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I'm not Joan of Arc -
Not yet.
Once again I am caught in the glare of ageism and misogyny that permeates the world we live in. A world that refuses to celebrate women past the age of 45 and feels the need to punish her if she continues to be strong willed, hard-working and adventurous. I have never apologized for any of the creative choices I have made nor the way that I look or dress and I’m not going to start.
You'll never know how toxic someone is.... until you breathe fresher air.
At his funeral - somebody told me the he died while having sex with a man.
Me apologise? Ay, por favor.
He's dating her now. He's dating her!! She's been lurking around. He's been off at parties in my fucking house. He wants to kick me out. He said, 'You need to go find a home for you and the kids'. He's lost his fucking mind. This is one of the lowest lows I've ever experienced in my entire life.
So who is the weirdo? Me because I'm living on a farm or she when she's selling selfies of her feet for $5 a pop?
I saw Kanye's penis. He was in my bathroom peeing. It's big and thick.
Padam
PADAM
I'm Madame S
S
S
I'm Madame S
S
S
Oh wait we don't care about that era anymore.
AND 30 YEARS LATER
SONIA
IS
BACK
Why would I need a man with a LIMP PENIS??
When you're in your 40s but still looking for daddies.
But then I realised that in the 2020s, 'daddy' is a state of mind rather than an age bracket.
Or is it?
(My Carrie Bradshaw thought of the day.)
Come for me Mopsy!!!
Go back to closing your real estate deals at US Century Bank, ok, go back to that.
This type of modern life
Is it for me?
This type of modern life
Is it for free?
You sitting up her like a darn fraud bringing a different man onto the reunion every freaking year. I hope he's sitting behind you this year, Pastor Holy Whore. @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA @jivafox @Phoenix
She was ---ing a worker in the bathroom!
Hi
out now
I think I’ll find another way
There’s so much more to know
I guess I’ll die another day
It’s NOT my time to go
"Actually I can imagine hearing Karma in supermarkets and cafés."
NY - for IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
The Queen Of Pop Natalie Merchant has come back to save us ALL.
I took a taxi from
LA to Venus
In 1985
"Rita Ora holds the record for the most top 10 singles in the UK's Official Charts by a British female artist" - BBC
Thoughts?
Like snow on the beach.
Every Eden has its price
Here you have to pay it twice
Servants bring me beans and rice
But there's snakes in every paradise
'Cause I'm shooting speed
That's what I do
When I can't get what I need from you
In Mexico
Why don't you have a piece of bread? Maybe you'll calm down a little.
03 Amarantine - DISGUSTING. I very nearly went off her at this point. The 'Amarantine' font is VILE, the shiny leggings are horrible and generally it screams Lorraine Kelly crawling round on the floor having a psychotic breakdown -
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