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Don’t come for me, unless I TWIRL for YOU!
There’s a bottom here HEALING on everyone.
Yer woman has succumbed to capitalism
Gen Z are trying to cancel Chanty Beluga.
Chanty Beluga, what's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away, but girl, tonight, you look so pretty
Yes, you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true
He was like, you need to come to THE VILLAGE, and I was just like, THE VILLAGE? What the fuck is that? You know, it sounds CRAZY. And indeed it was.
My hole may be cavernous,
But my heart? Is full.
I’m a 32 year old rich auntie with no job, no kids and no responsibilities and somehow life just keeps getting better.
You might be PRETTY.
But this is MY CITY.
She's reviewing us now
...I did say those things.
I don't RIDE the fence
I AM the FENCE
YOU RIDE ME
She has a HOT BOX.
I still get chills when Elodie mournfully strokes her pussy.
It's a CONTAGION
I ache for you Michael. My pussy screams your name in the night.
You have no money, no class.
You're a nobody.
YOU'RE AGING FORWARDS MY LOVE
TERRIBLE THINGS ARE HAPPENING ON THE TIKTOKS
Lucy's 2025 Eurovision Icons WHEN?
You're a WHITE WITCH
YOU'RE A SPINSTER.
AND YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A SPINSTER!
Are your balls called Jimmy and Timmy?
Not since GIFgate has an avatar been so offensive!
The WICKEDNESS
Hey heard your boyfriend is going down
Always happy to give advice on being gay whilst in prison if either of you want to reach out
I myself have not been to prison but I’ve listened to loads of stories from Penelope about this -
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