I am DEEPLY offended by your insinuations 
TurnerPrize
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I'm actually a bit worried for you because as well as having a thing for WHISPY-HAIRED DELIGHTS, you also seem to have a bit of a thing for Nanny McPhee. Which leads me to believe your ideal man would be this LITTLE LOVELY...
oh my! google tells me it's monkey boy from the perfume, sorry i did not recognize him without his snout out...
i see the bath agrees with him! thank you for this insight
what the flirtation is going on here?
I can wait but NOT FOR MUCH LONGER
btw thanks for the supporting tags in the ongoing manZ feud. I would've jumped off something (let's be real, just a pile of books) if it weren't for you
yeah yeah, JUST SHOW ME YOUR PICTURE
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I need to cheapen myself. Desperately.
It's kinda a new years resolution.
I heard you were a massive fan of colons.
Aww, thanks TP. Sadly Reg doesn't seem to have acknowledged my birthday yet
I'm sure the card is on its way though :lies:
Will "TurnerPrize - A Fucking Cunt Who Must Be Destroyed" be satisfactory?
I want to change my username back to Madison.
You seem the spin-doctory type. How do I do it without everyone hating on me?
Not topless, but note the Kylie T-shirt;
No problem - good luck for tomorrow.
If you want a distraction beforehand, have you ever seen Cold Lazarus? I've just noticed it on 4od. http://www.channel4.com/programmes/cold-lazarus/
I'm not the best to ask. I have a 100% record re. jobs, but that's only 3 out of 3 interviews.
I'd say, spend a lot of time on your appearance so that you feel confident and sexy beforehand. That always helps.
After that, try and view it from the interviewer's own perspective. What would be their ideal employee - someone will excellent skills/potential? someone who is currently very competent? someone who is easy to get along with? I don't think employers like gambling. They're like flat hunters who aren't looking for the random amazing feature like a balcony - and nothing else. They just want a nice kitchen, bathroom and bedroom with no obvious flaws.
I'm confident you're into this kind of perverted shit:
http://hotrod.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/aarons-needs/aarons-needs-2.html
Would it make a good play? What title should it use on the West End.
No man, no madness
Though their sad power may prevail
Can possess, conquer, my country's heart
They rise to fail
He is eternal
Long before nations' lines were drawn
When no flags flew, when no armies stood
My land was born
And you ask me why I love him
Through wars, death and despair
He is the constant, we who don't care
And you wonder will I leave him - but how?
I cross over borders but I'm still there now
How can I leave him?
Where would I start?
Let man's petty nations tear themselves apart
My land's only borders lie around my heart.
I'm putting you on ignore. Say hello to Rachey for me.
I've very disappointed I didn't receive a visitor message today.
I'm going to cry myself to sleep.
Don't THROW ME OFF with sarcasm okay I don't have the intelligence to cope with that
You are a child.
Who's the second best?
Forever tainted by that ghastly woman Cate Blanchett. Katharine is the third best hepburn.
I call your Debbie Reynolds and raise you:
You wuz robbed.
They don't stand a chance against us.
It would fit in with the mentul/stabbing behaviour
Nah, they're a good laugh once you get past the awkwardness. It's really rather interesting drinking with people you know yet don't-know.
I've been to about three, so you'd have to frame someone else equally as reticent to post their photo. Jonathan?
You should go to a Moopymeet, but claim you are a completely different poster.
I dare you to come on the 16th as Belgo.
SHE LIVES.
I hope for all our sakes she doesn't start posting in Moopy Moop. It will shatter the MYTH.
You should be honoured - it's your third nomination.
How does someone as young as you know such a shit song?
Goosebumps are for children.
I've long moved onto Point Horror.
PRRRRROWWWWWWW
I'm a very cheerful person.
I know one of his friends, but not him.
Maybe you should become his tenth friend. He looks a bit cheery, but you could change that
I don't think so - he's only got 9 friends.
But he seems to be part of a band and I like their music.
http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100000900124987&ref=ts
Nah - that's okay.
Facebook is suggesting random people for me to add, who, as far as I can tell, it shouldn't know any connection to me. It's suggested my landlord, and my swedish teacher, and now a student from Goldsmiths.
It's all very confusing, but I'm also drunk.
Random question, but have you been known to wear a phantom of the opera mask? -
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