Penelope

Penelope

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  • Mugatu
    I know, I know. He's just very difficult. I'm not leaving it without at least some ill-judged light hand contact that we'll both regret afterwards :horny: (n.b. for pictorial evidence see my Facebook cover photo)
    Mugatu
    On the way off to a night out in March, he told me that he loved me and we briefly hugged on the roadside. I can't believe I didn't make the kissing move there and then, the best I got was his marginal appreciation at me slapping him on the arse in the club later :( I think he's clammed up a bit since.

    I can't wait for some hot platonic fun in South America though. (christ I need to get laid, or mainly stop living the life of a 90s teen gay drama)
    Mugatu
    It is ultimately shaping up to be a chance for some SHIRTLESS FUN with the housem8 before graduation but I'm owning the whole Single White Female thing these days.
    VoR
    I keep thinking your avatar is the 2014 Albanian Eurovision entrant.
    Mugatu
    It's true! I was never particularly talented or good at keeping in time, I was more in the PUNK mould :smoke: I do miss my drum kit, I haven't played in a good six or seven years.
    Z
    SORRY DARLING but I've been a right LAZY SCROTE this past week and couldn't be bothered listening to the ones I hadn't heard

    ALTERGETHERNAAAAAAAH

    Glöm vispar och slevar, här finns tips till TUSEN
    Använd fingret, det gör SUSEN

    :disco:
    Madison
    Are you implying I don't know about one of the two or three key constitutional crises in countries that operate the Westminster system?
    Mugatu
    Are you talking to me or my ironic comedy persona? :D I don't really accentuate anything, I've never particularly hidden that I like pretty much any ludicrous pop music (especially on here) but at the same time I do spend the vast majority of my time IRL talking about football. (n.b. reading that back I sound pretty defensive/Tovey-esque, sorry :shy: The PERILS of posting stuff on the Internet that isn't topless shots)

    And god, don't remind me! It was certainly no Suus. There was the total inability to rap, filming it in my nan's bathroom, the shirtlessness...
    Mugatu
    Cher Lloyd bruv, got an urban reputation to keep up.

    And yeah, if you're getting at what I think then I occasionally try out my material elsewhere haha. I had been listening to a bizarre amount of musical soundtracks that day, and you must've forgot my stunning Moopy Factor performance of Strong Enough (I only wish I could). I'm not some sort of constant UBER LAD, just 90% of the time :beer:
    RS
    I might upload a pic of my soon-to-be breeded cunt tonight (if you're nice).
    Shoat
    Throwing myself into WHAT exactly? The care home? A raging river? The pathway of an oncoming HGV? John Barrowman?

    Young people these days. No respect for the elderly.
    RS
    Good! I can't wait to see you absolutely ravished and eaten alive there! :horny:
    RS
    Berlin is one of the cheapest (if not THE cheapest) capitals in Western Europe. And it's the perfect place for a cute little seal cub like you to grow up in.
    RS
    But darling for Berlin you neither need any money nor a clean minge.
    RS
    OH MY GOD PENNNY I had no idea you were such a cute little piglet! :disco:

    I'll book us a date at Bull bar in Berlin. How about next Saturday?
    Z
    :D :D :D

    As much as I like - well, DON'T MIND - a bit of Sia, I know who I'd rather have with his LOVELY PERKY NUMBER although obviously I say NO RIMMO GRATA MILANO
    Z
    That one certainly has more of a TUNE! It's also quite OF A THEME given the wobbly trompette (or whatever it is) as I revisited 'Ovo Je Balkan' earlier. HOP! HOP! HOP!

    *frotts car*

    *rubs peachy arse*
    Z
    Jesus is almost certainly in the room on this INSOMNIA-DRIVEN EVENING as he's turned my thoughts to TIANKOV TV. Goodness our Vania's a SMILER :disco:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud72mdsFt6o

    I'm not sure whether that's GLOSSY AND TASTY PASTRIES in the background or a VIGOROUSLY PLEDGED SIDEBOARD
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