OSCAR Pistorius

Yes but I preferred Flight Of The Navigator with Sarah Jessica Parker.

Have you ever bolted through a closing door?

Because she's a fenian whore? I don't discriminate against Catholics.

Have you ever read Howards End by EM Forster?

I'll pray to Saint Sally Gunnell of Barcelona for your continued good health and freedom.

Are we friends again?

Oh.

Yes, criminals with no ankles should be required to wear electronic tags. I would suggest on their wrists. Although like the morbidly obese who have legs so fat that with a little bit of vaseline or most likely lard it would be possible for them to lower it off their enormous ankle and over their foot. In those cases I would suggest an under skin implant tracking device.

Should people who drink earl grey tea with milk have their taste buds removed as a punishment?

I'd consider it acceptable in Welsh speaking communities, in conjunction with history lessons to encourage learning on diversity and acceptance of people who are different.

When Lisa Stansfield went all around the world to look for her baby, do you think she would have traveled in an easterly or westerly direction?

No, but then I don't think they'd want to participate. After all the gay men they've thrown off buildings and the marathon child rape sessions they indulge in, running in a straight line for 10 seconds is hardly going to appeal to the fascist cunts.

If Diana, Princess Of Wales was still alive do you think she'd have welcomed McDonald's decision to introduce table service at their restaurants?

He did. And he deserved it.

Do you think What Have I Done To Deserve This? by Pet Shop Boys and Dusty Springfield deserved to get to number 1? It was stuck behind Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up.

Wayne Knight in JP1. Dreadful man.

Hi Oscy. Do you prefer Wham!'s Freedom or George Michael's Freedom 90?