✝️ ASFMXMAS II: The Holy FINAL ✝️ results on page 1

[Kate]

Look at that slutty one on its back, just waiting for the other ones to notice her.

STOP JUDGING ME

 

[Tisch]

Wait. That’s not what I meant to say.

Erm FUMING

Here's YOUR VOTES (also fuming btw)

Vote #32 of 38 – dmlawst Christmas (Pigeon Lady)


20 – Spray - He Came With His Sleigh - (Reindeer on Me)

15 – Ice MC - It's A Rainy Day (Christmas Remix) - (FelizNavidAg)

12 – Surfjan Stevens - Sister Winter - (Ludolph)

11 – Thea Gilmore - That'll Be Christmas - (funky the snowman)

10 – Katerina Stikoudi – Ta Hristougenna Mou Esi - (Queen of the Bells)

9 – Poly Styrene - Black Christmas - (BoysForSeles)

8 – Twin Shadow – Castles in the Snow - (Good Kate Wenceslas)

7 - No Doubt – Oi to the World - (PranceRJN)

6 – Orion's Reign & Minniva – Joy to the World - (You Butter Watch Out)

5 – Malla - Irti – (Holly)

4 – Tegan & Sara - Make You Mine This Season - (jyxz the season)

3 – Eels – Christmas is Going to the Dogs - (Indie Bleak Midwinter)

2 – Now Now – Lonely Christmas – (Suomi)

1 – Richard X and Jarvis Cocker – Into Yule - (Superstylin’)

 

[RJN]

I have literally only gotten points from straight men and also Iguana

 

[ButterTart]

Erm FUMING

Here's YOUR VOTES (also fuming btw)

Vote #32 of 38 – dmlawst Christmas (Pigeon Lady)


20 – Spray - He Came With His Sleigh - (Reindeer on Me)

15 – Ice MC - It's A Rainy Day (Christmas Remix) - (FelizNavidAg)

12 – Surfjan Stevens - Sister Winter - (Ludolph)

11 – Thea Gilmore - That'll Be Christmas - (funky the snowman)

10 – Katerina Stikoudi – Ta Hristougenna Mou Esi - (Queen of the Bells)

9 – Poly Styrene - Black Christmas - (BoysForSeles)

8 – Twin Shadow – Castles in the Snow - (Good Kate Wenceslas)

7 - No Doubt – Oi to the World - (PranceRJN)

6 – Orion's Reign & Minniva – Joy to the World - (You Butter Watch Out)

5 – Malla - Irti – (Holly)

4 – Tegan & Sara - Make You Mine This Season - (jyxz the season)

3 – Eels – Christmas is Going to the Dogs - (Indie Bleak Midwinter)

2 – Now Now – Lonely Christmas – (Suomi)

1 – Richard X and Jarvis Cocker – Into Yule - (Superstylin’)

Okay this is more votes than I expected from @dmlawst christmas so I'm very grateful

 

[ButterTart]

I knew this Finnish bitch was going to fail me.

Saara Aalto is a notoriously dickish driving instructor.

 

[RS]

Thank you, I think I’ve now recieved points from all the straights.

It’s always a sign of impending doom.

 

[Tisch]

He couldn't make it tonight. Apparently busy hitting old women on the head with frying pans? But I guess his votes needed including. DUFF DUFF!

Vote #33 of 38 – @COBsus of Nazareth (A Walford Christmas)


20 – Ice MC - It's A Rainy Day (Christmas Remix) - (FelizNavidAg)

15 – Twin Shadow – Castles in the Snow - (Good Kate Wenceslas)

12 – Tegan & Sara - Make You Mine This Season - (jyxz the season)

11 – Wesley Willis – Merry Christmas - (Santaphone)

10 – Enya – We Wish You a Merry Christmas - (BlitzenGiraffe)

9 – Spray - He Came With His Sleigh - (Reindeer on Me)

8 – Richard X and Jarvis Cocker – Into Yule - (Superstylin’)

7 - Love Unlimited - It May Be Winter Outside (But In My Heart It's Spring) - (Mulled_wine_the_Game)

6 – Malla - Irti – (Holly)

5 – Vanity Fairy – Disco Christmas - (All Iguana Xmas Is You)

4 – Erasure – Gaudete - (HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid)

3 – Leticia Sabater - Papa Noel, You're the Only One (Alla Want For Christmas Is You)

2 – Katerina Stikoudi – Ta Hristougenna Mou Esi - (Queen of the Bells)

1 – Broken Peak – Snowday - (Here Comes Soldi Claus)

 

[dmlaw]

Okay this is more votes than I expected from @dmlawst christmas so I'm very grateful

It wasn’t a great symphonic metal song, but it was still a symphonic metal song.

 

[octophone]

Well, I thought I had more chance of a few points from dmlaw than COB - shows how wrong I can be.

 

[dmlaw]

Erm FUMING

Here's YOUR VOTES (also fuming btw)

Vote #32 of 38 – dmlawst Christmas (Pigeon Lady)


20 – Spray - He Came With His Sleigh - (Reindeer on Me)

15 – Ice MC - It's A Rainy Day (Christmas Remix) - (FelizNavidAg)

12 – Surfjan Stevens - Sister Winter - (Ludolph)

11 – Thea Gilmore - That'll Be Christmas - (funky the snowman)

10 – Katerina Stikoudi – Ta Hristougenna Mou Esi - (Queen of the Bells)

9 – Poly Styrene - Black Christmas - (BoysForSeles)

8 – Twin Shadow – Castles in the Snow - (Good Kate Wenceslas)

7 - No Doubt – Oi to the World - (PranceRJN)

6 – Orion's Reign & Minniva – Joy to the World - (You Butter Watch Out)

5 – Malla - Irti – (Holly)

4 – Tegan & Sara - Make You Mine This Season - (jyxz the season)

3 – Eels – Christmas is Going to the Dogs - (Indie Bleak Midwinter)

2 – Now Now – Lonely Christmas – (Suomi)

1 – Richard X and Jarvis Cocker – Into Yule - (Superstylin’)

Tisch, those aren’t my votes.

jk. They are.

 

[Rita]

Thank you, I think I’ve now recieved points from all the straights.

It’s always a sign of impending doom.

All I usually ask for is a vocal, and it generally doesn’t even have to be a good one.

 

[Raining on Me]

Fully voting for the new @dmlawst christmas laws this Christmas and all other dm laws throughout the year, what a wonderful person!

 

[Tisch]

Next up is the poster whose name I can never tag without looking up first. Thank god for Christmas names! Oh wait....


Vote #34 of 38 – @jyxz the season (Two Girls, One Muff)


20 – Ice MC - It's A Rainy Day (Christmas Remix) - (FelizNavidAg)

15 – Richard X and Jarvis Cocker – Into Yule - (Superstylin’)

12 – Love Unlimited - It May Be Winter Outside (But In My Heart It's Spring) - (Mulled_wine_the_Game)

11 – Poly Styrene - Black Christmas - (BoysForSeles)

10 – Malla - Irti – (Holly)

9 – Now Now – Lonely Christmas – (Suomi)

8 – Leticia Sabater - Papa Noel, You're the Only One (Alla Want For Christmas Is You)

7 – Снежинка - Анастасия Сотникова - (Baby It’s Cold OutSynk)

6 – Lenka – All My Bells Are Ringing - (Rhythmbaubles)

5 - Vanity Fairy – Disco Christmas - (All Iguana Xmas Is You)

4 – Erasure – Gaudete - (HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid)

3 – Ana Gasteyer and Maya Rudolph – Secret Santa - (Chill Advised)

2 – Thea Gilmore - That'll Be Christmas - (funky the snowman)

1 – Kaskade – Cold December - (8 Musics-a-milking)

 

[Kate]

Gold, Frankenstein and GRRRR for Baby @COBsus of Nazareth

 

[Tisch]

I feel like i've sped up, have I sped up?

 

[Lucille]

Is it an ICE MC landslide from here on in?

 

[Tisch]

@Diddy know it’s Christmas? Dunno, but he voted so that's SOMETHING

Vote #35 of 38 – Diddy Know It’s Christmas (Robot Santa)


20 – Leticia Sabater - Papa Noel, You're the Only One (Alla Want For Christmas Is You)

15 – Agnes – Love Love Love - (Penelope)

12 – Love Unlimited - It May Be Winter Outside (But In My Heart It's Spring) - (Mulled_wine_the_Game)

11 – Ice MC - It's A Rainy Day (Christmas Remix) - (FelizNavidAg)

10 – Countess LuAnn – What Do I Want For Christmas? - (cheap lousy jiva)

9 – Katerina Stikoudi – Ta Hristougenna Mou Esi - (Queen of the Bells)

8 – Tracey Thorn - Joy - (dmlawst christmas)

7- Megan Hilty – We Made It to Christmas - (JingleBeryls)

6 – Spray – He Came With His Sleigh - (Reindeer on Me)

5 – Vanity Fairy – Disco Christmas - (All Iguana Xmas Is You)

4 – Delta Goodrem – Only Santa Knows - (Hey Kratz It’s Christmas)

3 – Снежинка - Анастасия Сотникова - (Baby It’s Cold OutSynk)

2 – Now Now – Lonely Christmas – (Suomi)

1 – Tegan & Sara - Make You Mine This Season - (jyxz the season)

 

[Iguana]

Is it an ICE MC landslide from here on in?

I'm thinking Luann landslide

 

[Iguana]

That's three 5s in a row for me. Freaky

 

[Tisch]

Is it an ICE MC landslide from here on in?

Whatever makes you think that?

Oh maybe this has something to do with it:


[u]Vote #36 of 38 – @Ludolph (Old socks filled with dirt) [/U]

20 – Leticia Sabater - Papa Noel, You're the Only One (Alla Want For Christmas Is You)

15 – Spray – He Came With His Sleigh - (Reindeer on Me)

12 – Ice MC - It's A Rainy Day (Christmas Remix) - (FelizNavidAg)

11 – Erasure – Gaudete - (HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid)

10 – Love Unlimited - It May Be Winter Outside (But In My Heart It's Spring) - (Mulled_wine_the_Game)

9 - Twin Shadow – Castles in the Snow - (Good Kate Wenceslas)

8 - Wesley Willis – Merry Christmas - (Santaphone)

7 – Poly Styrene - Black Christmas - (BoysForSeles)

6 – Tracey Thorn - Joy - (dmlawst christmas)

5 - Broken Peak – Snowday - (Here Comes Soldi Claus)

4 – Снежинка - Анастасия Сотникова - (Baby It’s Cold OutSynk)

3 – Countess LuAnn – What Do I Want For Christmas? - (cheap lousy jiva)

2 - Esther Filly Ridstyle – Freaky Christmas- (dUb Actually)

1 – Eels – Christmas is Going to the Dogs - (Indie Bleak Midwinter)

 

[Rita]

That's three 5s in a row for me. Freaky

YOU RUB IT IN WHY DON’T YA?

 

[Tisch]

That's three 5s in a row for me. Freaky

Merry Christmas!
FREAKY TIME!

 

[dmlaw]

Well, I thought I had more chance of a few points from dmlaw than COB - shows how wrong I can be.

It was entertaining but it also wasn’t very good.

 

[dUb]

Oh I don't think I've come LAST LAST before

 

[RS]

Wow Lucille, omicron has really affected your senses.

 

[Tisch]

It's time for our most penultimate votes! But where are they coming from? Asspudding or Chelsmford?

 

[Rita]

Wow Lucille, omicron has really affected your senses.

Hopefully YOU are next if that’s the case.

 

[Tisch]

[u]Vote #37 of 38 – @5000 Gold Rings (Christmas Lights On A Palm Tree) [/U]

20 – Thea Gilmore - That'll Be Christmas - (funky the snowman)

15 – Enya – We Wish You a Merry Christmas - (BlitzenGiraffe)

12 – Tegan & Sara - Make You Mine This Season - (jyxz the season)

11 – Frisky and Mannish – Perfect Christmas Single - (AleXmas)

10 – Magnus Carlsson & Alcazar - Happy, Happy Year For Us All - (ChristmasAddict)

9 - Anne Wilson – Kentucky Fried Christmas - (FaiRitale of New York)

8 - Anna Mae – Very Merry - (Merry Tischmas!)

7 – Снежинка - Анастасия Сотникова - (Baby It’s Cold OutSynk)

6 – Katerina Stikoudi – Ta Hristougenna Mou Esi - (Queen of the Bells)

5 - Orion's Reign & Minniva – Joy to the World - (You Butter Watch Out)

4 – Erasure – Gaudete - (HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid)

3 – Broken Peak – Snowday - (Here Comes Soldi Claus)

2 - Ice MC - It's A Rainy Day (Christmas Remix) - (FelizNavidAg)

1 – Surfjan Stevens - Sister Winter - (Ludolph)

 

[RS]

Hopefully YOU are next if that’s the case.

Savage

 

[AlgoAlex]

Yay surprise late SURGE

 

[Raining on Me]

Thank you, I think I’ve now recieved points from all the straights.

It’s always a sign of impending doom.

When I had my first taste of LOWER CHART MISERY with the beautiful song, Ruins, I knew I was doomed when the only votes in the first quarter came from straights and those with experimental taste.

I guess cater to them AND the masses is the dream combo

 

[Rita]

@5000 Gold Rings

 

[Penelope]

Et tu, @5000 Gold Rings?

 

[Tisch]

RIGHT THEN, with one vote to go it's a RUNAWAY win for are host @Feliz NavidAg but the Judy vote could change A LOT!

Spoiler

1	Teletext Advent Calendar	Feliz NavidAg	Ag	Ice MC	It's A Rainy Day (Christmas Remix)	303​
2	Unwanted Gift Drama	Suomi	Suomi	Now Now	Lonely Christmas	237​
3	Christmas with Zu-Klara	Reindeer on Me	Raining on Me	Spray	He Came With His Sleigh	212​
4	Two Girls, One Muff	jyxz the season	jyxz	Tegan & Sara	Make You Mine This Season	203​
5	An ungrateful child on Christmas morning	Mulled_wine_the_Game	win_the_game	Love Unlimited	It May Be Winter Outside (But In My Heart It's Spring)	183​
6	SHE GOT THE MALIBU BARBIE & KEN BEACH-HOUSE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS SINDY & PAUL KNOCK OFF	HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid	HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid	Erasure	Gaudete	169​
7	Christmas Holly Willougby	Superstylin'	Superstylin'	Richard X and Jarvis Cocker	Into Yule	161​
8	Doing Your Christmas Shopping on the 23rd Every Year	Penelope	Penelope	Agnes	Love Love Love	155​
9	Rovaniemi Reindeer Riding School for Elves	Holly	RaspberrySwirl	Malla	Irti	146​
10	Snowflake	Baby It’s Cold OutSynk	OutSynk	Снежинка	Анастасия Сотникова	143​
11	Old socks filled with dirt	Ludolph	Lucille	Surfjan Stevens	Sister Winter	137​
12	Mariah's Extra Festive Vibrator	Alla Want For Christmas Is You	Alla	Leticia Sabater	Papa Noel, You're the Only One	136​
13	Pigeon Lady	dmlawst christmas	dmlaw	Tracey Thorn	Joy	132​
14	Frau Perchta	BoysForSeles	BoysForSeles	Poly Styrene	Black Christmas	126​
15	VV Brown	Here Comes the Soldi Clasus	Soldi	Broken Peak	Snowday	122​
16	Gizmo	funky the snowman	Funky	Thea Gilmore	That'll Be Christmas	121​
17	The County Durham Xmas Tree	Hey Kratz It’s Christmas	Kratz	Delta Goodrem	Only Santa Knows	114​
18	The Snow Castle of Kemi	Good Kate Wenceslas	Kate	Twin Shadow	Castles in the Snow	113​
19	A Christmas Karen	All Iguana Xmas Is You	Iguana	Vanity Fairy	Disco Christmas	106​
20	Mum Going to Iceland	BlitzenGiraffe	ZenGiraffe	Enya	We Wish You A Merry Christmas	100​
21	Joe McElderry mincing with a festive platter of mince pies	ChristmasAddict	SystemAddict	Magnus Carlsson & Alcazar	Happy, Happy Year For Us All	93​
22	Christmas Lights On A Palm Tree	5000 Gold Rings	David 5000	Wiktoria	I Told Santa	90​
23	Creepy Xmas Ornament	Queen of the Bells	Queen of the Bay	Katerina Stikoudi	Ta Hristougenna Mou Esi	89​
24	Gay Xmas Erotic Literature	cheap lousy jiva	Jivafox	Countess LuAnn	What Do I Want For Christmas?	87​
=25	A Walford Christmas	COBsus of Nazareth	COB	Simon May Orchestra	Glory Be (To God On High)	82​
=25	Simpsons Christmas Boogie	Merry Tischmas!	Tisch	Anna Mae	Very Merry	82​
27	Nutcracker	8 Musics-a-milking	Music	Kaskade	Cold December	73​
28	The HR Team Christmas Do	You Butter Watch Out	ButterTart	Orion's Reign & Minniva	Joy to the World	65​
29	Expired Advocaat	Santaphone	Octophone	Wesley Willis	Merry Christmas	64​
30	Pervy Snowman	PranceRJN	RJN	No Doubt	Oi To the World	57​
31	Noel's Christmas Presents	Indie Bleak Midwinter	Indie	Eels	Christmas Is Going To the Dogs	51​
32	Robot Santa	Diddy Know It’s Christmas	Diddy	TWICE	The Feels	47​
33	Jingle Liano's Bells	AleXmas	Alex	Frisky and Mannish	Perfect Christmas Single	46​
34	Dawn French As a Christmas Fairy	Rhythmbaubles	Rhythmbarbican	Lenka	All My Bells Are Ringing	37​
35	Mrs Claus	Jingle Beryls	Beryl	Megan Hilty	We Made It To Christmas	35​
36	Christmas socks filled with MUD	FaiRitale of New York	Rita	Anne Wilson	Kentucky Fried Christmas	28​
37	Pigs in Blankets	Chill Advised	Ill Advised	Ana Gasteyer and Maya Rudolph	Secret Santa	27​
38	Fallen Over Christmas Tree	dUb Actually	dUb	Esther Filly Ridstyle	Freaky Christmas	19​

 

[RS]

When I had my first taste of LOWER CHART MISERY with the beautiful song, Ruins, I knew I was doomed when the only votes in the first quarter came from straights and those with experimental taste.

I guess cater to them AND the masses is the dream combo

To be fair, unlike fickle you and Lucille; Indie and Kate have always been a very reliable fanbase.

 

[Rita]

When I had my first taste of LOWER CHART MISERY

That must have been TOTALLY AWFUL FOR YOU.

 

[Tisch]

Final votes from the always lovely @Holly COMING UP!

 

[win_the_game]

Final votes from the always lovely @Holly COMING UP!

I dread to think...

 

[Rita]

Final votes from the always lovely @Holly COMING UP!

 

[Tisch]

... and here they are! Scoreboard coming #soon! Just need a wee, then we'll get on with the Judy votes!

They will be presented Eurovisionstylee - that is in reverse order of how well the songs did in the main vote!