✝️ ASFMXMAS II: The Holy FINAL ✝️ results on page 1

[Tisch]

5 more votes, home stretch peoples, home stretch


How many did @Mulled_wine_and_game and get? Well I'll tell you.




186 points!

Spoiler

	An ungrateful child on Christmas morning
	Mulled_wine_the_Game
	win_the_game
	Love Unlimited
	It May Be Winter Outside (But In My Heart It's Spring)
Soldi	5
Ag	6
QotB	5
BT	7
Superstylin	10
Diddy	10
Kate	9
dmlaw	2
Iguana	3
WTG	10
Indie	2
BoysForSeles	7
D5K	6
Funky	10
ZenGi	4
Oct	5
Tisch	7
Ill Advis	6
Kratz	8
Music	4
Lucille	9
Jiva	7
Alex	6
HerSerene	9
Raining	7
Suomi	4
Rita	9
Penelope	9
Total	186

 

[ButterTart]

Tracey Thorn looking like she's about to talk our ear off about women's sex based rights I'm not sure if it's the HAIR or the EXPRESSION

She just needs glasses with colourful frames and she's ready to do TikTok reaction videos which always start with "I know this is supposed to be a joke, but..."

 

[ButterTart]

Let's calm things down a bit with some SERENE votes shall we? @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid




Actually let's not, NEW RECORD:

195 points!

Spoiler

	SHE GOT THE MALIBU BARBIE & KEN BEACH-HOUSE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS SINDY & PAUL KNOCK OFF
	HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
	Erasure
	Gaudete
Soldi	5
Ag	6
QotB	10
BT	10
Superstylin	7
Diddy	6
Kate	9
dmlaw	6
Iguana	4
WTG	2
Indie	4
BoysForSeles	9
D5K	8
Funky	6
ZenGi	8
Oct	6
Tisch	8
Ill Advis	6
Kratz	4
Music	5
Lucille	10
Jiva	9
Alex	6
HerSerene	10
Raining	9
Suomi	8
Rita	6
Penelope	8
Total	195

NOT ENOUGH TENS

 

[Tisch]

Who will be first to break 200 judy points?


Spoiler alert. It's our next poster

@jyxz the season received 201 points!

Spoiler

	Two Girls, One Muff
	jyxz the season
	jyxz
	Tegan & Sara
	Make You Mine This Season
Soldi	4
Ag	10
QotB	8
BT	6
Superstylin	8
Diddy	8
Kate	5
dmlaw	8
Iguana	7
WTG	10
Indie	1
BoysForSeles	9
D5K	10
Funky	6
ZenGi	7
Oct	4
Tisch	9
Ill Advis	6
Kratz	10
Music	8
Lucille	6
Jiva	9
Alex	9
HerSerene	5
Raining	8
Suomi	3
Rita	8
Penelope	9
Total	201

 

[ButterTart]

Who will be first to break 200 judy points?


Spoiler alert. It's our next poster

@jyxz the season received 201 points!

Spoiler

	Two Girls, One Muff
	jyxz the season
	jyxz
	Tegan & Sara
	Make You Mine This Season
Soldi	4
Ag	10
QotB	8
BT	6
Superstylin	8
Diddy	8
Kate	5
dmlaw	8
Iguana	7
WTG	10
Indie	1
BoysForSeles	9
D5K	10
Funky	6
ZenGi	7
Oct	4
Tisch	9
Ill Advis	6
Kratz	10
Music	8
Lucille	6
Jiva	9
Alex	9
HerSerene	5
Raining	8
Suomi	3
Rita	8
Penelope	9
Total	201

Really?

 

[RJN]

"two girls, one muff" takes on a darker meaning when you realize that Tegan and Sara are sisters

 

[Suomi]

Is all this a set up for a Suomi jury flop because I swear to satan

 

[Penelope]

"two girls, one muff" takes on a darker meaning when you realize that Tegan and Sara are sisters

What? One of them shaves

 

[Lucille]

Wow imagine if T & S had actually written a good song.

 

[Tisch]

Down to the final TREE as Dub calls them.


@Reindeer On Me received:











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196 points!

Spoiler

	Christmas with Zu-Klara
	Reindeer on Me
	Raining on Me
	Spray
	He Came With His Sleigh
Soldi	5
Ag	10
QotB	6
BT	8
Superstylin	6
Diddy	9
Kate	9
dmlaw	10
Iguana	8
WTG	1
Indie	1
BoysForSeles	1
D5K	7
Funky	2
ZenGi	9
Oct	5
Tisch	9
Ill Advis	5
Kratz	7
Music	7
Lucille	10
Jiva	10
Alex	8
HerSerene	10
Raining	9
Suomi	10
Rita	6
Penelope	8
Total	196

 

[ButterTart]

"two girls, one muff" takes on a darker meaning when you realize that Tegan and Sara are sisters

Sisters who are BOTH lesbian? Oh God, it's Nick and Aaron Carter all over again.

 

[dmlaw]

"two girls, one muff" takes on a darker meaning when you realize that Tegan and Sara are sisters

Do you mean conjoined twins?

 

[dmlaw]

Down to the final TREE as Dub calls them.


@Reindeer On Me received:











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196 points!

Spoiler

	Christmas with Zu-Klara
	Reindeer on Me
	Raining on Me
	Spray
	He Came With His Sleigh
Soldi	5
Ag	10
QotB	6
BT	8
Superstylin	6
Diddy	9
Kate	9
dmlaw	10
Iguana	8
WTG	1
Indie	1
BoysForSeles	1
D5K	7
Funky	2
ZenGi	9
Oct	5
Tisch	9
Ill Advis	5
Kratz	7
Music	7
Lucille	10
Jiva	10
Alex	8
HerSerene	10
Raining	9
Suomi	10
Rita	6
Penelope	8
Total	196

Win the game gives the best song in the competition a bad mark? That‘s uncharacteristic.

 

[Tisch]

Right so

 

[Suomi]

Omg

 

[Tisch]

Little known poster @Suomi (come out your shell more hun!) is next up, and she received............







214 POINTS!

Spoiler

	Unwanted Gift Drama
	Suomi
	Now Now
	Lonely Christmas
Soldi	8
Ag	9
QotB	9
BT	7
Superstylin	10
Diddy	8
Kate	3
dmlaw	7
Iguana	8
WTG	7
Indie	1
BoysForSeles	7
D5K	6
Funky	10
ZenGi	9
Oct	10
Tisch	9
Ill Advis	6
Kratz	4
Music	8
Lucille	4
Jiva	9
Alex	9
HerSerene	10
Raining	9
Suomi	10
Rita	7
Penelope	10
Total	214

 

[COB]

Who will be first to break 200 judy points?


Spoiler alert. It's our next poster

@jyxz the season received 201 points!

Spoiler

	Two Girls, One Muff
	jyxz the season
	jyxz
	Tegan & Sara
	Make You Mine This Season
Soldi	4
Ag	10
QotB	8
BT	6
Superstylin	8
Diddy	8
Kate	5
dmlaw	8
Iguana	7
WTG	10
Indie	1
BoysForSeles	9
D5K	10
Funky	6
ZenGi	7
Oct	4
Tisch	9
Ill Advis	6
Kratz	10
Music	8
Lucille	6
Jiva	9
Alex	9
HerSerene	5
Raining	8
Suomi	3
Rita	8
Penelope	9
Total	201

Beautiful song, well deserved!

 

[Lucille]

 

[Iguana]

 

[Suomi]

 

[RS]

214? Not too impressive, is it?

 

[ButterTart]

Win the game gives the best song in the competition a bad mark? That‘s uncharacteristic.

When he worked for the NME, he famously stated The Rolling Stones would never amount to anything. In the same issue, he gave 5 stars to a collective called Twelve Nuns Screaming into A Bucket.

 

[Raining on Me]

I think that's...okay? I mean it has 10s and 1s so it's a SUCCESS

After the nastiness of finishing in the gross realms of the THIRTIES frankly it's a return to former CHART GLORIES and I'll take that

Thank you to all who came on a sleigh somewhat elaborately

 

[ButterTart]

Little known poster @Suomi (come out your shell more hun!) is next up, and she received............







214 POINTS!

Spoiler

	Unwanted Gift Drama
	Suomi
	Now Now
	Lonely Christmas
Soldi	8
Ag	9
QotB	9
BT	7
Superstylin	10
Diddy	8
Kate	3
dmlaw	7
Iguana	8
WTG	7
Indie	1
BoysForSeles	7
D5K	6
Funky	10
ZenGi	9
Oct	10
Tisch	9
Ill Advis	6
Kratz	4
Music	8
Lucille	4
Jiva	9
Alex	9
HerSerene	10
Raining	9
Suomi	10
Rita	7
Penelope	10
Total	214

This only incriminates me further.

 

[Suomi]

me after revealing the number of guys I’ve slept with to slut RaspberrySwirl:

214? Not too impressive, is it?

 

[dmlaw]

Congratulations to Ag on rigging winning the competition. Richly deserved.

 

[Iguana]

Congratulations to Ag on rigging winning the competition. Richly deserved.

With a song that someone else entered

 

[ButterTart]

me after revealing the number of guys I’ve slept with to slut RaspberrySwirl:

In fairness that's quite a slow afternoon for him.

 

[Tisch]

So at the moment the top 2 stand THUSLY:

1​	Unwanted Gift Drama	Suomi	Suomi	Now Now	Lonely Christmas	457
2​	Teletext Advent Calendar	Feliz NavidAg	Ag	Ice MC	It's A Rainy Day (Christmas Remix)	323

Remembering of course Suomi's received his jury points and Ag hasn't.

I've run it past my very own Carole Voardermans (@You Butter Watch Out) who's been standing around all evening waiting for this moment (and their tea that I'm withholding), and I can confirm that Ag needs 135 points to win

 

[Lucille]

THE SUSPENSE!

 

[Tisch]

Has he done it though?

 

[ButterTart]

So at the moment the top 2 stand THUSLY:

1​	Unwanted Gift Drama	Suomi	Suomi	Now Now	Lonely Christmas	457
2​	Teletext Advent Calendar	Feliz NavidAg	Ag	Ice MC	It's A Rainy Day (Christmas Remix)	323

Remembering of course Suomi's received his jury points and Ag hasn't.

I've run it past my very own Carole Voardermans (@You Butter Watch Out) who's been standing around all evening waiting for this moment (and their tea that I'm withholding), and I can confirm that Ag needs 135 points to win

It's a tough ask, can we reasonably expect Ag to manage six points less than I got?

 

[Kate]

Of course he has

 

[Suomi]

Please god let the current leader somehow get 82 points for some reason

 

[Tisch]

Of course he has

Don't be so sure!

 

[Tisch]

Any further MISTAKES / compliments about how handsome I am, get 'em in NOW

 

[RJN]

Let's just wait until tomorrow for the final results

 

[Tisch]

(or anytime, DM's always open hehe)

 

[Suomi]

I’m ready


So damn ready

 

[dmlaw]

Any further MISTAKES / compliments about how handsome I am, get 'em in NOW

Well done on making this obvious landslide vaguely tense.