✝️ ASFMXMAS II: The Holy FINAL ✝️ results on page 1

[ButterTart]

Theme is HOUSEWIVES.

Coming soon. ASFM: Basics.

Okay this was spooky.

 

[Lucille]

Coming soon. ASFM: Back to Basics.

No further information will be given at this time.

But every ASFM is for the basics

 

[Iguana]

Theme is HOUSEWIVES.

Let's take this idea to the Housewives forum. We could totally do a niche Housewives ASFM.

 

[ButterTart]

I know @dmlawst christmas said no further details at this time but I'm hoping we might be able to get some further details so I can plan ahead in time for the surprise rules reveal.

 

[Suomi]

Omg @SDF is making a comeback.

Can’t wait for the lies and manipulation

 

[dmlaw]

I’m claiming Ain’t No Other Man before anyone else does

Enjoy coming second to Candyman.

 

[ButterTart]

Let's take this idea to the Housewives forum. We could totally do a niche Housewives ASFM.

Artist: Denise Richards
Song: La Piscine
Avatar: Denise Richards gets murdered in hot tub in Valentine

 

[Tisch]

Artist: Denise Richards
Song: La Piscine
Avatar: Denise Richards gets murdered in hot tub in Valentine

Carn't beleev you stoll this form under me

 

[AlgoAlex]

Theme is HOUSEWIVES.

Well that would be suitably Classy

 

[ILL ADVISED]

I'm pretty sure his trajectory in the last three contests has been last-first-last. You have to admire such an 'all or nothing' attitude.

A unique achievement for sure

 

[Indie]

Mid twenties is pretty much my rightful home.

Disappointed by @santaphone 's position though. MERRRRY CHRRRRISTMAS

 

[ButterTart]

Carn't beleev you stoll this form under me

You can choose a song by one of the many other talented singers among the Housewives, such as

 

[AlgoAlex]

You can choose a song by one of the many other talented singers among the Housewives, such as

GAMBLE BREAUX

 

[ButterTart]

GAMBLE BREAUX

Is that a real person? Was she named using Boggle?

 

[AlgoAlex]

Is that a real person? Was she named using Boggle?

Singer songwriter proper TALENT.
Your pussy is too dry to ride her that hard

 

[ButterTart]

Singer songwriter proper TALENT.
Your pussy is too dry to ride her that hard

Housewives chat is a surreal world where words are abstract concepts, suddenly devoid of meaning.

 

[ButterTart]

If this Pokemon Geaux character is so talented, why has Jiva never sent her to ASFM?

 

[Kate]

SOMEONE kept fucking playing her on those Spotify jukebox nights we had.

 

[Tisch]

SOMEONE kept fucking playing her on those Spotify jukebox nights we had.

TWICE IN A ROW!

DOUBLE GAMBLE!

Thems were the days! Next lockdown folks! (So next week)

 

[RJN]

SOMEONE kept fucking playing her on those Spotify jukebox nights we had.

We should do that again

 

[RS]

Is that a real person? Was she named using Boggle?

 

[AlgoAlex]

SOMEONE kept fucking playing her on those Spotify jukebox nights we had.

Gamble on me and you are sure to win

 

[ButterTart]

We should do that again

New Year's Eve? We'll have nowt else to do.

 

[ButterTart]

I've watched the start of this five times and still can't work out where she says she's from. The nearest I get is 'Madamalazu'.

 

[Iguana]

I've watched the start of this five times and still can't work out where she says she's from. The nearest I get is 'Madamalazu'.

You don't have to know where she's from. She knows where she's from enough for the Madamaluzofus

 

[Diddy]

Congrats @Feliz NavidAg for the win, @Merry Tischmas! and @All Iguana Xmas Is You too for the show.

The rest of you? (Except a handful)


I know it was a risk going for Party instead of Christmas but it didn’t stop unknown artist Agnes cleaning up. And finishing below eastenders was a real kicker.

I’m sending someone white and miserable next time

 

[RJN]

Congrats @Feliz NavidAg for the win, @Merry Tischmas! and @All Iguana Xmas Is You too for the show.

The rest of you? (Except a handful)


I know it was a risk going for Party instead of Christmas but it didn’t stop unknown artist Agnes cleaning up. And finishing below eastenders was a real kicker.

I’m sending someone white and miserable next time

The whitest, most miserable man alive was entered (Sufism Stevens) and he didn’t win

 

[Diddy]

The whitest, most miserable man alive was entered (Sufism Stevens) and he didn’t win

He came 12th though

 

[Kratz]

Thanks to @Feliz NavidAg @Merry Tischmas! and @All Iguana Xmas Is You - beautifully hosted as always

 

[Rita]

Thank you ever so much @Feliz NavidAg @Merry Tischmas! and @All Iguana Xmas Is You this was fabulous fun as always and put me and drove me right to the Christmas Spirit.

 

[Rita]

Also congrats to our AMAZING WINNER @Feliz NavidAg. Well deserved.

 

[octophone]

Glad I went to bed now. No soul, that's your trouble, Moopy.

 

[COB]

And finishing below eastenders was a real kicker.

 

[Diddy]

Oh don’t make that face you TROLL

 

[Rita]

Can’t wait for the lies and manipulation

HONEY, DON’T stop there GOD DAMN IT!!

 

[Kratz]

So when is the next one folks? I want to recover from my relative flop. Is 19th a flop? I genuinely thought it had a shot at winning when I found it

 

[Suomi]

So when is the next one folks? I want to recover from my relative flop. Is 19th a flop? I genuinely thought it had a shot at winning when I found it

My Delta entry only came 17th despite leading the voting for half of the results

Spoiler

because I front loaded all my points in an act of gay fantasy

,so I think there is something about her that stops people trusting her as a reliable music act. Scientists can trace this back to Brian Mcfadden (sp?)

 

[Raining on Me]

Congrats @Feliz NavidAg for the win, @Merry Tischmas! and @All Iguana Xmas Is You too for the show.

The rest of you? (Except a handful)


I know it was a risk going for Party instead of Christmas but it didn’t stop unknown artist Agnes cleaning up. And finishing below eastenders was a real kicker.

I’m sending someone white and miserable next time

I would have enjoyed your song more if it didn't use that god awful term, "the FEELS"

Given that was the title and chorus, it pretty much ruined it for me sorry Probably best to send something less offensive next time, like a song about raping water voles

 

[win_the_game]

My Delta entry only came 17th despite leading the voting for half of the results

Spoiler

because I front loaded all my points in an act of gay fantasy

,so I think there is something about her that stops people trusting her as a reliable music act. Scientists can trace this back to Brian Mcfadden (sp?)

You had me in a state of gay panic during ASFSF, thinking my Sugar-esque banger was flopping for half of the voting.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

So when is the next one folks? I want to recover from my relative flop. Is 19th a flop? I genuinely thought it had a shot at winning when I found it

We have the 2021 Best of coming up! Pick your dates here!

ASFM All Stars 2021: Date Poll

A formal launch will follow ASFM Xmas, but I am conscious that our holiday schedule is filling up so let's get the date sorted. Listening party, voting and results all in one evening, same as last year. So which evening suits? Pick ALL that you think you can make.

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