🎄 ASFXMAS 2021 HOLY VOTING - CLOSED - RESULTS TOMORROW 8PM! 🎅

[octophone]

So, after tagging everyone 86 times a day, Ag is FLAKING OUT?

 

[Lucille]

So, after tagging everyone 86 times a day, Ag is FLAKING OUT?

No he’s PASSING OUT.

 

[octophone]

I'll start drinking at 8 when we officially commence the rewatch.

 

[ButterTart]

Its all Iguana's fault. I'm waiting to serve dinner and he's on a ZOOM like it's 2020 or something.

He's so wedded to the past. He should be doing something new and exciting, like participating in an online song contest to kill time because a deadly virus is limiting our social options.

 

[ButterTart]

I'm sober because I've only been huffing this paint thinner as opposed to drinking it.

 

[Tisch]

I'm sober because I've only been huffing this paint thinner as opposed to drinking it.

The night is young. The countess is due on in 18 minutes.

 

[ButterTart]

The night is young. The countess is due on in 18 minutes.

Duly noted, I'll need to drink so much WKD it'll technically qualify as attempted suicide.

 

[octophone]

The night is young. The countess is due on in 18 minutes.

 

[Tisch]

The bar will remain open for those three minutes, JUS' SAYIN'

 

[octophone]

I mean, honestly who needs a pissbreak THAT early in the game?

 

[octophone]

Anyway, I'm taking the opportunity to have a MINCE PIE.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Tisch]

I mean, honestly who needs a pissbreak THAT early in the game?

Don't know about you but at least myself and @Feliz NavidAg have had a lot of pre-drinks

 

[ButterTart]

Three minutes until @Feliz NavidAg has been unconscious for an hour

 

[octophone]

Are we going "live"?

 

[ButterTart]

The thread is now LIVE

 

[Lucille]

READY

 

[octophone]

Oh boy...

 

[dmlaw]

Oh no! My internet has crashed and I’m going to miss the first three minutes of the playlist. How am I still posting on Moopy, you ask…

 

[Lucille]

Ladies and Gentleman, this is The Countess speaking, I have arrived!

 

[octophone]

This just makes me want to kill all rich people.

 

[ButterTart]

Fun fact: if you remove the O, E, S and S from 'Countess', it becomes accurate.

 

[Iguana]

Yaaaas Countess!

 

[octophone]

At least 2 of the people in that video have killed a human being.

 

[dmlaw]

Ultimately, she isn’t even the ASFXMAS2 contestant who made the best marriage.

 

[Iguana]

Omg I love this so much. Quite drunk though.

 

[ButterTart]

At least 2 of the people in that video have killed a human being.

It looks like they mulched the bodies down and injected them into their faces.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Iguana]

Leah HATED doing this and wanted to know what her RIGHTS were

 

[Lucille]

Leah HATED doing this and wanted to know what her RIGHTS were

In the event the song made ANY MONEY!

 

[dmlaw]

It would just have been nice if they could have agreed on a key to sing out of.

 

[ButterTart]

I love how on brand it is that Jarvis Cocker's Christmas song is basically just a song he'd already released with one word altered.

 

[octophone]

I always have time for Jarvis. Even that time he kinda slaughtered a Fall song, I could take it.

 

[Iguana]

Fuck this second song. We've gone back to watch the Countess again.

 

[ButterTart]

This was such a nice little surprise.

 

[dmlaw]

Fuck this second song. We've gone back to watch the Countess again.

A SWAT team is about to burst into your house. You should just make a grab for your gun. Nothing bad will happen.

 

[Lucille]

This reminds of something Nancy would send.

 

[octophone]

You just know there's a large wicker man in the grounds of that church.

 

[ButterTart]

This Eastenders one achieved the impressive feat of making Anita Dobson look like a competent musician by comparison.

 

[Iguana]

This EastEnders one is quite a standout. Better on Spotify than the terrible quality on here