🎄 ASFXMAS 2021 HOLY VOTING - CLOSED - RESULTS TOMORROW 8PM! 🎅

[Tisch]

Back from having @Butterfly's tea!

The thing I love most about Wincey Willis is that someone knows it and submitted it and it exists and it never makes me not agog.

 

[Lucille]

I’d forgotten this slightly terrifying spoken word bit!

 

[Iguana]

YEEEEEEHAAAW!

 

[octophone]

This is absolutely ghastly - please tell me it's a joke? Chris Morris did it, right? Music to set fire to your pitchfork whilst shagging your aunt.

 

[Tisch]

YEEEEEEHAAAW!

 

[dmlaw]

Piece of shit, piece of shit, Kentucky fried Christmas is a piece of shit.

 

[Iguana]

Piece of shit, piece of shit, Kentucky fried Christmas is a piece of shit.

You must be a right laugh down the local KFC

 

[octophone]

There's a parallel universe in which someone persuaded Taylor Swift to record this when she was 15 and she's never lived it down.

 

[Lucille]

Back from having @Butterfly's tea!

The thing I love most about Wincey Willis is that someone knows it and submitted it and it exists and it never makes me not agog.

I love this tidbit from his Wikipedia.

During his many tours and live appearances, Willis became "famous for greeting fans with a headbutt"; this left him with a distinctive permanent bruise on his forehead.

 

[Tisch]

Give it its due it's the first HONKY TONK ASFM song I assume, so I appreciate the effort to spread over the genres

 

[Tisch]

I love this tidbit from his Wikipedia.

During his many tours and live appearances, Willis became "famous for greeting fans with a headbutt"; this left him with a distinctive permanent bruise on his forehead.

Taylor Swift could NEVER

 

[octophone]

You must be a right laugh down the local KFC

"I'll have the Piece Of Shit meal to take away, please"

 

[Lucille]

The dusty synths on this are GORGE.

 

[Iguana]

Such a lovely shade of green

 

[Lucille]

Do we know if it’s about CHRISTMAS, as it’s certainly not party (maybe CHEM SEX)

 

[Tisch]

Excuse me, but what is the meaning of "Irti Malla"

 

[octophone]

I do like this one - how does it fit the theme?

 

[Iguana]

She looks like she's just vomited up a night's worth of jaeggerbombs. QUEEN

 

[octophone]

Excuse me, but what is the meaning of "Irti Malla"

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[Tisch]

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Ah thanks X

 

[dmlaw]

I do like this one - how does it fit the theme?

It’s from the bit of the Christmas party where you start to get the fear and hate all your colleagues. AKA the best bit.

 

[Iguana]

I do like this one - how does it fit the theme?

Chem sex bops transcend themes (APPARENTLY)

 

[octophone]

It’s from the bit of the Christmas party where you start to get the fear and hate all your colleagues.

You mean "when it's announced in October"?

 

[Tisch]

She looks like she's just vomited up a night's worth of jaeggerbombs. QUEEN

Or one of those harsh looking swimming teachers you had as a kid that turned out to be about 25

 

[dmlaw]

That septum is pretty clearly on its last legs.

 

[Lucille]

The lyrics are not as deep as you’d hope, she’s literally singing ‘I LIKE DANCING!’

 

[Iguana]

That septum is pretty clearly on its last legs.

Late stage septum

 

[Lucille]

It’s gorgeous but wish it’d been saved for a non festive ASFM.

 

[Iguana]

The lyrics are not as deep as you’d hope, she’s literally singing ‘I LIKE DANCING!’

Thank God we have someone here who speaks fluent chem sex

 

[Tisch]

The lyrics are not as deep as you’d hope, she’s literally singing ‘I LIKE DANCING!’

Because IT'S CHRISTMAS

 

[octophone]

The lyrics are not as deep as you’d hope, she’s literally singing ‘I LIKE DANCING!’

Mate, we've had the chorus "Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas", it's fine.

 

[Lucille]

Suddenly getting flashbacks to the solitary sweet potato in my BIG SHOP.

 

[Iguana]

Get ready to get HAPPY

 

[octophone]

Tracey. Wonderful.

 

[Tisch]

Thank God we have someone here who speaks fluent chem sex

Stop saying "chem sex" as two words, you sound like a mum

 

[Lucille]

Suddenly getting flashbacks to the solitary sweet potato in my BIG SHOP.

It’s certainly just as depressing.

 

[Iguana]

Stop saying "chem sex" as two words, you sound like a mum

Thanks Tisch lampe.

 

[octophone]

Has @You Butter Watch Out passed out with sheer delight?

 

[dmlaw]

Time for the latest of the marvellous, miserable songs group.

 

[octophone]

Thanks Tisch lampe.

I always assumed Lampe was his real surname and that's why he wanted it removed. Are You Mr Iggy Lampe now?