🎄 ASFXMAS 2021 HOLY VOTING - CLOSED - RESULTS TOMORROW 8PM! 🎅

[Tisch]

Tracey wins the Tisch prize for biggest GROWER

And as an Omicron isolated Christmas looks more and more likely it only makes more and more SENSE.

 

[Lucille]

The miserable entries must’ve seemed like a good idea 3 weeks ago when we were all looking forward to finally having a HAPPY NORMAL NON PLAGUEY CHRISTMAS.

 

[dmlaw]

Has @You Butter Watch Out passed out with sheer delight?

He has to get the kids to bed.

 

[Iguana]

He has to get the kids to bed.

The dead ones or the dying ones?

 

[Tisch]

He has to get the kids to bed.

And drop them off at the pool I imagine

 

[Iguana]

I always assumed Lampe was his real surname and that's why he wanted it removed. Are You Mr Iggy Lampe now?

I wish, his surname is WORSE

 

[Lucille]

Surely he’s not having his TEA, it’s 4 hours too late for that.

 

[dmlaw]

I assume @You Butter Watch Out will be back in twenty minutes with some unconvincing story about having to fight off a troupe of ninjas whilst running away from a massive explosion.

 

[dmlaw]

The dead ones or the dying ones?

Just a matter of time really.

 

[octophone]

This got BLEAK.

 

[octophone]

Anyway, I hate this. Well, I don't, I just can't pull off that shade of teal and I'm jealous.

 

[Lucille]

And drop them off at the pool I imagine

Not nice to say but I always imagine BT is quite the LENGTHY SHITTER.

 

[Iguana]

I like this one! It's a bit Gabriella Killmenow but probably a bit better

 

[dmlaw]

This got BLEAK.

Yeah, but Ice MC will be on in a couple of songs, so it’ll perk up again.

 

[Tisch]

Not nice to say but I always imagine BT is quite the LENGTHY SHITTER.

I bet he has a poo book on his bathroom windowsill as well. The cricket almanac of 2014 or something.

 

[Lucille]

Anyway, I hate this. Well, I don't, I just can't pull off that shade of teal and I'm jealous.

VERY MERRY, SO VERY MERRY suddenly makes ‘I LOVE DANCING’ sound like IBSEN.

 

[Lucille]

I bet he has a poo book on his bathroom windowsill as well. The cricket almanac of 2014 or something.

And an overflowing ashtray by the side.

 

[octophone]

I like the Eels one. It's fun.

 

[octophone]

And an overflowing ashtray by the side.

One by the bog, one by the bath.

 

[Lucille]

DOGS!

 

[dmlaw]

I like this one! It's a bit Gabriella Killmenow but probably a bit better

She has an ASFM runner up position to her name, so maybe this will be a winner. Hope not.

 

[Iguana]

She has an ASFM runner up position to her name, so maybe this will be a winner. Hope not.

That Gabriella was one that I didn't really want to like, but I couldn't help myself

 

[Lucille]

POPPERS (and poopers) out girls! It’s CHRISTMAS!!!

 

[funky]

I came in to catch up on christmas songs, but I see you’re all talking about poo books and dogs in leotards, so as long as everyone’s happy I’ll leave you all to it

 

[Iguana]

I have a headache already (may be the wine)

 

[dmlaw]

I’m choosing to believe that the Eels song is being song by Tammy off the ABBA album.

 

[Lucille]

Can’t wait to play this on Xmas when I inevitably get the BAGS IN.

 

[dmlaw]

I came in to catch up on christmas songs, but I see you’re all talking about poo books and dogs in leotards, so as long as everyone’s happy I’ll leave you all to it

CHRISTMASSY poo books and dogs in leotards, I’ll have you know.

 

[octophone]

Roy Wood has nowt to fear from this.

 

[Tisch]

JESUS CAME TO LIFE

 

[Iguana]

JESUS CAME TO LIFE

YES IT'S XMAS DAY!

 

[octophone]

Sorry, I;m struggling to get the thrust of this one. Is it Xmas Day?

 

[Tisch]

Sorry, I;m struggling to get the thrust of this one. Is it Xmas Day?

JESUS CAME TO LIFE

 

[dmlaw]

Since no one asked earlier, Alexia is the one who married better than the Countess. A member of the Armani dynasty, apparently.

 

[Lucille]

Sorry, I;m struggling to get the thrust of this one. Is it Xmas Day?

THRUST being the OPERATIVE WORD.

 

[Lucille]

Sorry but I hate this.

 

[octophone]

JESUS CAME TO LIFE

That's a very dramatic way of saying "was born".

 

[Tisch]

May joy and happiness snow on you


(@Ludolph )

 

[octophone]

Sorry but I hate this.

Same, lazy as fuck.

 

[dmlaw]

I suspect that this Enya video may not be an official product. Although it WOULD fit with her work ethic.