🎄 ASFXMAS 2021 HOLY VOTING - CLOSED - RESULTS TOMORROW 8PM! 🎅

[Lucille]

Another one for the WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY FIND THIS pile?

 

[ButterTart]

I do like a Christmas song with a whiff of SINISTER about it.

Like Another Rock n Roll Christmas by Gary Glitter

 

[Soldi]

It can’t be they’re not passed out in vomit being bummed by Tisch’s 2nd least attractive friend.

Erm who told you?!?!

 

[Iguana]

Basic disco yas

 

[ButterTart]

Gaudete is one of only three UK hits which are entirely in Latin and the other two are both Pie Jesu.

Was either Pie Jesu the Michelle Bass version?

 

[octophone]

Again, 114 views - how many of them are US?

 

[dmlaw]

Erm who told you?!?!

I think you just did.

 

[ButterTart]

Erm who told you?!?!

Oh look, one mention of being bummed by munters and he's in here like a shot.

 

[dmlaw]

Was either Pie Jesu the Michelle Bass version?

Let’s say yes.

 

[Tisch]

Another one for the WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY FIND THIS pile?

I'm genuinely wondering if they just typed DISCO CHRISTMAS into Spotify and

 

[Lucille]

Octophone don’t tell us these synths are presets too

 

[octophone]

Octophone don’t tell us these synths are presets too

I know my synths. Especially the cheap ones...

 

[Iguana]

WHEREVER YOU AAAARE

 

[Lucille]

Were there no fabulous Korean CHRISTMAS songs?

 

[ButterTart]

The bottom of her hair isn't making any sense to me. Was it rendered in MS Paint?

 

[octophone]

Right, there's too many of them.

 

[dmlaw]

It’s almost like the East Asians don’t have any Christmas songs.

 

[octophone]

Also, WTF does this have to do with Xmas?

 

[Iguana]

Right, there's too many of them.

Do they all look the same to you?

 

[dmlaw]

Right, there's too many of them.

You sound like the boss of their record company.

 

[ButterTart]

150 sexy ladies and 1 well developed 14 year-old to either deter or encourage wanking depending who's watching.

Must be an Asian girl band

 

[octophone]

Tune's decent.

 

[dmlaw]

150 sexy ladies and 1 well developed 14 year-old to either deter or encourage wanking depending who's watching.

Must be an Asian girl band

It’s called Korean Roulette. You have to make sure that you don’t finish whilst the underage one is on screen.

 

[Iguana]

Fuck off credits

 

[dmlaw]

I wonder if my virulent hatred for this song is still in place.

 

[Lucille]

“Omg I get a FREE REINDEER!”

BURN IT.

 

[Tisch]

This is properly DUG it's way into my head and not necessarily in a pleasant way

 

[ButterTart]

To the person going around telling comedy singers that spoken word bits in songs are funny: Fuck off you rotten, wicked bastard.

 

[Tisch]

FRANKEN-SENSATIONALLLLLLLLLL

 

[dmlaw]

I wonder if my virulent hatred for this song is still in place.

Yes. Yes, it is. I’m getting more beer.

 

[octophone]

Yes. Yes, it is. I’m getting more beer.

I have just done the same thing!

 

[Lucille]

Feeling sick at OMG being spoken out loud.

 

[ButterTart]

Is the lead singer Jo O'Meara?

 

[Lucille]

I’d forgotten about the ripped off and completely incongruous Kate Bush ad-lib, hate it so much.

 

[Tisch]

PERFECT CHRISTMAS SINGLLLLLLLEEEEEEE

 

[ButterTart]

Is the lead singer Jo O'Meara?

Because this would absolutely explain the choice of artist name.

 

[Tisch]

Because this would absolutely explain the choice of artist name.

Frisky and Racist?

 

[ButterTart]

I’d forgotten about the ripped off and completely incongruous Kate Bush ad-lib, hate it so much.

Why is it in there? It's just horrifying and cruel. It's like showing a kid a Peppa Pig video with a few frames of a puppy being kicked to death spliced in.

 

[octophone]

Now THIS is something else...my ear is caught.

 

[Iguana]

I love that everyone has stuck around so far.