🎄 ASFXMAS 2021 HOLY VOTING - CLOSED - RESULTS TOMORROW 8PM! 🎅

[dmlaw]

I think I actually do like this, although I’m well aware that I shouldn’t.

 

[Tisch]

Gwen strikes me as someone really BORING to know in real life. "Wanna come out for a drink?" "No sorry I need to find my centre tonight".

 

[ButterTart]

I once stalked Gwen around Glasgow’s BOTANIC GARDENS.

Gwen Stefani in a botanical garden? PHWOAR I'd like to stimulate her Clematis etc.

 

[octophone]

Gwen strikes me as someone really BORING to know in real life. "Wanna come out for a drink?" "No sorry I need to find my centre tonight".

"I'm sorry, my chakras are unaligned"

 

[ButterTart]

Gwen strikes me as someone really BORING to know in real life. "Wanna come out for a drink?" "No sorry I need to find my centre tonight".

I feel like she asks how you are because she actually wants to know.

 

[dmlaw]

I feel like she asks how you are because she actually wants to know.

She’s basically history’s greatest monster.

 

[Lucille]

This is one I should like but it’s kind of PASSING ME BY.

 

[ButterTart]

And for news on infectiously basic house pop, here's Rita with the latest updates.

 

[dmlaw]

I think this song might be the very furthest from complying with the brief, as well.

 

[octophone]

Oh, here's Indie's entry.

 

[Lucille]

This I should hate, but like Christmas it’s proving to be HIGHLY INFECTIOUS.

 

[ButterTart]

Tits out, it's Minivan

 

[Iguana]

It was a CHOICE to put this one after the SAME SONG!

 

[octophone]

They're going to get chucked off the campsite for making so much noise

 

[ButterTart]

This one is actually one of the most joyful songs in the contest. I feel like it tackled the brief head on, even with the kamikaze inclusion of guitars.

 

[Tisch]

Back from my buttertarts tea break JUST IN FUCKING TIME YEEEEAHHH!!!!

 

[dmlaw]

I should like this more than I do. Her vocal isn’t up to the job and carols don’t need the symphonic metal batshitness. Obviously, it will still get points, just not all of them.

 

[Tisch]

One thing I learnt about myself in lockdown 2020 was that I love Nordic fake rock so much

 

[ButterTart]

Is the slowed down bit in the original mix of Joy to the World, or has she just added them for this?

 

[octophone]

I hate that kind of guitar playing. Bursts my tits, so it does.

 

[ButterTart]

One thing I learnt about myself in lockdown 2020 was that I love Nordic fake rock so much

This is the sort of centre Gwen Stefani could only dream of finding.

 

[Iguana]

Oh I want to hate her but...

 

[ButterTart]

She has such a severe case of musicaltheatreface.

 

[Lucille]

Thank God we made it to Christmas.

 

[dmlaw]

I do like the variety in genres in this contest. @Barnacle didn’t even enter but he has about three songs in it. This is the best of them.

 

[octophone]

"The world needs direction"
"From a white guy like me"
"BINGO"

 

[octophone]

Thank God we made it to Christmas.

I think I finally understand this emoji.

 

[ButterTart]

She looks like she'd play a Mum on Hollyoaks with four kids with shit names and different accents.

 

[Lucille]

She has such a severe case of musicaltheatreface.

My favourite comment last time was whoever pointed out her perfect Qanon Mum aesthetic.

 

[dmlaw]

“We made it to Christmas but we have a murder/suicide planned for Boxing Day.”

 

[octophone]

Melania Trump likes this. I can feel it.

 

[Iguana]

Not all of us made it to Christmas - COVID ANTHEM

 

[ButterTart]

Melania Trump likes this. I can feel it.

I didn't realise this song was called 'Anal from literally anyone but her husband'.

 

[Lucille]

Not all of us made it to Christmas - COVID ANTHEM

Yes why not include a passing allusion to DEATH in your Christmas song.

 

[ButterTart]

Did Lenka do that 1,2,3,4 something something something more song?

 

[dmlaw]

Did Lenka do that 1,2,3,4 something something something more song?

No. That was actually good.

 

[ButterTart]

Why is her dress sponsored by NBC?

 

[octophone]

This is good!

 

[octophone]

Did Lenka do that 1,2,3,4 something something something more song?

Feist.

 

[Lucille]

I have no memory of this one! Papa Noel must’ve obliterated the 4 minutes prior to its arrival.