🎄 ASFXMAS 2021 HOLY VOTING - CLOSED - RESULTS TOMORROW 8PM! 🎅

[ButterTart]

Feist.

What did Lenka do? I know I recognise the name.

 

[win_the_game]

Affected/breathy female singer-songwriter is up there with nonce pop as one of the worst ASFM genres.

 

[octophone]

120 views. Moopy giving this lass a lift.

 

[Tisch]

No spoilers or anything but I'm still a total a sucker for ASFM synths and Now Now probably remains my favourite.

 

[Lucille]

What did Lenka do? I know I recognise the name.

SATELLITE.

 

[ButterTart]

What did Lenka do? I know I recognise the name.

It was this!

 

[dmlaw]

What did Lenka do? I know I recognise the name.

She had a Top 40 song called ’The Show’ which I bet I’d remember if I could be bothered listening to it.

 

[Tisch]

What did Lenka do? I know I recognise the name.

This I assume! I was obsessed aged 19 for at least four months.

 

[octophone]

I'm getting a wee Christine & The Queens vibe from this. I like it.

 

[ButterTart]

Bit fucked off because this one was in my shortlist. Really don't want it to win because I can't handle such overwhelming jealousy in the season of goodwill.

 

[dmlaw]

Oh, god, brace yourselves for the final song.

 

[ButterTart]

She had a Top 40 song called ’The Show’ which I bet I’d remember if I could be bothered listening to it.

It sounds just like 1,2,3,4 which is why I got them confused.

 

[Lucille]

Bit fucked off because this one was in my shortlist. Really don't want it to win because I can't handle such overwhelming jealousy in the season of goodwill.

I think you’ll be fine babes.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh, god, brace yourselves for the final song.

I've not seen such toned abs on a 90 year-old since Madonna got that Sports Illustrated cover in 1968.

 

[Lucille]

Shake those TITTIES!

 

[octophone]

OH GOOD GOD IN HEAVEN

 

[Lucille]

Papa Noel is KINDA FIT.

 

[dmlaw]

Obviously, if you’re watching this at work, you don’t deserve to be employed anyway.

 

[ButterTart]

Why isn't EVERY Christmas a Shanessa from Big Brother 2007 Christmas?

 

[Tisch]

LOVE THIS, Its like an ASFM song of old and my favourite ever entry from Kalavision which I can never remember what it's called but it's Spanish as well

 

[octophone]

This is VIOLENCE.

 

[ButterTart]

The pre-chorus makes me think it's about to burst into Celebrate Our Love by Alice Deejay and then it quite conspicuously doesn't.

 

[win_the_game]

I've contracted syphilis just from watching this. 10/10

 

[Iguana]

I never quite know how to PROCESS this

 

[dmlaw]

I think I’m going to have to give ‘Kentucky Fried Christmas’ a point in the jury votes.

 

[octophone]

She's actually fucking Santa! I know Christmas comes but once a year but really...

 

[ButterTart]

This is VIOLENCE.

It's the only Christmas song to have been manufactured at Porton Down.

 

[Tisch]

Voice of an angle x

 

[Lucille]

LOVE THIS, Its like an ASFM song of old and my favourite ever entry from Kalavision which I can never remember what it's called but it's Spanish as well

Fiesta en el INFERNO

 

[dmlaw]

She's actually fucking Santa! I know Christmas comes but once a year but really...

Honestly, I think she was faking even that.

 

[Tisch]

Omg I forgot about The Sims-style Woo-Hooing

 

[octophone]

My fanny is now as dry as a prune that's been on Bondi Beach for a fortnight.

 

[Lucille]

Immediately re-loading the rather alluring (AND SEXY!) Leticia!

 

[Iguana]

Well!

What a SLOG!

 

[Tisch]

Fiesta en el INFERNO

Love that but no! There were two women and a dog

 

[ButterTart]

I think I’m going to have to give ‘Kentucky Fried Christmas’ a point in the jury votes.

I feel like I need to treat this comment with the same level of urgency I'd use when a claimant threatens to commit suicide at work.

 

[win_the_game]

Love the poetic spoken word section.

You make me feel so love
I feel it DEEP INSIDE
Merry Christmas

 

[octophone]

Oh GOOD, she disintegrated at the end, Thanos wasn't all bad.

 

[ButterTart]

Voice of an angle x

It really puts me in mind of this:

 

[dmlaw]

I feel like I need to treat this comment with the same level of urgency I'd use when a claimant threatens to commit suicide at work.

THERE ARE FIVE WORSE SONGS. She can have that comment for the cover of the CD single if she wants.