100 sad Saturdays

[AGinAg (37)]

Afternoon. Having a very uneventful weekend. Making a soup, because I need to use stuff up.

That's the peak of my achievements today.

Although I do need to do something unpleasant and medical later. FUN.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Also HAPPY BRIGHTON PRIDE to those who celebrate.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well that was delicious.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm absolutely boiling! The day is heating up

Fancy a drink tbh.

 

[Joseph]

I’ve done literally nothing today so far

 

[Rita]

HEYYYY!!

 

[Rachey]

Evening Moopy.

We had a ridiculously quiet week last week, and Mandy had been moaning for months that she wanted to go to Brighton Pride to see Girls Aloud and SEB. But I said no because our other grown up staff member was off and it would be too busy.

Anyway, turns out the week was dead so on Tuesday I said she could have today off and I'd cope with just me and a 14 year old.

It ended up being our busiest day of the year and my feet hurt so much I want to cry.

Mandy better buy me flowers for this.

 

[Rita]

What are we all up to?? I have been out all day and am quite drunk. Rozalla is playing in to the wilderness and by GOD life is beautiful.

 

[jivafox]

My evil cold has finally worn off so I've opened a beer and deciding which Joan Collins film to watch after reading her fabulous UNAPOLOGETIC diaries all day.

 

[Rita]

Evening Moopy.

We had a ridiculously quiet week last week, and Mandy had been moaning for months that she wanted to go to Brighton Pride to see Girls Aloud and SEB. But I said no because our other grown up staff member was off and it would be too busy.

Anyway, turns out the week was dead so on Tuesday I said she could have today off and I'd cope with just me and a 14 year old.

It ended up being our busiest day of the year and my feet hurt so much I want to cry.

Mandy better buy me flowers for this.

Pour a large wine and think of the money honey. Flowers are overrated sometimes.

 

[Rita]

I was at Gleneagles tonight with the girls and some well known ex business man bought me a drink (OK, if you are offering) and then asked if I wanted a lift home from HIS DAD.

 

[Soldi]

WHO?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

WHO?

 

[jyxz]

Gerald Ratner?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Was it Philip Green?

 

[Rita]

OMG. He is a well known business man in AUCHTERARDER. He’s not ALAN FUCKING SUGAR.

 

[Rachey]

Pour a large wine and think of the money honey. Flowers are overrated sometimes.

I've already had 2 large glasses! I'm now in bed with my kindle. Wild night.

 

[Rachey]

Was he attractive @Rita ?

 

[jyxz]

Was he attractive @Rita ?

You don’t look at the mantelpiece when poking the fire @Rachey

 

[Rachey]

You don’t look at the mantelpiece when poking the fire @Rachey

What a wonderful phrase

 

[Rita]

Was he attractive @Rita ?

No. It was his Dads business and they sold it off around the time I came here. For many millions but NO.

His dad must be in his 90’s and I value my life thanks.

 

[Rita]

That was a conversation killer…

 

[octophone]

No. It was his Dads business and they sold it off around the time I came here. For many millions but NO.

His dad must be in his 90’s and I value my life thanks.

"Would you like a lift home from my dad?" is Auchterarder slang for "would you like it UP THE HOOP?"

 

[Rita]

"Would you like a lift home from my dad?" is Auchterarder slang for "would you like it UP THE HOOP?"

OMG!

His Dad waiting outside offering me a lift home was both disturbing and quite hilarious at the same time since I am not sure Duncan will ever see 65 again let alone how old his dad is?

WELCOME BACK TO RURAL SCOTLAND REET.