101 ways to get rid of unwanted houseguests

[AlgoAlex]

It’s going to be the best TV ever, isn’t it?

Fuck yes I just hope they don't throw her out too early !

 

[AlgoAlex]

35. Talk about Bethenny's theory on drones over New Jersey

 

[GNL]

36. Reveal a number of dark and humiliating secrets saved to a USB stick

 

[Santaliger007]

Turn lights out hide


New years ligers to cool

 

[AlgoAlex]

Turn lights out hide


New years ligers to cool

That’s my Halloween trick !

 

[Santaliger007]

That’s my Halloween trick !

Hell ch any one trys trick treat me never happen i live like fort noxs one door


Wubs big big ligees

 

[Penelope]

37. EAEA

 

[Dark Carnival]

38. Suus

 

[Finn]

39. SERVE THEM VEGAN FOOD

 

[Finn]

40. SHIT ON THE FLOOR

 

[Dark Carnival]

41. Pretend to fall asleep

 

[big ron]

42. Ketamine

 

[Joseph]

43. The Greatest Hits Of Michelle McManus

 

[ZenGiraffe]

43. The Greatest Hits Of Michelle McManus

 

[VV]

44. Ask them if they have any good cures for head lice.

 

[Marina Salty]

45. Turn heating off

 

[VV]

46. Ask them to leave.

 

[AlgoAlex]

46. Ask them to leave.

Absurd !

 

[ZenGiraffe]

46. Ask them to leave.

What the actual FUCK is this? Do you really think this is something to joke about? FUCKS SAKE.

 

[Dark Carnival]

47. Ask a few of your UNHINGED friends to come over (moopy can provide such service in case of emergency)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Announce Vicky the Vole is coming around to interject with bland anodyne statements about a series of disconnected subjects.

 

[VV]

What the actual FUCK is this? Do you really think this is something to joke about? FUCKS SAKE.

It was a nod to Kate Bush's 50 words of snow song when the 50th word for snow is simply "snow". Maybe I should have saved it for #50.

 

[Finn]

40. SHIT ON THE FLOOR

47. NOW THAT THE SHIT YOU DID ON THE FLOOR HAS COOLED DOWN, MOULD IT INTO A SHITMAN - ESSENTIALLY A SNOWMAN, BUT MADE OUT OF SHIT INSTEAD OF SNOW.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@DriFinn Home for Christmas, you need to remember to log in as Martha first!

 

[Cloud]

49?
Say they can order pizza but the phone signal is bad and they'll have to go outside to get a stable connection. Then lock the door behind them and pretend you have a bad signal when they phone to be let back in. (Totally didn't steal this from Duolingo)

 

[VV]

48. Cook some stinky fish

 

[disneyteletubby]

49. (If they don't really like Enya) play an Enya CD on the TV

 

[big ron]

50. Snow

 

[K.C.]

51. Tell them this is their intervention.

 

[Marina Salty]

52. Ask them for money.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

53. Start reminiscing about how you were a survivor of the Bataclan attack, but you were a shooter.

 

[Kratz]

49. (If they don't really like Enya) play an Enya CD on the TV

54. Tell them Nude Twister is about to start round Enya’s

 

[jivafox]

55. Put your head in the oven.

 

[octophone]

56. Put their heads in the oven.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

57. Pull the rotted corpse of Sylvia Plath out of the oven

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

58. Trumpet freestyle à la Sonia

 

[K.C.]

59. Pretend to show them your holiday photos but casually open this thread.

 

[Cloud]

60. Hide a loudspeaker somewhere (attic or something) and have get this playing

 

[ZenGiraffe]

61. Hide a loudspeaker somewhere (attic or something) and have get this playing

 

[wildchild]

62. The host: ”Let’s play a game of musical chairs!”

Me: