101 ways to get rid of unwanted houseguests

[Music]

63. Ask the question ‘who here do you trust the least?’

 

[big ron]

64. Have you ever considered posting on the chat longe moopy?

 

[GNL]

65. Shout "bundle!" and jump on top of the smallest member of the congregation

 

[Finn]

47. NOW THAT THE SHIT YOU DID ON THE FLOOR HAS COOLED DOWN, MOULD IT INTO A SHITMAN - ESSENTIALLY A SNOWMAN, BUT MADE OUT OF SHIT INSTEAD OF SNOW.

66. NOW THAT YOU HAVE ESTABLISHED YOUR SHITMAN, PROCEED TO MAKE LOVE WITH IT IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSEGUESTS.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[K.C.]

67. Keep scratching your ass and touching them.

 

[jyxz]

68. Ask them to try sitting in a cunningly disguised sofa that is really a giant catapult

 

[octophone]

69. 69.

 

[AlgoAlex]

61. Hide a loudspeaker somewhere (attic or something) and have get this playing

I mean tbh the guests who inspired this thread would probably LOVE this.

 

[dmlaw]

70. Offer them a delicious slice of your world famous Norovirus Surprise.

 

[straightorbroken]

71. "I've got a grindr meet arriving in 15. Bye guys!"