101 words and phrases that the right need to stop using immediately because it’s quite embarrassing

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1. PANICAN

 

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2. LEFTIST

 

[Ellie]

3 LIONESSES

 

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4. GLOBALIST

 

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5. all forms and derivatives of WOKE

 

[Ellie]

6. Namby-pamby

 

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7. LIBTARDS

 

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8. DEEP STATE

 

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9. IS WHAT IT IS

 

[dmlaw]

10. SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO WALK THROUGH FIRE

 

[Ellie]

11. I’M NOT BEING FUNNY BUT…

 

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12. BAE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

12. COMMON SENSE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

13. BED WETTING

 

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14. SNOWFLAKE

 

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15. OUR BOYS

 

[dmlaw]

16. <NEW POLICY> IS TWO-TIER <ANYTHING>.

 

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17. AS SOMEONE WITH AN IQ OF (insert likely made up number)...

 

[dmlaw]

18. HI, I’M WES STREETING.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

19. TALKING DOWN OUR COUNTRY

 

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20. (insert name of country) OWE US BIG

 

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21. Rabbitting on about JUDEO-CHRISTIAN VALUES when they mean CHRISTIAN VALUES and even then JUST WEIRD AMERICAN CHRISTOFASCIST VALUES

 

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22. *insert up-and-coming singer* INVENTED A GENRE

 

[Penelope]

23. FAKE NEWS

 

[Penelope]

24. TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME

 

[Penelope]

25. FAGGOT (it's only okay when WE AND AMY KLOBUCHAR SAY IT)

 

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26. TRIGGERED

 

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14. SNOWFLAKE

That's the funniest one - they destroy multipacks of beer in a supermarket because a trans woman was in one of their adverts but we're the snowflakes. surejan.gif.

 

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That's the funniest one - they destroy multipacks of beer in a supermarket because a trans woman was in one of their adverts but we're the snowflakes. surejan.gif.

Wait - are you suggesting that the things they say actually applies to them?



Ooh speaking of which:

27. RADICAL

 

[GNL]

That's the funniest one - they destroy multipacks of beer in a supermarket because a trans woman was in one of their adverts but we're the snowflakes. surejan.gif.

She wasn't even in their adverts! They sent her a free beer alongside a bunch of other influencers and suddenly the right are losing their marbles.

 

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28. KID ROCK

(absolutely dog sick of seeing that wanker)

 

[Penelope]

29. ONE-LEGGED LESBIAN VEGAN PALESTINIAN

 

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30. ONE-ARMED LESBIAN ASYLUM SEEKER

 

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31. STOP THE ROT

 

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32. IT HITS DIFFERENT

 

[Kratz]

33. Y'ALL

Especially when Eurovision adjacent

 

[aquaplex]

34. GREAT

 

[Berly]

35. A BIT OF ME

 

[K.C.]

36. ANY BIBLE VERSE. They've bastardized it to death.

 

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37. GOD HATES {insert here}

me thinks God wouldn't like you very much, you amoeba.