1992 UK Official Charts Number Two Hits SURVIVOR (Round 5 - FLASH Vote to EVICT)

[Haiku Rewrites]

Time has run out for Kylie Minogue and Mariah Carey! This chart mountain, they won't climb further as they will not be there for Round 5.

Results:
07. Mariah Carey - I'll Be There (4th July) - Round 5 (35.7% to save)
08. Kylie Minogue - Give Me Just a Little More Time (1st February) - Round 5 (17.9% to save)
09. The Temptations - My Girl (29th February) - Round 3 (50.0% to evict)
10. 2 Unlimited - Twilight Zone (8th February) - Round 3 (67.9% to evict)
10. Kris Kross - Jump (6th June) - Round 3 (67.9% to evict)
12. The Prodigy - Everybody in the Place (18th January) - Round 2 (56.5% to evict)
12. Undercover - Baker Street (19th September) - Round 2 (56.5% to evict)
12. Arrested Development - People Everyday (7th November) - Round 2 (56.5% to evict)
15. Michael Jackson - Heal the World (12th December) - Round 2 (69.6% to evict)
16. Guns N' Roses - Knockin' on Heaven's Door (23rd May) - Round 1 (20.8% to save)
16. Smart E's - Sesame Treet (18th July) - Round 1 (20.8% to save)
18. SL2 - On a Ragga Tip (2nd May) - Round 1 (16.7% to save)
19. Def Leppard - Let's Get Rocked (4th April) - Round 1 (12.5% to save)
19. Iron Maiden - Be Quick Or Be Dead (25th April) - Round 1 (12.5% to save)
21. Shut Up and Dance - Raving I'm Raving (30th May) - Round 1 (8.3% to save)
22. Nick Berry - Heartbeat (20th June) - Round 1 (0.0% to save)

We are now down to just six songs. Time now, for a FLASH VOTE!

In this round, you are casting votes to EVICT UP TO 3 SONGS you least want to carry on. The act with the most votes to evict (two if there is a tie) will be fast chopped from the game. Time to vote OUT NOW!

 

[Shoat]

DECLARE ALL SIX TO BE THE WINNERS

We have the right final

 

[straightorbroken]

KLF all the way. Hoping Shanice can sneak in at #2.

 

[lolly]

I could vote any way from here on in, depending entirely on mood.

 

[Joseph]

Shanice is a classic and I still quote it to this day

 

[jyxz]

Shanice is a CUNT

 

[Joseph]

Shanice is a CUNT

SIKE

 

[jyxz]

SIKE

Blow Branford Blow.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I dislike both It's My Life and I Love Your Smile.

Everything else is top tier.

 

[Penelope]

What the FUCK are you lot trying to do to Doctor Alban you CUNTS!

 

[Ellie]

What the FUCK are you lot trying to do to Doctor Alban you CUNTS!

I just associate it with Sanitary product advertisements.

 

[Penelope]

Have you tried associating it with RELIGIOUS CEREMONIES?!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

1. Haddaway did it better
2. There's a significantly better song with the same name

 

[straightorbroken]

I used to think the female lyric was "stop forcing me". At least we were spared the Bobo bloke (although his Michael Jackson one was good).

 

[VV]

Oh I like Dr Alban more than Haddaway, I think... and his 'It's my life' is better than Bon Jovi's.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Talk Talk dead and agog.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Last chance to vote!

 

[Penelope]

How could you FUCKING BASTARDS do this to a MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL?!

 

[funky]

I mean it’s not Run To You by Rage is it?

 

[straightorbroken]

It's not even this: