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I’m going to get my hair done today. :disco:

I got absolutely stupidly drunk yesterday and am now dreading it as I have a disgusting hangover. I thought I was turning in to a lush throughout lockdown but catching up with everyone now has me verging on ALCOHOLIC.
 
I’ve just remembered that I dreamt last night I was on a Moopy conference call, and when @Rita spoke we discovered she was actually from Macclesfield.

Anyway, I went prancing out of the house without a coat like a cocksure son of a gun, and it’s pissing it down now.
 
Really looking forward to dental work in two hours. I now have a migraine.
 
ButterTart said:
I’ve just remembered that I dreamt last night I was on a Moopy conference call, and when @Rita spoke we discovered she was actually from Macclesfield.

Anyway, I went prancing out of the house without a coat like a cocksure son of a gun, and it’s pissing it down now.
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MACCLESFIELD? Where even is that??
 
Oh shit, happy birthday @COB! I’d love to say your birthday gift from me is a karaoke rendition of a Spice Girls song, but I’ve still not been left alone long enough to record one :(
 
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I didn’t realise we had GENTRY in our midst. Is your accent posh Cheshire or that sort of ‘Scouser pretending to be Manc’ one?
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Relatively posh Cheshire. The fake-scouse accents are mostly from all the rugby league towns in the west of the county.
 
Eye drops yesterday. Syringe in my mouth today.

This is apparently what we've been waiting for all lockdown.
 
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I didn’t realise we had GENTRY in our midst. Is your accent posh Cheshire or that sort of ‘Scouser pretending to be Manc’ one?
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Ha, Ms Ron INSISTS she's from Cheshire, I mean she technically has, but she deffos has the telltale course twang from time to time. Like there are four I's in tiiiime.
 
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Ha, Ms Ron INSISTS she's from Cheshire, I mean she technically has, but she deffos has the telltale course twang from time to time. Like there are four I's in tiiiime.
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Between living in Bolton and the West Midlands, I always think I’ve ended up sounding a bit Cheshire. No bad thing, is it not the most affluent county in Britain or something?
 
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Between living in Bolton and the West Midlands, I always think I’ve ended up sounding a bit Cheshire. No bad thing, is it not the most affluent county in Britain or something?
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Outside of LONDON then yes, Wilmslow I think being the most affluent of the region. Having lived there briefly, I can confirm there's a lot of nice cars. That said, the average age seemed to be 50+ and it was a bit like a giant golf course car park.
 
Fit hairdresser viewing my spare room tomorrow, which is the ideal scenario for a winter lockdown. FINGERS CROSSED.
 
Over an hour of yanking, pulling and drilling only for the tooth to still be in my head.

That was so traumatic.
 
Oh jesus that sounds fucking awful! Genuinely one of my worst fears
 
It was abysmal. The yanking of a tooth that is clearly so deeply rooted in my head is the least natural feeling thing. For the first twenty minutes I was WHIMPERING.

I'm being referred to a surgeon. He didn't want to continue because it was so close to my sinus :bad:
 
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