20201005 (Spambot starts the Monday thread)

[Lucille]

To quote dear Kate, I just have a feeling that something GOOD is about to happen with almost a RELIGIOUS conviction.

 

[Lucille]

I’m sure NORMAL SERVICE will resume by tomorrow.

 

[Kate]

omg I hope it's Trump dying

 

[ButterTart]

omg I hope it's Trump dying

If it's not from the Rona can it be from Air Force One crashing into Downing Street?

 

[big ron]

Apropos of nothing I feel an intense wave of optimism, positive energy and JOY. I feel like I’ve just dropped a pill.

WHAT IS THIS?

Dunno, but embrace with wide open arms.

 

[big ron]

Found a nice new house on a leafy street in Sale but they're asking us to put a deposit down to reserve even though we've not seen the actual house and its infuriating me.

 

[VoR]

Anyone want to help me write a pub quiz?

I need a 'X or Y' round idea - for some reason I'm completely stuck on a fun one for this week.

Past examples include

Tory politician or fictional character?
Drag queen or race horse?
Oscar winner for Best Picture or Razzie winner for Worst Picture?
Trump quote or Hitler quote?

They need to be fun and guessable and not too obscure but also not too easy.

 

[lolly]

Anyone want to help me write a pub quiz?

I need a 'X or Y' round idea - for some reason I'm completely stuck on a fun one for this week.

Past examples include

Tory politician or fictional character?
Drag queen or race horse?
Oscar winner for Best Picture or Razzie winner for Worst Picture?
Trump quote or Hitler quote?

They need to be fun and guessable and not too obscure but also not too easy.

I found a good random song title generator a while back. I'm sure you could use that against hits by a certain band or from a certain era.

 

[lolly]

https://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk/name/

I'm sure you could create ridiculous titles and pit them against actual hits like Never Tango With An Eskimo or Pickin' A Chicken.

 

[Soldi]

https://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk/name/

I'm sure you could create ridiculous titles and pit them against actual hits like Never Tango With An Eskimo or Pickin' A Chicken.

Omg I just did this and..

Many Pieces Of Large Fuzzy Ladies Gathered Together At My Hotel And Grooving On A Apple

 

[big ron]

I just had a lot of fun with that!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

"Baby I need your Lads"

Well quite.

 

[Soldi]

“One Angry Bidet And 200 Padded VoR’s”

 

[Nancy]

omgomgomgomgomgomgomg

 

[Nancy]

I’ve just had a tooth out

 

[Nancy]

My mouth is numb

 

[Soldi]

“At Least Give Me My Flock Of Gays Back, You Negligent Dead Fish!”

HELP I CANT STOP

 

[Nancy]

THANK YOU FOR THE SYMPATHY

 

[Soldi]

“Look @Rachey, this is my dead fish”

 

[Nancy]

 

[Soldi]

Sorry Nancy rip with the angles in Hulme now xxx

 

[ButterTart]

THANK YOU FOR THE SYMPATHY

I’m glad you didn’t die.

 

[Nancy]

I’ve got a date in 45 minutes

 

[Nancy]

This is not good

 

[Nancy]

I have flowers and a card

 

[Nancy]

It’s too late to cancel and I’m dribbling all over the place

 

[Dark Carnival]

I have flowers and a card

FOR YOUR DATE?!

 

[Nancy]

FOR YOUR DATE?!

No, for my dentist.

OF COURSE FOR MY DATE

 

[Iguana]

It’s too late to cancel and I’m dribbling all over the place

Just tell him you were practicing your deepthroating and you got a bit stuck

 

[Nancy]

Just tell him you were practicing your deepthroating and you got a bit stuck

I am massaging my mouth frantically to try to get the feeling back.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I have flowers and a card

What number date is this?

 

[Nancy]

What number date is this?

1

 

[lolly]

When did Nancy go from elusive poster of allure, mystique and poll voting to full on post whore?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Well let us know how it goes.

 

[Nancy]

We have been chatting loads and I’m sure he’ll appreciate them. I am still massaging my mouth to try to get feeling back though.

 

[Nancy]

I will definitely get a straw with my drink.

 

[Indie]

I will definitely get a straw with my drink.

Not a plastic one, you won't.

 

[Nancy]

Not a plastic one, you won't.

As a member of the Green Party, I support paper straws.

 

[Soldi]

Oh don’t rush Nancy love I’m going to be late x

 

[Kate]

That reminds me, I see from Facebook that our Dr RooRoo has bagged himself a younger man. LecterKate Industries pension plan coming good.