20201005 (Spambot starts the Monday thread)

[Lucille]

She's having DOUCHE issues.

 

[Nancy]

I don’t know how old my date is

 

[lolly]

That reminds me, I see from Facebook that our Dr RooRoo has bagged himself a younger man. LecterKate Industries pension plan coming good.

Hopefully a proper gay one this time.

 

[Nancy]

He looks about 28

 

[Soldi]

I don’t know how old my date is

I’m 19

 

[Beverley]

He looks about 28

How old are you, little lamb?

 

[Nancy]

How old are you, little lamb?

42

 

[Beverley]

42

HOW DID THE DATE GO?

 

[Jark]

I tested covid positive, just got the email

 

[Mats]

I tested covid positive, just got the email

that's bum

how are you feeling? (physically)

 

[Iguana]

I tested covid positive, just got the email

You will be fine but get lots of early nights and rest and no alcohol! I suspect you'll be asymptomatic but any shortness of breath, call 111 "*/Doctor iggie*

 

[Jark]

that's bum

how are you feeling? (physically)

physically fine although I feel like I'm unable to control my breathing right now due to like major alarm/panic. but I'm staying with my parents in the UK, I've been back 10 days already, my mum works with old people and has been working over the weekend, my dad is an old person and neither of them can currently get a slot for a test, and I just had a major row with my best friend about the whole thing so basically I feel like having a total fucking breakdown right now to be honest

 

[Iguana]

(or the appropriate phone number if you're no longer in the UK!)

 

[Tisch]

Healthy thoughts your way @Jark! So sorry to hear. Just take some rest and enjoy the time out.

 

[Lucille]

You will be fine but get lots of early nights and rest and no alcohol! I suspect you'll be asymptomatic but any shortness of breath, call 111 "*/Doctor iggie*

I think a splash of whisky to calm your nerves right now wouldn’t hurt though.

 

[Iguana]

I think a splash of whisky to calm your nerves right now wouldn’t hurt though.

I'm sure that's fine! Just a good idea to keep blood pressure down

 

[Mats]

physically fine although I feel like I'm unable to control my breathing right now due to like major alarm/panic. but I'm staying with my parents in the UK, I've been back 10 days already, my mum works with old people and has been working over the weekend, my dad is an old person and neither of them can currently get a slot for a test, and I just had a major row with my best friend about the whole thing so basically I feel like having a total fucking breakdown right now to be honest

I can totally understand why but try not to let your mind run amok. focus on rest as the Minogues above said. definitely not something to row about so shame on best friend. loving thoughts your way!

 

[COB]

All the best @Jark

 

[Nancy]

I HAD A LOVELY DATE

We have been chatting and had a couple of FaceTime chats over the last two weeks but this is the first time we met. It was a lovely daytime date and there was a big spark there. And he said I give the best kisses.

We are seeing each other again on Sunday. I’ve never been this old fashioned and traditional
ever before. Maybe this time I’ll get things right.

 

[Nancy]

GET WELL SOON JARK

 

[Jark]

thanks boys :emoji_couple_mm: appreciate it

 

[ButterTart]

I tested covid positive, just got the email

Sorry to hear that. Have your parents been tested as well?

 

[Beverley]

physically fine although I feel like I'm unable to control my breathing right now due to like major alarm/panic. but I'm staying with my parents in the UK, I've been back 10 days already, my mum works with old people and has been working over the weekend, my dad is an old person and neither of them can currently get a slot for a test, and I just had a major row with my best friend about the whole thing so basically I feel like having a total fucking breakdown right now to be honest

Be gentle on yourself boo.

 

[SDF]

Don’t be too hard on yourself @Jark

sending you lots and lots of love x

 

[floppet]

Hope you are better soon @Jark xxx

 

[Kate]

Get well soon Jark and hope your folks are OK!

 

[Jark]

you're all too sweet, thankyou - calmed down a bit now. I've just booked the parents in for a test tomorrow morning, and I've sent my brother (lives in the next town) to do us some shopping so that I don't run out of sausages, my favourite lentils or chocolate x

 

[Frozen]

Get well soon @Jark

 

[big ron]

Follow the tattoos wisdom, you’ll be reet.

 

[Tisch]

you're all too sweet, thankyou - calmed down a bit now. I've just booked the parents in for a test tomorrow morning, and I've sent my brother (lives in the next town) to do us some shopping so that I don't run out of sausages, my favourite lentils or chocolate x

Are you moonlighting as a Spambot these days?

 

[Nancy]

Can you tell us how Nissa is please @Jark? Is she getting tested too?

 

[Jark]

Are you moonlighting as a Spambot these days?

I just really believe the world needs to know about those beautiful French grains. so tasty and yet so healthy. please spread the word if I don't survive this x

 

[lolly]

NAR:

 

[Star]

Take care of yourself @Jark x

 

[ButterTart]

Sorry to hear that. Have your parents been tested as well?

Shit, I missed the post where you answered this before I even asked it.