2024 Predictions

[Lucille]

Come on MYSTIC MEGS, let’s get PROPHETIC!

What will be the TEA in 2024?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

One of Trump or Biden will die.

 

[COB]

Personal BLOGS will return in a major way.

 

[Lucille]

Theresa May comes out as non-binary.

 

[Sheena]

AUSTRIAN SMOKED CHEDDAR will make a SURPRISE COMEBACK

 

[Dark Carnival]

One of the Enya AI generated photos becomes a reality.

 

[Indie]

Dave Lee Travis will kill a man.

 

[Lucille]

Kate Middleton has another horrible child.

 

[Lucille]

Michelle Mone lesbian prison sex scandal.

 

[Sheena]

Meghan Markle goes DISCO

 

[Sheena]

The Human League are revealed to be aliens

 

[Lucille]

Pauline Quirke made Labour Peer.

 

[Sheena]

Eastenders to attempt to top "THE SIX" drama by having flashforward to 2052 and "THE SEVEN", using a combination of AI and genetic cloning to feature six unborn characters and Natalie Cassidy.

 

[octophone]

Reluctant to participate until the Jeffery Epstein list comes out of Jan 1st.

Will definitely not be doing my deathlist until that's released.

 

[octophone]

UK General Election in May. Labour win a narrow majority after the Tories fail to cut a deal with Reform UK.

 

[octophone]

Wham will be the Christmas #1.

 

[octophone]

Dubai experiences a major terrorist event.

 

[octophone]

Billie Eilish releases a classic and sells more albums than even Taylor could dream of.

 

[octophone]

David Walliams is arrested but no charges are brought.

 

[untilted]

Eastenders to attempt to top "THE SIX" drama by having flashforward to 2052 and "THE SEVEN", using a combination of AI and genetic cloning to feature six unborn characters and Natalie Cassidy.

I have absolutely nothing valuable to add except to say I’m violently shaking with laughter in a toilet cubicle in work over this

 

[Cloud]

Several instances of "hottest X day ever recorded" and similar climate change related events

 

[Lucille]

One day of snow where every right winger exclaims ‘WHAT HAPPENED TO CLIMATE CHANGE!!?’

 

[Kratz]

England will win Euro 2024
United Kingdom will not win Eurovision

 

[big ron]

@American guy will return to moopy (still a cunt)

 

[The Winged Victory of Samothrace]

Milk, Blood, Frogs shall reign in Dalmatia,
A Battle fought, the Plague near Balene,
A great cry shall be through all Chichester,
Then shall be born a Monster, near and within Ravenna.

 

[Lucille]

Milk, Blood, Frogs shall reign in Dalmatia,
A Battle fought, the Plague near Balene,
A great cry shall be through all Chichester,
Then shall be born a Monster, near and within Ravenna.

YASSSS spill it HENNY!

 

[Indie]

Santa Claus dies in a calculator incident

 

[ZenGiraffe]

A great cry shall be through all Chichester,

Is that because people realise they live in Chichester?

 

[Tisch]

My prediction:

 

[Music]

I finally win Moopyvision

 

[ButterTart]

The most popular name for newborn boys in 2024 will be Bovril. For girls, it will be Bovrille.

 

[ButterTart]

Maxine Carr will make the final three of I’m a Celebrity.

 

[ButterTart]

Ladbaby will make a successful bid for Christmas number one with his latest classic, Free Sausage Roll Mandela.

 

[octophone]

Kunt out of Kunt And The Gang wins Strictly Come Dancing.

 

[octophone]

Elon Musk explodes while attempting to clone himself. Approximately 400,000 mini Elons are recaptured but 120,000 will remain at unaccounted for.

 

[GNL]

Taylor Swift will finally stop repeating on herself.

 

[GNL]

Penny Mordaunt will lose a leadership race.

 

[GNL]

Carla12 will post robussy in Dark Moopy.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

robussy

Never type this out again

 

[jyxz]

AI will become self aware