2024 US Presidential Election

[AGinAg (37)]

+6% lead for Harris reported today!

 

[Madison]

What's wrong with Ruben Gallego?

Sucked off a horse.

 

[Madison]

ALLEGEDLY

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What's wrong with Ruben Gallego?

Oh, I misread and thought it was between Lake and Sinema.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

SORRY DADDY FOR SLANDERING YOUR GOOD* NAME

*Total research done: One (1) Google Image Search

 

[VoR]

Thankfully Sinema is fucking off.

 

[jivafox]

Kari Lake already filing lawsuits against everybody who said they aren’t voting for her.

 

[Art Decade]

Reaching levels of Very Normal and Not Weird once thought impossible.

 

[Lucille]

Let him cook!

 

[Lucille]

Oh wait is he serious, I saw this earlier and assumed it was satire

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Why is Hercules getting involved!?

 

[VoR]

Reassuringly Xena, Warrior Princess is a Kamala stan.

 

[Joseph]

Why is Hercules getting involved!?

He’s a severe Trumper like Scott Baio

 

[funky]

Kari Lake already filing lawsuits against everybody who said they aren’t voting for her.

And will then file lawsuits against the lawsuits for not successfully suing anyone.

 

[Joseph]

 

[Tisch]

Okay but may I say something?

 

[Kratz]

I’m not following this too closely as it is actually kind of boring (rinse, repeat every four years) but Democrats really have played a blinder with Walz.

 

[jivafox]

Okay but may I say something?

 

[Art Decade]

A bit on the nose.

 

[Joseph]

She said FUCK OFF

 

[VoR]

dp

 

[Finn]

A fabulous final line

And yes surely you'd go with A New Day Has Come

 

[K.C.]

What is this, the 400th time this has happened to his campaign? You'd think his team would've learned to stick to a carefully curated playlist of Kid Rock and JACKIE EVANCHO

 

[Art Decade]

But His Emails!

 

[Lucille]

LOCK HIM UP!!!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[K.C.]

 

[VoR]

She’s spiralling

 

[VoR]

 

[Soldi]

She’d realistically only need Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin to get to 270

 

[funky]

Fuck off, WHAT?

Are those GENUINE?

 

[Lucille]

It’s chance of winning not the predicted vote split! I GASPED initially too!

 

[funky]

Yeah I just realised too but still, those are WAY up, not just since Biden but since she took over. The campaign is WORKING

 

[Lucille]

 

[Art Decade]

 

[funky]

I no longer know what’s him and what is a comedian pretending to be him

 

[RJN]

I like “low self esteem leakers,” which honestly probably is true

 

[Joseph]

 

[funky]

Why does he owe DC 9 million dollars?

 

[Lucille]

What are they doing with the 400 million/month Elon is sending him?