4 million Moopy posts (and associated shitposting)

[Indie]

From the POTW thread:

:emoji_smirk:

 

[ButterTart]

WHY?

Soldi finished an ASFM in well under three months so Kala wants to vivisect him to learn his secrets

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Soldi finished an ASFM in well under three months so Kala wants to vivisect him to learn his secrets

As tenuous as I anticipated.

 

[Phoenix]

Can someone un-mod him we don’t want to risk Moopy if he’s been compromised

 

[Zu]

Can someone un-mod him we don’t want to risk Moopy if he’s been compromised

Yes, we don’t want any old one browsing through our PMs and unveiling incriminating knife chat

 

[Lucille]

OMG CAN THEY DO THAT? NOT THAT I HAVE ANYTHING TO HIDE.

 

[Zu]

I think the official answer is NO but I’ve always suspected YES

 

[Iguana]

It gets a bit boring reading through all @Lucille's private messages about his hole, to be honest

 

[OutSynk]

It gets a bit boring reading through all @Lucille's private messages about his hole, to be honest

I hear he exchanges PMs WITH his hole.

 

[Lucille]

It gets a bit boring reading through all @Lucille's private messages about his hole, to be honest

Oh if only it was that interesting, it’s mainly me and @Zu-Klara discussing the latest MUST HAVE bargains at LIDL.

 

[win_the_game]

I'm not sure what the fuss is with @Lucille's hole if it is as LOOSE and GAPING as we're led to believe.

 

[Kate]

Simply warm and welcoming not enough for SOME QUEENS is it

 

[Lucille]

I'm not sure what the fuss is with @Lucille's hole if it is as LOOSE and GAPING as we're led to believe.

I’ll have you know it’s so tight it’d share a hotel room with a paedo if it meant SPLITTING THE BILL.

 

[Kate]

!!!

 

[Zu]

I'm not sure what the fuss is with @Lucille's hole if it is as LOOSE and GAPING as we're led to believe.

It’s somewhere for the fellas to keep their sandwiches. Not all of us offer such storage options

 

[Soldi]

For fucks sake I’ve been away for FOUR DAYS!

 

[Soldi]

I’m fine and thanks for all the concern etc etc..

This place seems a bit more UNHINGED than usual and everyone losing their shit on election night was the last straw so I’ll be back in a FEW WEEKS. (I’ll still vote in Berylvision obviously )

 

[Kate]

UNHINGED?!?! HOW VERY DARE YOU *pours Pot Noodle on laptop and hurls across room*

(glad you're OK, come back soon xx)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

[Soldi secretly WET for the attention]

 

[K.C.]

Soldi tells Moopy "it's over!"

 

[Kate]

Soldi tells Moopy "it's over!"

More like "I need space, let's have a break"

WELL DON'T COME CRYING BACK TO US WHEN WE FIND ANOTHER 19-YEAR-OLD SHITPOSTER

@funky's ALREADY ON THE CASE

 

[ButterTart]

I’m fine and thanks for all the concern etc etc..

This place seems a bit more UNHINGED than usual and everyone losing their shit on election night was the last straw so I’ll be back in a FEW WEEKS. (I’ll still vote in Berylvision obviously )

You’re seeing someone new, aren’t you? It’s that WHORE Digital Spy, isn’t it?

 

[COB]

If there's a by election I'll stand, for real this time

 

[COB]

Oh he's back, NEVER MIND

 

[Lucille]

Oh he's back, NEVER MIND

He’s NOT STAYING.

UNTIE THE BALLOONS.

 

[Zu]

You’re seeing someone new, aren’t you? It’s that WHORE Digital Spy, isn’t it?

FACEPARTY. They lured him in with nudes before DC could get his panties off

 

[Zu]

If there's a by election I'll stand, for real this time

12455 eager beaver points for the lovely @COB

 

[Zu]

More like "I need space, let's have a break"

WELL DON'T COME CRYING BACK TO US WHEN WE FIND ANOTHER 19-YEAR-OLD SHITPOSTER

God she’s HARD AS NAILS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Quick someone sweep up the glitter and hide the canon.

 

[Phoenix]

Well that’s rude, we’re not unhinged. I knew I was right not voting for him to be a mod, never trust the young.

 

[Zu]

Well I can’t truthfully say that I’m NOT unhinged

VERY RUDE THOUGH. JUST CAN’T BELIEVE IT

 

[dmlaw]

If Soldi thinks that I'm unhinged now, he should just wait and see what happens if my song falls victim to this ill-judged chop nonsense.

 

[Kate]

God she’s HARD AS NAILS

 

[Rita]

UNHINGED?? You’ve seen nothing yet WHIPPERSNAPPER.

 

[Rita]

MERRY CHRISTMAS @Soldi

 

[lolly]

UNHINGED is our USP!

 

[Zu]

UNHINGED is our USP!

It’s all we have to give!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It really doesn't seem especially unhinged right now, certainly no more than the endless and often repetitive insanity that he's indulged in since he joined.

I don't recall the election topic being more bonkers than the election was anywhere else online. What did he want? Exclusively serious analysis?

 

[Zu]

Oh God is the @ButterTart feud BACK ON?

*adjusts boobagé*

 

[lolly]

I mean that election was something, but it took less out of me than @Penelope's Eurovision terrorist atrocities in peak lockdown.