A CHEEKY CHEEKY Saturday

[Penelope]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE CHEEKY GIRLS

Not even FORTY yet

 

[Diddy]

Omg they aren’t?!

Are they VAMPYR??

 

[Zu]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRLS or LA MULTI ANI should I say

Someone link ‘em up and get ‘em posting. God knows I could do with some handy fashion and beauty tips

 

[Lucille]

Last nights dream was about being attacked by first BIRDS and then a CAT. I haven’t looked up what that means yet but it CAN’T BE GOOD.

 

[Lucille]

Oh apparently it means I feel unsafe at home and want to change residence, which tallies with the fact the JUNKIE still hasn’t returned the keys.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Guess who's been awake since 5 AGAIN? :emoji_v:

 

[VoR]

Omg they aren’t?!

Are they VAMPYR??

They were actually only 12 years old when they released Touch My Bum. It's all terribly upsetting.

 

[Lucille]

Thank god my move to LEAFY VICTORIA PARK VILAGE PROPER is imminent, although I’m concerned as my friend who owns the house is as MAD AS A BOX OF CATS.

 

[Lucille]

Omg CATS.

 

[Zu]

Oh apparently it means I feel unsafe at home and want to change residence, which tallies with the fact the JUNKIE still hasn’t returned the keys.

It might also have something to do with the popular musical CATS so maybe have a little think about the advice Elaine Paige might like to share with you, based on her life experiences

 

[Penelope]

It might also have something to do with the popular musical CATS so maybe have a little think about the advice Elaine Paige might like to share with you, based on her life experiences

Stop ENCOURAGING him to BREAK INTO YOUR HOME

 

[Zu]

They were actually only 12 years old when they released Touch My Bum. It's all terribly upsetting.

Really, what on earth was MUM CHEEKY thinking?

 

[COB]

Fans of Elaine Paige if any MIGHT be interested in something that's happening this evening

 

[Lucille]

IS SHE GONNA DIE?

 

[Lucille]

OR JUST SHOW GUNNY?

 

[Zu]

OR JUST SHOW GUNNY?

Miss Paige would never be so vulgar as to have a GUNNY, much less parade it all over the interweb

She has a very discreet and taut QUINNY

 

[ButterTart]

Really, what on earth was MUM CHEEKY thinking?

"I could make a few quid off these little trollops"

 

[Zu]

"I could make a few quid off these little trollops"

I suppose that if they’ve already showed form by getting their boobs out for coppers at Penny Market, you might as well go ALL IN

 

[Rachey]

I really wanted to go out and donsoemth today before the UK gets put back into lockdown, but the weather has ruined that for me. It's like a conspiracy to keep me locked up!

 

[Lucille]

I’m popping to Lidl today

 

[Rita]

I really wanted to go out and donsoemth today before the UK gets put back into lockdown, but the weather has ruined that for me. It's like a conspiracy to keep me locked up!

You and Mandy get your gold hot pants on and recreate the ‘Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)’video instead.

 

[Rachey]

I love Lidl. Mandy won't drive me there today though. I may wander round town.

 

[Rachey]

You and Mandy get your gold hot pants on and recreate the ‘Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)’video instead.

That is on our list of things to do in lockdown

 

[Rita]

I have never actually BEEN to Lidl.

 

[Rita]

I don’t really have an urge to either if I am being totally honest.

 

[Zu]

I don’t really have an urge to either if I am being totally honest.

it’s full of fabulous and exciting novelty trash which your arteries would hate, extremely keenly priced wine and vegetables which go off very quickly

 

[Indie]

I've never been to lidl either.

 

[Zu]

Also Lidl’s frozen pizzas come with a free of charge nasty aftertaste

 

[lolly]

I’m popping to Lidl today

HALF A DOZEN TOFFEE YUMYUMS PLEASE

 

[Sheena]

I’ve been to paradise but I’ve never been to Lidl...

 

[Dark Carnival]

My arrondissement is TOO RICH to have Lidl

 

[Sheena]

Actually, I LOVE a Lidl. Ritter Sport for the win!

 

[Lucille]

My arrondissement is TOO RICH to have Lidl

Quelle horreur!

 

[lolly]

My arrondissement is TOO RICH to have Lidl

That doesn't seem to be the case here any more. They are definitely creeping into very middle class areas.

AND LONG MAY IT CONTINUE

 

[lolly]

Actually, I LOVE a Lidl. Ritter Sport for the win!

It's my mission to try the entire Christmas range

 

[Zu]

I only ever go to Lidl to buy non-meal-based nonsense, so I’m safer in that vile Tesco on Hackney Road or that disgusting Co-op with the terrible atmosphere opposite Cambridge Heath station

 

[Dark Carnival]

I really need to get my hands on this HOT LIDL FASHION hipsters are wearing nowadays.

 

[Sheena]

It's my mission to try the entire Christmas range

Christmas range?

HOLD ME BACK!

 

[Lucille]

The Hackney Road supermarket provision is truly HORRENDOUS!

 

[Lucille]

The Hackney Road supermarket provision is truly HORRENDOUS!

The Tesco is especially shit but both that and the co-op have an almost unbearable air of SADNESS!