A Gwyneth Paltrow opinion poll

[GNL]

that dress toes a fine line between fabulous and revolting

Just like Gwynnifer

 

[K.C.]

Slide 2 NSFW

 

[Pipo]

I bet she's happy and relieved she won't be in Avengers Doomsday

 

[K.C.]

Buy her clothes!

 

[Joseph]

That looks like most boring shit she could make

 

[Pipo]

That looks like most boring shit she could make

It's like she wants to become VB's competitor for the most expensive white t-shirts ever white women need to be stopped

 

[Shoat]

Is she really selling a plain black tank top for almost $400?

What a shameless GRIFTER

I wish her well

 

[Pipo]

god, I love this woman. Giving us everything we wanna know!

 

[Jark]

she's such a GAG. Alex can't believe she got an answer out of that

 

[Joseph]

We’ve all seen Gone Girl

That’s why Jlo AND Matt can’t leave it alone

 

[Pipo]

Poor APPLE. I bet Chris was shit in bed. Did she fuck Tom Cruise as well?

 

[Agneeta]

Did she fuck Tom Cruise as well?

Hun

 

[K.C.]

Poor APPLE. I bet Chris was shit in bed. Did she fuck Tom Cruise as well?

Gwyneth doesn't have the Scientussy Tom is looking for.

 

[K.C.]

Buy her food!

 

[GNL]

Can't imagine how dark-sided you'd need to be to want to get a SALAD from deliveroo.

 

[Finn]

That - plus GOOP is an unappetising name for food. A mixture of goo and poop? No thanks I've already eaten

 

[Agneeta]

She's a fucking monster.

 

[Jark]

good, clean food is in the bag.

 

[K.C.]

She definitely gives me MAHA energy.

 

[Pipo]

I've ordered salads from Uber Eats plenty of times, don't @ me, I'm logging off!

 

[K.C.]

Her daughter "Apple" is the new face of Chloe.

 

[hyperwoof]

I felt certain those kids would get something supervisory in Local Government or Social Services admin posts - no?

 

[Ellie]

“Actress Apple Martin”. What has she acted in?

 

[K.C.]

“Actress Apple Martin”. What has she acted in?

The Chloe ads?

 

[Jark]

not a very interesting face

 

[K.C.]

None of the nepo models have ever been very interesting. Not Gigi, not Kendall, and not Lila.

 

[Pipo]

“Actress Apple Martin”. What has she acted in?

According to Wiki, she appeared in a single episode of a Gwyneth documentary series on Netflix from 2020.
If that's not enough warrant for an ACTRESS credential, I don't know what is!

 

[lolly]

I find Apple's face interesting only in as much as she looks exactly what you'd get if you asked AI to imagine what a child of Gwyneth and Chris Martin would look like.

But quite a bland face otherwise.

 

[jivafox]

Not being nasty but she looks like ET.

 

[Ellie]

The name does at least lend itself to a rather lazy and easy drag name of Apple Martini.

 

[K.C.]

 

[K.C.]

"I was born the longest baby EVER (in this hospital (in England))" is killing me

 

[K.C.]

 

[Pipo]

She literally looks like Chris Martin with a WIG! Gwyneth's genes said no way and ran away,

 

[Eddie]

I find Apple's face interesting only in as much as she looks exactly what you'd get if you asked AI to imagine what a child of Gwyneth and Chris Martin would look like.

This. Never has a child looked so much like an equal combination of their parents before.

 

[Eddie]

She literally looks like Chris Martin with a WIG! Gwyneth's genes said no way and ran away,

She looks a lot like her. Are you mad!

 

[Pipo]

She looks a lot like her. Are you mad!

It's the eyes + nose + lips giving this (at least for me).

 

[K.C.]

I find the daughter better looking than either parent.

 

[Art Decade]

 

[Joseph]

MAGA bitch