A Jennifer Lopez Thread

[Iguana]

Chaotic energy. It's bad choreography and worse execution and the dress is clearly uncomfortable but it's still kinda entertaining!

 

[Joseph]

 

[POP!]

She looks sensational but what a mess choreographically.

It’s giving Femme Fatale Tour

 

[Joseph]

Spoiler: Setlist Spoiler

 

[POP!]

Where’s First Love and PAPI

 

[Pipo]

Young & Beautiful, THE NERVE. Gotta admire her delusion.

and ah yes, renowned global smash hit LOUBOUTINS

 

[Suedehead]

This thread is second only to the Yeh 143 one in viciousness

Never change Moopita!

 

[Suedehead]

although the Ava Max thread is now also starting to get a bit spicy

 

[Joseph]

 

[Joseph]

 

[POP!]

 

[Suedehead]

Why not the original cover tho ugh

 

[jivafox]

I watched Anaconda (1999) last night

This was because I saw Anaconda (2025) last week and

Spoiler

of course she makes a lil cameo

 

[Joseph]

Why not the original cover tho ugh

This is her…now

 

[Suedehead]

Ain’t it funny how!

 

[Logic?]

God love her

 

[straightorbroken]

It's almost like she commanded attention and got opportunities because of one thing. At least she's well liked and convincingly humble ("real" even) I guess.

Needless to say, all she needs is a RedOne album and it's back in business for me at least

 

[Joseph]

 

[straightorbroken]

So sincere. So wise.

 

[Joseph]

 

[straightorbroken]

Intrigued by the unreleased track given who the producer is. Now we just need to find out who sings it.

 

[dUb]

What a warm kind and lovely seeming person

 

[PercyPig]

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Play didn’t even make it on her greatest hits

Why try make something of it now.

 

[Inner Smile]

I absolutey love Play and Get Right and On The Floor

 

[Inner Smile]

Get Right is a fucking gem

 

[PercyPig]

Tamar Braxton on the BG

 

[straightorbroken]

There's letting the background vocalists do the heavy lifting, then there's Jennifer.

It's actually a nice track.

 

[Devil]

Surprised it didn’t make the original album. Which was rather decent, but could’ve used something like that in the back half.

 

[PercyPig]

There's letting the background vocalists do the heavy lifting, then there's Jennifer.

It's actually a nice track.

Do you think if this had been a video she’d have been miming along to the hooks “there’s nothing I won’t be do just to get next to you”?

 

[straightorbroken]

Do you think if this had been a video she’d have been miming along to the hooks “there’s nothing I won’t be do just to get next to you”?

A cut-to close-up of an Elizabeth Duke product placement.

 

[Jark]

the Trixie Mattel remix of Play pops very nicely

 

[Ellie]

What a warm kind and lovely seeming person

 

[dUb]

Ok so they’re both pricks then

 

[Jark]

JLo was a cunt to him because he was a cunt to that rich Nigerian lady! she's an ally!

 

[Suedehead]

JLo was a cunt to him because he was a cunt to that rich Nigerian lady! she's an ally!

 

[Pipo]

I'm REAL!
Whatchu GET is what u SEE
What you tryin' do to ME
You wanna say you're mine,
Be with me all the TIiiiIIIme *mimes ad libs*

 

[wildchild]

The shade

 

[straightorbroken]

Had no idea! Poor Xtina.

 

[wildchild]

Pink also told she and Gwen were asked to do it. Poor Xtina, the fifth choice

 

[Ellie]

It’s weird as it makes most sense to have been Britney and Christina. The others with Britney would be weird.