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Yes, only moderately excited after the VERY excitement of last night 



Stevenage ?On my way to another glamorous location, an hour outside of London![]()
Welwyn Garden City ?On my way to another glamorous location, an hour outside of London![]()
CrawleyOn my way to another glamorous location, an hour outside of London![]()
1001 SHIT places please!Shall we just do a 1001 places an hour outside London ?

It's not what you'd expect.How do you even pronounce Slough?? SLUFF?!
It rhymes with "bough" rather than "cough" or "dough".How do you even pronounce Slough?? SLUFF?!
They’re all within reach of London, so being shit is already implied.1001 SHIT places please!
It’s pronounced like cow. ‘The cow from Slough killed Ian Gow’ is a useful, time-honoured mnemonic I just made up.How do you even pronounce Slough?? SLUFF?!
Is it ever what you expect?It's not what you'd expect.
But fair.