A non-musical topic for notorious sexy bastard Maluma

[Jark]

Because if that gormless twat Liam Payne can have one then WHY NOT?

n.b: no discussion of music please.



I mean...

this man is a god.

 

[octophone]

Why is he wearing his mum's pyjamas?

 

[Pipo]

I quite liked him circa 2014-2017 when he started to become a bit WEIRD for my taste

 

[Pipo]

I MEAN

 

[OutSynk]

Yes.

 

[vespertine]

He's forever showing off his pits, it's pretty sexy tbqh.

 

[vespertine]

I mean really. Yes PLEASE.

 

[Lucille]

I’m especially fond of the fellatio in the pool shot.

 

[vespertine]

He just oozes stupid too.

 

[straightorbroken]

Well I hope he's stupid enough to do a sex tape soon.

 

[OutSynk]

Get your tissues out girls.

 

[Zu]

What’s with this awful LOLLING TONGUE thing?

 

[Alla]

What’s with this awful LOLLING TONGUE thing?

Waiting for c*m, I guess.

 

[Zu]

I’ve only just realised that this is the one who was on that Madonna flop

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I don’t understand how his head is so hairy but the rest of his body IS NOT!

 

[Zu]

The shaved armpits make me feel particularly QUEASY

 

[Pipo]

The shaved armpits make me feel particularly QUEASY

AGREE.
Let's post pics were he has them hairy armpits instead

 

[Zu]

The dozy twat probably gets Immac on Amazon subscription so here’s someone far more pleasant for the purposes of hair balance

 

[win_the_game]

You're a dirty bastard Zu.

 

[Zu]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He does nothing for me WHATSOEVER.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Didn’t he just address rumours about his sexuality by saying something along the lines of 'lend me your girlfriend to see how gay I am'?

Now I’m the first to drool all over them when they look stupid, but when they’re ACTUALLY stupid, it’s a different story

 

[OutSynk]

SHAVED HIS BEARD

ACCORDING TO GAYS WORST THING TO HAPPEN SINCE CORONA.

 

[ameraal]

malumen is braindead in bulgarian. i can't get past that whenever i see his name.

 

[Lucille]

CANCELLED

 

[lolly]

He could at least have got his cock out so we didn't notice.

 

[straightorbroken]

He spookily looks like a Bulgarian I became very good friends with when I lived in Cologne until he told me he was a satanist and a warlock. I even helped him dye his hair like this distaste too.

How can something so perfect do this to themselves?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Better without the beard.

 

[Pipo]

SHAVED HIS BEARD


ACCORDING TO GAYS WORST THING TO HAPPEN SINCE CORONA.

oh my days I am literally on the floor dying, we are not worthy

 

[OutSynk]

MALUMA CANCELLED!

 

[straightorbroken]

Not that I would say não, but no.

 

[Jark]

cancelled? I think not

 

[lolly]

 

[Pipo]

what in the world is that AWFUL disgusting creature Bad Bunny doing in this thread @OutSynk GET OUT!

 

[OutSynk]

what in the world is that AWFUL disgusting creature Bad Bunny doing in this thread @OutSynk GET OUT!

 

[OutSynk]

Oh MY

 

[vespertine]

Wish he'd stop shaving his pits.

 

[Beverley]

sleeve tattoos should be illegal

 

[Lucille]

Yes to Vespertine.

No to Bev.

 

[Pipo]

dead at those nipples