A perfectly cromulent Sunday

Soldi said:
Jane deserved to WIN! Jason was such a SHIT winner who did nothing notable apart from evicting his biggest competition halfway through.
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Jason was an atrocious winner. In fact, I think it's well past time I ranked every Channel 5 civilian series winner.

1. Isabelle
2. Luke
3. Sam
4. Helen
5. Chloe
6. Cameron
7. Aaron
8. Jason
 
Barnacle said:
I had a lovely date yesterday and then went to a friend's party and ended up sleeping with one of his friends and I feel rotten so I'm gorging on my first McDonald's in about a year.

Still one more bus to get. 😠
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Your date's friend or your friend's friend?
 
Barnacle said:
Oops! NO, my friend's friend. My date didn't come to the party. And I feel rotten with the hangover, not because of the sleeping with anyone!

Realising now how that reads. 😅
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I just wanted to check :D Fully supportive of Barney's slut phase

channing tatum dancing GIF by Omaze
 
ButterTart said:
Jason was an atrocious winner. In fact, I think it's well past time I ranked every Channel 5 civilian series winner.

1. Isabelle
2. Luke
3. Sam
4. Helen
5. Chloe
6. Cameron
7. Aaron
8. Jason
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1. Isabelle
2. Jason
3. Helen
4. Luke
5. Aaron
6. Cameron
7. Sam
8. Chloe

Isabelle is the only winner I like, as for the others, it’s just a mix of boring or awful.
 
Soldi said:
1. Isabelle
2. Jason
3. Helen
4. Luke
5. Aaron
6. Cameron
7. Sam
8. Chloe

Isabelle is the only winner I like, as for the others, it’s just a mix of boring or awful.
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I liked Sam purely for the fact that 2013 was almost exclusively made up of housemates from the South East and he managed to beat them all. Cameron's coming out story really put me off him since it turned out he'd been out for ages (and he only won because Lewis got ejected). I secretly want to put Helen higher because of how genuinely demonic she is; destroying Brian Bellend by telling him he looked like a rapist was undeniably great fun. Chloe feels like a placeholder for the true winner Adjoa or Sarah.
 
ButterTart said:
Jason was an atrocious winner. In fact, I think it's well past time I ranked every Channel 5 civilian series winner.

1. Isabelle
2. Luke
3. Sam
4. Helen
5. Chloe
6. Cameron
7. Aaron
8. Jason
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They were all PRETTY SHIT and slim pickings. The line up of the Channel 5 seasons wasn’t the problem, the idiots that voted all the half decent characters out was.
 
Rita said:
They were all PRETTY SHIT and slim pickings. The line up of the Channel 5 seasons wasn’t the problem, the idiots that voted all the half decent characters out was.
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There were some truly brilliant housemates in the Channel 5 years but Isabelle was the only properly 10/10 winner.
*Causes massive row*
*Pretends to be contrite in the bedroom* "I feel like I caused this."
 
ButterTart said:
There were some truly brilliant housemates in the Channel 5 years but Isabelle was the only properly 10/10 winner.
*Causes massive row*
*Pretends to be contrite in the bedroom* "I feel like I caused this."
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My favourite series was Gina Rio

This was the peak, which is the closest thing I’ve ever seen to the classic Cwej vs Molicious moopymeet showdown :disco:

 
Best housemate of the year from C5

2011 - N/A
2012 - Deana
2013 - Gina
2014 - Ashleigh
2015 - Sarah
2016 - Jayne
2017 - Isabelle
2018 - Lewis
 
I am heading out to the pub with a friend so I can be SUITABLY PISSED by the time the arsehole comes back with the kids incase I need to come face to face with him. I don’t usually need to but every now and again he decides to pop his head in. FUCK OFF.
 
Anyways have a lovely day gorgeous Moopy whatever you are up to.
 
In conversation with the landlord about breaking contract and moving out early. My nerves are frayed.
 
octophone said:
Watch it backwards. Or standing on your head if that isn't an option.
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I read a quote on Instagram today:

“Every sunset is also a sunrise. It all depends on where you stand”

I feel this is supposed to be about positive thinking but.. what, only if you stand on your head? It’s still going to get dark :D WTF
 
Diddy said:
I read a quote on Instagram today:

“Every sunset is also a sunrise. It all depends on where you stand”

I feel this is supposed to be about positive thinking but.. what, only if you stand on your head? It’s still going to get dark :D WTF
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Worthy of Cheryl Cole herself.
 
I'm at my parents house. I've eaten enough takeaway to pretend the DIET NEVER HAPPENED.
 
Rita said:
I am heading out to the pub with a friend so I can be SUITABLY PISSED by the time the arsehole comes back with the kids incase I need to come face to face with him. I don’t usually need to but every now and again he decides to pop his head in. FUCK OFF.
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This happened. He asked to speak to me privately and when I refused he then started going off on one saying some shit about maintenance stopping and he is in financial trouble and I now need to help him out. THE FUCKING NERVE. My god I HATE him. :argh:
 
God my parents watch terrible TV.

Although the Antiques Roadshow remains palatable.
 
Rita said:
This happened. He asked to speak to me privately and when I refused he then started going off on one saying some shit about maintenance stopping and he is in financial trouble and I now need to help him out. THE FUCKING NERVE. My god I HATE him. :argh:
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Bank transfer him £0.01 :disco:
 
You can also bank transfer me money if you’re feeling generous my love x
 
Rita said:
This happened. He asked to speak to me privately and when I refused he then started going off on one saying some shit about maintenance stopping and he is in financial trouble and I now need to help him out. THE FUCKING NERVE. My god I HATE him. :argh:
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Does he pay maintenance now?
 
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