A Proper Moopy Christmas

[Alla]

Btw they're made in the oven, not fried, so I don't think it actually qualifies as junk food.

 

[RJN]

What was that and have you actually been in Spain?

Patatas Bravas. I know it’s a different food it just look similar right? And yes, I’ve been to Madrid, Valencia, and Barcelona

 

[Alla]

Patatas Bravas. I know it’s a different food it just look similar right? And yes, I’ve been to Madrid, Valencia, and Barcelona

Yeah, different but same idea, I get you. Bravas are extremely popular here, you can have them in most bars.

 

[Rita]

@Alla do you not eat any junk food, or you just don’t make it?

 

[Alla]

@Alla do you not eat any junk food, or you just don’t make it?

I don't make it, specially if I have guests. But I also make very elaborared pies/cakes/desserts, so it's not all healthy and boring stuff. And not really a big fan of junk food, but I don't say no to a very greasy hamburger from time to time.

 

[RJN]

I usually just grab a bowl of grease and call it dinner

 

[Inner Smile]

Guys come on

 

[GNL]

I wish there were some clad iron Christmas tips to help with this

 

[RJN]

I wish there were some clad iron Christmas tips to help with this

Hot tip: If you commit a crime and go to prison, nobody excepts you to send a gift

 

[Alla]

I've drawn Martha Skidd in the randomiser, who wants to SWITCH?

I usually just grab a bowl of grease and call it dinner

Can you pair these two, please? What a relief

 

[Inner Smile]

As usual a few dickheads ruined it

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I wish there were some clad iron Christmas tips to help with this

Lob faeces at your relative, which they will either love or hate you for and then not expect a gift.

 

[Alla]

I wish there were some clad iron Christmas tips to help with this

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Don't forget to fill your socks with dirt xoxo

 

[GNL]

Don't forget to fill your socks with dirt xoxo

Was I meant to take them off first?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Was I meant to take them off first?

That's up to you. Can always saw your foot off if need be.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Moopy XMAS LIMB AMPUTATION.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Moopy XMAS POPE RATE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Moopy XMAS NUDE SNOOKER

 

[Alla]

Someone do XMAS FAMILY FORTUNES and let's move on.

Name a part of your body you'd amputate to celebrate Christmas

 

[Lucille]

Not sure what to get Grandma? How about her favourite? ANAL.

 

[Rita]

GIRLS, it may well be a white Christmas this year. ️

 

[Rita]

Here anyway.

 

[Rita]

Well I am getting a bit ahead of myself, as it is meant to snow on the 9th and 10th.

 

[GNL]

Moopy XMAS POPE RATE

Don't threaten me with a good time.

 

[Lucille]

GIRLS, it may well be a white Christmas this year. ️

Have you got a BAG IN?

 

[Rita]

Have you got a BAG IN?

Yes. Me and Vera usually get high when I take her out for her CHRISTMAS LUNCH.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

As usual a few dickheads ruined it

Well you did ask for a very Moopy Christmas.

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR

 

[Rita]

Has anyone got their decs up yet??

 

[Kratz]

Jizz replacement game PLS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Has anyone got their dicks up yet??

 

[GNL]

GIRLS, it may well be a white Christmas this year. ️

Oh Rita not cocaine

 

[GNL]

Oh I see Lucille beat me to it.

 

[Sheena]

Has anyone got their decs up yet??

YEP!

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[Sheena]

I have no idea why that isn’t just showing as a photo…

 

[jyxz]

Jizz replacement game PLS

Excuse me?

 

[Inner Smile]

So are we doing anything then

 

[Marina Salty]

Btw they're made in the oven, not fried, so I don't think it actually qualifies as junk food.

Imo if they used butter or margarine I suppose it can, if they used olive oil it can't.

 

[Alla]

Imo if they used butter or margarine I suppose it can, if they used olive oil it can't.

Dear god, I never cook with butter or margarine instead of olive oil, who would do that? I've never seen it.

 

[Inner Smile]

This is not a cooking thread