Beverley
GUESS WHO’S BACK?!
THROAT SINGING! *gargles* 



Why don’t we watch an old Türkvizyon for a bit of variation? I’ve only seen bits and pieces and goodness knows all our (well, my) favourite things are present. Sluts! Boobs! Ethnic costumes! Incomprehensible and exciting foreign tongues! The shameless disgrace of countries trying to vote for themselves! Significantly increased likelihood of back hair!
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Let's face it, post-Vespertine Björk has shat out worse...


@Kalabaliken, as an expert in anything that finishes in "vision", there was a very weird performance by a woman in Türkvizyon a few years ago, making like animal noises or so, do you know which one I mean and can you link me to that life changing performance? Thanks![]()

Bir goril gibi tüylü sırtlı birçok fahişe ve erkeği içeren bir şarkı yarışması![]()



Ben vor ödünç çift yapay penis ile Turkvizyon izlerken hatırlıyorum ve ekranda tüm bu ucuz sluts ile tüm ıslanıyorBir goril gibi tüylü sırtlı birçok fahişe ve erkeği içeren bir şarkı yarışması![]()

Watching the Sam J. Anus UK national final vs. watching Türkvizyon on the LOSING THE FUCKING PLOT SCALE
WELL I WONDER![]()

Turkvizyon is what I'm most excited about since X Factor Malta.

)! Grup Pan! Nice Spanish lady with relatively lovely song! Entertainingly poor entries from Iceland and Luxembourg! Anyway I’ve no idea why I’m even going into this but I suppose there hasn’t been much Eurovision chat of late 

Not that Gloria has her voice, of course. And yes, no matter what these know-it-all say, 1989 has some great songs, @Kalabaliken would agree too. Not that I remember/know many, but it doesn't matterOh god yes! Spain 1989 is a gem. Tries so hard to be a GLORIA ESTEFAN BALLAD and never gets anywhere near.![]()

You haven't been coming to the rewatches, MADAMEAnyway I’ve no idea why I’m even going into this but I suppose there hasn’t been much Eurovision chat of late![]()

The UK had a good one that year, as well.Not that Gloria has her voice, of course. And yes, no matter what these know-it-all say, 1989 has some great songs, @Kalabaliken would agree too. Not that I remember/know many, but it doesn't matter![]()