A Saturday two years in the making

Morning

HAPPY GAY CHRISTMAS LOVES
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I’m celebrating such a holy day by taking myself off somewhere for a nice MINCE about some charity shops and will probably end up balls deep in some PIG in a public toilet somewhere along the way.

SING HOSANNA, loves, SING HOSANNA TO THE KING OF KINGS.
 
Merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates it xx

Have a good day all you heterosexuals too xx
 
Diddy if the Calbee Dog doesn't personally deliver us all to Paradise at the end I'll be asking for my money back 🇯🇵
 
I really am curious about what happens to us all tomorrow, this really does feel like the culmination of a LOT of our collective psychic energy :o
We recover together. Sure we'll lose some along the way, and some may be unable to look one another in the eye, but we'll all know it will have been a life changing experience, we'll remember until we die.
 
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This is my first time watching Eurovision on my own in two decades because where I'm supposed to be is the one place in the country we're still being told not to visit. Quite depressingly, I'm not particularly bothered about watching tonight.
 
Joyeux Noël Pédé! :disco:

I watched the semis with friends but it’s really only fitting to end this double season on moopy, so I’ll be here tonight!
 
I shall be popping in and out throughout the evening :ken:
 
This is my first time watching Eurovision on my own in two decades because where I'm supposed to be is the one place in the country we're still being told not to visit. Quite depressingly, I'm not particularly bothered about watching tonight.

watch it with Moopy! Isn’t that what you’ve been doing all year?

(just everyone be nice if we lose a lot)
 
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Also I stupidly arranged to go out tonight forgetting it was Eurovision :(
 
There is a RAT in my kitchen :gross: This has never happened before. I think it came in yesterday and after much bravery I have found a hole next to a pipe where it clearly got in. It's fucking HUGE, like a mouse x20.

I have been in a battle now for nearly 6 hours where I've shrieked, flapped my hands in a manly fashion, and been continuously outsmarted by this beast.

I tried shoving it out the door with a broom, and it squealed loudly and JUMPED towards me. Every other time it avoids the exit at all costs and keeps running back and forth between the hole in the wall, a hole in the back of the washing machine (!) and the freezer. Then, 15 minutes later, it comes out again, taunting me with its infuriatingly cute face. All day.

Mr RoM is on his way home on a mission to kill it which frankly I can't face. I did nearly drop a pumpkin on it but I just CAN'T.

I'm only bothering to relay this because I'm stood in the kitchen keeping watch. It's the first day of my week off and we're having people around for Eurovision ANY MINUTE NOW, FFS :gross: :cry:
 

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