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Dana International has everyone talking about her once again, after refusing to make the spotify list. "It's not for me", says a playful Dana with a strong Iranian accent. 


I hope not, I don’t know how I could pick just one.That's presuming we're not limited to 2 minute 1960s Czech reggaeton.



Oh there will definitely be a 3 minute rule for the songs. Poor Kala isn't used to anything over the Eurovision length and must have been EXHAUSTED.How can anyone know what they'll submit next time, with Kala in charge, which means LOTS OF RULES![]()
Songs must be exactly 2:39 in length, no men obviously and every song has to have at least 3 sentences in Turkish. LOTS of rules Kala pleaseHow can anyone know what they'll submit next time, with Kala in charge, which means LOTS OF RULES![]()


Yes please. I might do some reviews later if this becomes a trend.Can I post my initial reviews and scores? They are definitely subject to change by the end of the week, you know how it is
I'd prefer no score at the moment. Reviews are absolutely FINE.Can I post my initial reviews and scores? They are definitely subject to change by the end of the week, you know how it is
DISGUSTING. Imagine WHAT KIND OF EVIL would even go a second longer than 3 minutes.I bought an album last week and discovered that TEN of the songs were longer than three minutes. I mean you can imagine my disgust. I almost DIED OF BOREDOM. Naturally I stamped on it very hard, snapped it in a temper and tore the cover into shreds which I then shat on, and to add insult to injury was subsequently REFUSED A REFUND!
Oh I made this AS EASY AS POSSIBLE. The sheer scale of BUREAUCRACY AND HATEFUL MISUNDERSTANDINGS on the next game is going to be fucking BIBLICAL.This is just a WARM UP.
Video versions are often longer to boot. I didn't listen to most the videos in full so had no idea really. The 45 seconds of silence at the end of Finland (I think) was quiteit's one thing to listen to 10 longish songs by an artist you like.
i support a time limit. a lot of these went on for far too long. maybe 4 or 5 minutes though.

The 45 seconds of silence at the end of Finland (I think) was quite![]()
I’d have been perfectly happy with just lyric videos.Video versions are often longer to boot. I didn't listen to most the videos in full so had no idea really. The 45 seconds of silence at the end of Finland (I think) was quite![]()
Look at all you fickle queens disowning your entries already![]()
My song got off relatively light on the vile comments, so I'm assuming everyone else has correctly decided it's good. Getting your hopes up is the best way to ensure you spend the entire after party sobbing in the toilet.mine is still officially the best but i do like a couple more and (the quality) 90s nostalgia will get a few points from the all impotent aameeraal jury.
need to listen to it all (well almost all) again in peace. i thought i would have more proper competition but there you go...
PM me if you need help choosing. I didn't enter a song so I'm completely impartial.I think I may send my votes TODAY.
I fully expect to be on the left hand side of the scoreboard, based solely on my previous SOLID if UNREMARKABLE form in ASFM.
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i don't remember what happened there... i think one of the runners up in the first (with a pop vagina) and close to the bottom in the second edition (with an indie penis).


I had two consecutive 4th places. One of which was this accordian-laden TRASH.
