A Song For Moopy 2020 - CLOSED - RESULTS SUNDAY 7PM

[Alla]

Of course this won't need to be such a mind fuck if all players just fucking VOTE I don't know why you'd bother investing enough interest to enter a song and then not bother.

Am I the only one who truly believes everyone will vote and is here having a pointless discussion just for the drama?

 

[Lucille]

THERES ALWAYS ONE ALLA.

 

[Jacques]

I expected Beast In Black to be worse from reading the comments. For a bit of cock-rock, it's not bad. The most memorable and stand-out song so far easily and not even in a negative way.

 

[Dark Carnival]

British Indian Ocean Territory - Is someone going for the niche Bicep vote here? I see you, I hear you.

Tunisia - Oh dear this ticks every box on the list of early 2000s generic rnb pop clichés. I love it, I HATE it

Belize - Now this SPEAKS to me, the vocals however irk me

Portugal - Kosheen! Of course! I remember this and quite like it.

 

[octophone]

It's TUESDAY. Calm doon!

 

[Raining on Me]

Am I the only one who truly believes everyone will vote and is here having a pointless discussion just for the drama?

Well when it's too late to enter and the risky excitement of whether you're going to crack open the cheap wine in celebration or self harm due to cruel internet critique is no longer an option some of us need SOMETHING

So punishment via incompetent maths it is

 

[Berly]

I have submitted some votes of songs and can reveal that FIVE songs have made it onto my ‘liked songs’ list

 

[Alla]

THERES ALWAYS ONE ALLA.

Your Primadonna

 

[Alla]

Your Primadonna

I just realised that you were probably missing a comma there

 

[Dark Carnival]

Iran - DANA! I don't know this one! Loving the early 90s feel of this. It's no DING DONG though, but then WHAT is

Chile - Deep Dish! Of course I know this one and I don't mind it, however my very first ever heartbreak was a guy who was a big Deep Dish fan, so I hate them and you won't be getting any points. Sorry

Namibia - omg S.O.A.P. of course I like this, but you really should've gone for Wishing! That would have instantly got my DOUZE points

Sweden - WHAT? Someone sent Bailando?! Omg of course I love it but it's too easy to give it points. Big DILEMMA for the DC jury!

 

[Kate]

my very first ever heartbreak was a guy who was a big Deep Dish fan

Buttertart you BASTARD

 

[Jacques]

The chorus of Scandal'Us is reminding me of the Tracy Beaker theme tune. I've already gone in for a repeat play. Thank you to whoever has introduced this to my life.

 

[Suomi]

What nonsense. Burger King chips > KFC chips by a VERY long shot and both are better than those dreadful floppy shards of fried water that you get in McDonalds OH GOD WANT ALL OF THOSE NOW PLEASE

1. Mcdonalds chips
2. air
3. nothing
4. being run over
5. jordin sparks
6. burger king chips
7. crying at home alone
8. kfc chips
9. melanie phillips
10. eurovision 1996

 

[Dark Carnival]

Puerto Rico - Jennifer Paige should usually increase your probability of getting points, this is however a bit disappointing

American Samoa - Whoever sent this HATES moopy. And music.

Sri Lanka - I KNEW Sri Lanka would bring the goods and by the goods I mean the fabulous Francesca! This is no L'amore esiste though, but then WHAT IS?

Vatican City State - Another one I know. I really love ionnalee's voice tone and accent.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Buttertart you BASTARD

I was literally CRUSHED and unable to have any significant emotional interaction with anyone for a whole year

 

[Dark Carnival]

Libya - Oh dear this generic non-sense! Had this been a drunk Eurovision rewatch I'd be ALL OVER it, alas it's not. We'll SEE.

Uzbekistan - FUCK. OFF.

 

[ButterTart]

Buttertart you BASTARD

He neglects to mention that the reason I dumped him was because he catfished me. On reflection that photo he sent was clearly Miriam Margolyes, but I still trekked millions of miles to France in GOOD FAITH.

 

[ButterTart]

Libya - Oh dear this generic non-sense! Had this been a drunk Eurovision rewatch I'd be ALL OVER it, alas it's not. We'll SEE.

Uzbekistan - FUCK. OFF.

Have you missed a few out in these rankings?

 

[ButterTart]

1. Mcdonalds chips
2. air
3. nothing
4. being run over
5. jordin sparks
6. burger king chips
7. crying at home alone
8. kfc chips
9. melanie phillips
10. eurovision 1996

Can I also please add that the worst chips in existence are the ones you get in Five Guys? Salted into oblivion, charred to a turn, and using only the finest potato shavings from the kitchen floor. It’s like eating deep fried skin tags.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Have you missed a few out in these rankings?

I didn't review everything indeed, I mostly did the good ones, the ones I knew and the really shit ones. The ones I left out I need to listen a bit more to before I can properly judge them.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I didn't review everything indeed, I mostly did the good ones, the ones I knew and the really shit ones. The ones I left out I need to listen a bit more to before I can properly judge them.

METHODOLOGICAL

 

[Alla]

I'll go back after the results to see how everybody rated his own entry, I have a feeling some people are non stop praising their own song

 

[Suomi]

Can I also please add that the worst chips in existence are the ones you get in Five Guys? Salted into oblivion, charred to a turn, and using only the finest potato shavings from the kitchen floor. It’s like eating deep fried skin tags.

Oh my god they are my absolute FAVOURITE!

1. Five Guys Chips
2. White Wine
3. Eurovision 1999
4. Dear Joan and Jericha
5. Mcdonalds Chips
5. Cheese
6. Waking up on Saturday thinking it's Friday but realising it's actually Saturday
7. No sent items in drunken inbox upon waking
8. VoR
9. Empty train carriage
10. A lesbian-organised Eurovision viewing party

 

[Soldi]

Oh my god they are my absolute FAVOURITE!

1. Five Guys Chips
2. White Wine
3. Eurovision 1999
4. Dear Joan and Jericha
5. Mcdonalds Chips
5. Cheese
6. Waking up on Saturday thinking it's Friday but realising it's actually Saturday
7. No sent items in drunken inbox upon waking
8. VoR
9. Empty train carriage
10. A lesbian-organised Eurovision viewing party

Eurovision 1999 underrated

 

[Alla]

Btw I love that everyone assumes @Zu-Klara submitted that 50 years old song

I hope we have some real shocks in the who sent what reveal

 

[dmlaw]

Is anyone else now wondering if being run over is better or worse than VoR?

 

[ButterTart]

Oh my god they are my absolute FAVOURITE!

1. Five Guys Chips
2. White Wine
3. Eurovision 1999
4. Dear Joan and Jericha
5. Mcdonalds Chips
5. Cheese
6. Waking up on Saturday thinking it's Friday but realising it's actually Saturday
7. No sent items in drunken inbox upon waking
8. VoR
9. Empty train carriage
10. A lesbian-organised Eurovision viewing party

SICK AND WRONG. It’s like Five Guys only had a theoretical understanding of the taste and texture of a chip, based entirely on articles they’d read by prominent anti-chip lobbyists.

 

[Lucille]

Also aren’t chips in 5guys something like FOUR POUNDS.

 

[ButterTart]

Also aren’t chips in 5guys something like FOUR POUNDS.

If they were FREE they’d be too dear.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I hope we have some real shocks in the who sent what reveal

Oh God 99% of the guesses have been stone cold WRONG.

 

[ButterTart]

Is anyone else now wondering if being run over is better or worse than VoR?

Is VoR better or worse than Five Guys chips? I assume Suomi has tasted both and thus can compare saltiness, which has the crispier texture etc.

 

[RS]

That doesn't make any sense.

Fuck off

 

[ButterTart]

Oh God 99% of the guesses have been stone cold WRONG.

I have a feeling I know which ones RS, Bev, Zu, Octy, Alla and Suomi entered. That Greyson Chance one is the real wildcard - who among us has that level of blind optimism?

 

[OutSynk]

Fuck off

 

[Alla]

Fuck off

Charming.

 

[RS]

Charming.

Your manson wasn’t.

 

[Alla]

I have a feeling I know which ones RS, Bev, Zu, Octy, Alla and Suomi entered. That Greyson Chance one is the real wildcard - who among us has that level of blind optimism?

Did I see my name there?

 

[Alla]

Your manson wasn’t.

True.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

As the scenes backstage start getting out of hand, the producers go to pull out the water cannons previously bought by Boris Johnson, only to find they're being used as a water feature in his country mansion. The violence escalates. Several contestants are killed. In the melee Suomi is freed, but dies on the way to hospital. It was a prank ambulance. The whole event is shown on the Ellen Show to rapturous applause.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm writing an essay on emancipation during the US Civil War at present. So that last piece really brings it all home.