A Song For Moopy: Cocktail Lounge - SYNC WATCH - Part 2

[octophone]

I really can't get on board with those really short fringes, sorry my darling

I'd love to be able to pull off a fringe like that but I'd just look like I was on day release.

 

[COB]

And the song has NOTHING to do with prawn cocktail! Disqualify it.

Shaking at this

 

[Iguana]

5. Gunpowder Plot

Free To Fall - Emma Langford

 

[ZenGiraffe]

HATED that last zoom

 

[Beverley]

ok i'm actually here

 

[Iguana]

@ZenGiraffe more donk coming after this one.

 

[COB]

Good popstar name! Oh never mind

 

[Iguana]

ok i'm actually here

You came after all

 

[Beverley]

Is this the inevitable @Barnacle slushfest?

 

[Tisch]

ok i'm actually here

You came!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

At what point do we just ban @Barnacle from ASFM? Should we start a petition?

 

[COB]

Emma Langford stop normalising pugs challenge

 

[Beverley]

You came after all

Took a while

 

[dmlaw]

Well this is lovely. I bet RaspberrySwirl accuses me of having sent it.

 

[Iguana]

Also I apologise but she uses a not very PC word shortly

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

I really don’t agree, Emma

 

[ButterTart]

I won't break your hat?

 

[RS]

I know we've moved on but @RaspberrySwirl I believe I've given you more points than anyone in ASFM, so I pray you didn't send that undramatic lava lady

No you’re far from that! On the contrary you’re one of those I’ve given a lot more to than I have recieved.


But no, I didn’t send lava lady. One of the best things about ASFM for me is getting to know all those old Greek songs.

 

[Tisch]

I hate it, but I'm a bit impressed that someone's submitted a song by a dog I GUESS.

 

[Beverley]

At what point do we just ban @Barnacle from ASFM? Should we start a petition?

I'll sign it

STOP ASSAULTING OUR EARS, SIS

 

[COB]

Also I apologise but she uses a not very PC word shortly

"Dead"?

 

[Suomi]

Good lord at this Ed Sheeran ballad, bring back 1990 and 1995, preferably with a dial-up modem so that Tischguanas can join in

 

[RS]

Well this is lovely. I bet RaspberrySwirl accuses me of having sent it.

It’s insufferable and you know it!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Also I apologise but she uses a not very PC word shortly

Shall we just cancel her and move on? I support that

 

[Beverley]

Also I apologise but she uses a not very PC word shortly

WHAT?

Not that I need ANOTHER reason to hate it

 

[Soldi]

Is @Soldi not here AGAIN?

I’M HERE BITCH

 

[dmlaw]

It’s insufferable and you know it!

Just because you’re dead inside.

 

[Iguana]

The reveal is that the dog was singing all along

 

[Raining on Me]

No you’re far from that! On the contrary you’re one of those I’ve given a lot more to than I have recieved.


But no, I didn’t send lava lady. One of the best things about ASFM for me is getting to know all those old Greek songs.

What, I thought some recent graphy things suggested I'd been VERY generous to you.

Shit, maybe that was someone else

 

[COB]

What was the word?

 

[Iguana]

I’M HERE BITCH

Well done for showing up to your own competition 23 minutes late. BRILLIANT

 

[Soldi]

What song we on

 

[Tisch]

STOP THE FUCK! Soldi just liked a post.

 

[Iguana]

6. Blood of Satan

Egotistic - MAMAMOO

 

[octophone]

Well, that was thoroughly absorbing - will given that a few more spins. Lovely.

 

[COB]

Oh hello girls

 

[Tisch]

What was the word?

Juicy cuntflaps

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh thank fuck for Korean flavoured donks

 

[ButterTart]

What song we on

Contest's finished. Poor @Iguana has lost four stone from the stress of doing the whole thing on his own

 

[win_the_game]

I can't imagine why anyone would listen to female Ed Sheeran and think OMG this is the song for a bunch of hysterical online gays and Kate!!!