A Song For Moopy: Cocktail Lounge - THE RESULTS

[ButterTart]

DICK APPOINTMENT

Her suitors have such weird names.

 

[RS]

I was one of the few vocal supporters of your last entry remember, so FUCK YOU GooseberryTwist

The past doesn’t count.

 

[straightorbroken]

Well I've got my 1991-1993 dance music playlist on to Peaches the pain away of these last cards.

 

[Soldi]

Halfway there, Indie still on top, and sorb moves into the top three.

137 Indie Well Greased Dwarf - Windrose - Diggy Diggy Hole
123 Suomi Prawn Cocktail with Sour Cream Sauce - Molly Nilsson - 1995
113 straightorbroken I Can Get Uppers Now - Caterina Eliza - I Can Get Up Now
97 Pingu Nether Regions - Kristian Kaspersen - Love Like I’ve Never Been Hurt
96 Beryl Caipirinha - Joy Crookes - Feet Don’t Fail Me Now
86 Beverley Death in the Afternoon - Boys Noize & Kelsey Lu (feat. Chilly Gonzales) - Ride or Die
85 octophone Blueberry Smash - The Linda Linda’s - Oh!
82 Alex Penicillin - Allie X & Verité - Casanova
80 Lucille Sazerac - Eartheater - Below the Clavicle
78 OutSynk White Russian - Nyusha - Цунами
76 Music Mimosa - Jaded - In The Morning
74 RJN The Last Dance - Bingoboys - How To Dance
71 jivafox Tom Cruise’s C*m - Haerts - Hemiplegia
69 Diddy Maple Waffle Cocktail - Lara Fabian - Adagio
69 jyxz Suffering Bastard - Cream Soda & Хлеб - Плачу на техно
65 Ag Horse Jizz - Antony & Cleopatra - Why Don’t You Just Call Me
64 HerSereneHeighnessAnniFrid Kath’s Top Hen’s Noight - Альянс (Alliance) - На заре (Na Zare)
62 funky Aurora Borealis (a.k.a the Northern Lights) - Aurora - Cure for Me
61 Kratz Aviation - Molly Sanden - Nån annan nu
59 Penelope Bleach Spritzer - Max Barskih - Dance
58 Win_the_game Turkish Delight - Göskel - Hiç Yok
56 RaspberrySwirl Svarti Dauði, Black Death of Iceland - Ólafur Arnalds (Geat. JFDR) - Back to the Sky
54 ZenGiraffe Alien Secretion - Super Manineko - UFOspiro
53 Soldi Suck, Bang & Blow - ONUKA - Vidlik
52 COB Sochu Mojito - LiSA - Crossing Field
49 Queen of the Bay Lesvian Geisha - Marina Satti - Pali
49 dmlaw Grasshopper - Tommy Genesis - Peppermint
47 Iguana Flaming Rainbow - Ace Marino, Roniit - Holding My Breath
47 Tisch The Moogarita - Sisters On Wire - Ten Esi Tu
42 ZZ Lava Flow - Alkistis Protopsalti - Lava
40 Kate Octopus Martini - Patience - The Pressure
39 ButterTart Smoker’s Cough - Achille Lauro - 1990
38 dUb Earl Gray Caviar Martini - Jennifer Nettles - Unlove You
37 Rhythmbarbican Strawberry Coquito - Anthony Ramos - Lose My Mind
37 BoysForSeles Scarlett O’Hara - Carina Round - Pick Up The Phone
36 Gangsta Nancy Lam Blowjob - Sonic Adventure 2 OST - Escape From The City
28 Superstylin’ Irn Burns - Geographer - Read My Mind
25 Ill Advised Espresso Martini - Maine - Sticky
16 Rita Blood of Satan - Mamamoo - Egotistic
11 Raining On Me Greek Mati - Marva Von Theo - Ruins
-93 Barnacle Gunpowder Plot - Emma Langford - Free To Fall
-96 Suedey Mai Tai - Xiu Xiu - A Bottle of Rum
-112 Phoenix The Violet Vesper - Chita Rivera - Gimme Love

 

[Kate]

Absolutely loving how furious everyone is

 

[Penelope]

AGOG at @jyxz being so far down!

 

[octophone]

Absolutely loving how furious everyone is

I do get the impression that almost everyone thought they had absolutely nailed it this time

 

[Raining on Me]

The past doesn’t count.

At least I can ignore all these votes so far then.

Fuck this place my song was GOOD

 

[straightorbroken]

Holy crap, I thought I was drowning down in the top 30-40 zone.

 

[RS]

The gag of that SorB song being top 3!

What the fuck is happening to this place?!

 

[Penelope]

I do get the impression that almost everyone thought they had absolutely nailed it this time

With the sole exception of @Pingu, who thought he'd completely fucked it and now has an outside shot at winning

 

[ButterTart]

With the sole exception of @Pingu, who thought he'd completely fucked it and now has an outside shot at winning

And Barnacle actually making good progress towards breaking even.

 

[Raining on Me]

Well let's hope TWO PLANES don't crash into the LEADERBOARD unexpectedly

Actually, LET'S

 

[Tisch]

Well let's hope TWO PLANES don't crash into the LEADERBOARD unexpectedly

Actually, LET'S

On the anniversary of GLITTER?

 

[OutSynk]

At least I can ignore all these votes so far then.

Fuck this place my song was GOOD

JENNIFER NETTLES has more points than you.

 

[Suomi]

My favourite thing about the beautiful 1995 is the line:

So what’s wrong with living in the past?/It just happens to be the place I saw you last

 

[ButterTart]

Well let's hope TWO PLANES don't crash into the LEADERBOARD unexpectedly

Actually, LET'S

This was pleasingly dark.

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

No this is so unbelievably unfair @Suomi has everything: a great career, a house in Sweden, ME.

 

[Tisch]

No this is so unbelievably unfair @Suomi has everything: a great career, a house in Sweden, ME.

Remove his extra ten points I say

 

[Kate]

My favourite thing about the beautiful 1995 is the line:

So what’s wrong with living in the past?/It just happens to be the place I saw you last

With the grave scene in the background, I wondered if it was about a parent who died that year?

 

[ButterTart]

My favourite thing about the beautiful 1995 is the line:

So what’s wrong with living in the past?/It just happens to be the place I saw you last

Ooh I get the shivers.

 

[Raining on Me]

JENNIFER NETTLES has more points than you.

I'll be repeating this to my therapist for years

 

[straightorbroken]

The gag of that SorB song being top 3!

What the fuck is happening to this place?!

I'd say you need to go bland like I Can Get Up Now, but you've already nailed that part... pervo x

 

[Suomi]

With the grave scene in the background, I wondered if it was about a parent who died that year?

Yes I thought that too

 

[Penelope]

No this is so unbelievably unfair @Suomi has everything: a great career, a house in Sweden, ME.

Bank his HIDEOUS COMMUTE

 

[Raining on Me]

That @ZenGiraffe song is amazing by the way and much like noted hair expert @Beryl, also the only time I'm likely to say such a thing

This is truly the UPSIDE DOWN ASFM

 

[jyxz]

AGOG at @jyxz being so far down!

Me too!

cunts

 

[Dark Carnival]

I can't believe the SHIT people vote for. I'm angrier than @Dark Carnival

This game is not good for your health. You should stop playing beb

 

[octophone]

This is the absolute oddness of this round. I thought Zen Giraffe's entry was absolutely HONKING. It was like someone didn't realise The Mighty Boosh were kidding.

 

[Penelope]

@ZenGiraffe's entry was very evil and he should really be locked up for the safety of us ALL after it

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@ZenGiraffe's entry was very evil and he should really be locked up for the safety of us ALL after it

I agree with this tbh

 

[RS]

I don’t remember the @ZenGiraffe song.

 

[Indie]

I am 100% not winning this. But, yay!

 

[OutSynk]

Where the fuck is Soldi?

 

[octophone]

I don’t remember the @ZenGiraffe song.

Bollocks. It was - at minimum - memorable.

 

[octophone]

Where the fuck is Soldi?

Digging a hole.

 

[Indie]

Wonder how much my 2nd place in the best cocktail poll will cost me

 

[RS]

Bollocks. It was - at minimum - memorable.

Yes sure, but which one was it?

 

[Penelope]

Soldi on his third VK, I fear

 

[Tisch]

Where the fuck is Soldi?

Suck/Bang/Blow/Putting a leaderboard together