A Song For Moopy: Cocktail Lounge - THE RESULTS

[Beverley]

Kalavision says ‘Hi’.

did not partake in that mess

 

[Pingu]

Ok so I did lose some votes in the mix so plz tell me who and I’ll add them in.

At least it won’t change the winner

I think we haven’t had Suomi and possibly one other.

 

[jyxz]

Now for an alternative version.

I had no idea it was a cover.

fest your eyes and ears on THIS

 

[OutSynk]

Well @jyxz just HAD TO go and ruin it for me BUT it was a fucking worthy winner. Congrats bitch!

Now if people here thought we had a lot of slavic this time imagine the next round.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Well done @Iguana and @Soldi

you were hosts

Are you running the next one ?

 

[Soldi]

I think we haven’t had Suomi and possibly one other.

Ok so I’ve missed @Suomi and @straightorbroken

 

[RS]

Well done @jixz it was a good one!

And thank you @Soldi (and @Iguana ) much love to you both!

Next time I’ll send a song even my bitterest enemies won’t be able to resist.

 

[Iguana]

Congratulations @jyxz! And well done @Soldi, especially for batting off the BRAYING MOB!

 

[Penelope]

@jyxz is the winner!

303 jyxz Suffering Bastard - Cream Soda & Хлеб - Плачу на техно
210 OutSynk White Russian - Nyusha - Цунами
198 Indie Well Greased Dwarf - Windrose - Diggy Diggy Hole
186 Alex Penicillin - Allie X & Verité - Casanova
170 jivafox Tom Cruise’s C*m - Haerts - Hemiplegia
169 straightorbroken I Can Get Uppers Now - Caterina Eliza - I Can Get Up Now
165 Beryl Caipirinha - Joy Crookes - Feet Don’t Fail Me Now
155 Kratz Aviation - Molly Sanden - Nån annan nu
154 Pingu Nether Regions - Kristian Kaspersen - Love Like I’ve Never Been Hurt
151 funky Aurora Borealis (a.k.a the Northern Lights) - Aurora - Cure for Me
144 Music Mimosa - Jaded - In The Morning
143 Ag Horse Jizz - Antony & Cleopatra - Why Don’t You Just Call Me
139 Suomi Prawn Cocktail with Sour Cream Sauce - Molly Nilsson - 1995
137 HerSereneHeighnessAnniFrid Kath’s Top Hen’s Noight - Альянс (Alliance) - На заре (Na Zare)
131 Soldi Suck, Bang & Blow - ONUKA - Vidlik
130 Win_the_game Turkish Delight - Göskel - Hiç Yok
122 RJN The Last Dance - Bingoboys - How To Dance
118 Tisch The Moogarita - Sisters On Wire - Ten Esi Tu
115 Diddy Maple Waffle Cocktail - Lara Fabian - Adagio
112 Beverley Death in the Afternoon - Boys Noize & Kelsey Lu (feat. Chilly Gonzales) - Ride or Die
111 Kate Octopus Martini - Patience - The Pressure
107 Penelope Bleach Spritzer - Max Barskih - Dance
105 COB Sochu Mojito - LiSA - Crossing Field
104 RaspberrySwirl Svarti Dauði, Black Death of Iceland - Ólafur Arnalds (Geat. JFDR) - Back to the Sky
97 octophone Blueberry Smash - The Linda Linda’s - Oh!
95 Rhythmbarbican Strawberry Coquito - Anthony Ramos - Lose My Mind
94 ZenGiraffe Alien Secretion - Super Manineko - UFOspiro
93 Lucille Sazerac - Eartheater - Below the Clavicle
88 dmlaw Grasshopper - Tommy Genesis - Peppermint
86 ButterTart Smoker’s Cough - Achille Lauro - 1990
76 dUb Earl Gray Caviar Martini - Jennifer Nettles - Unlove You
74 Gangsta Nancy Lam Blowjob - Sonic Adventure 2 OST - Escape From The City
72 Iguana Flaming Rainbow - Ace Marino, Roniit - Holding My Breath
57 Queen of the Bay Lesvian Geisha - Marina Satti - Pali
54 Raining On Me Greek Mati - Marva Von Theo - Ruins
54 Superstylin’ Irn Burns - Geographer - Read My Mind
45 BoysForSeles Scarlett O’Hara - Carina Round - Pick Up The Phone
45 Rita Blood of Satan - Mamamoo - Egotistic
44 ZZ Lava Flow - Alkistis Protopsalti - Lava
32 Ill Advised Espresso Martini - Maine - Sticky
-63 Suedey Mai Tai - Xiu Xiu - A Bottle of Rum
-81 Barnacle Gunpowder Plot - Emma Langford - Free To Fall
-106 Phoenix The Violet Vesper - Chita Rivera - Gimme Love

Called it from the FIRST LISTEN! What a fab winner

 

[Iguana]

I should note that no-one has stepped forward to host the next ASFM, and given the way you lot have behaved, I wonder if anyone WILL

 

[octophone]

Ok so I’ve missed @Suomi and @straightorbroken

Add 'em in, go on.

 

[Indie]

Ok so I’ve missed @Suomi and @straightorbroken

They probably weren't important.

 

[dmlaw]

Hi, this is Soldi. ZenGiraffe has deleted me and that kind and handsome dmlaw allowed me to use his account to announce the final bonus points. 106 bonus points go to the best song about dwarfs, so congratulations to Indie on your glorious victory.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is that a SECOND WIN for @jyxz ?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

the way you lot have behaved

The same way we always do?

 

[COB]

I should note that no-one has stepped forward to host the next ASFM, and given the way you lot have behaved, I wonder if anyone WILL

Rest it for a few months, genuinely.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Hi, this is Soldi. ZenGiraffe has deleted me and that kind and handsome dmlaw allowed me to use his account to announce the final bonus points. 106 bonus points go to the best song about dwarfs, so congratulations to Indie on your glorious victory.

This is legit

 

[RS]

Is that a SECOND WIN for @jyxz ?

I believe it is!

 

[Soldi]

Just going through PMs

@Suomi gave:

20 Turkish Delight - Göskel - Hiç Yok
18 Bleach Spritzer - Max Barskih - Dance
16 Kath’s Top Hen’s Noight - Альянс (Alliance) - На заре (Na Zare)
14 Death in the Afternoon - Boys Noize & Kelsey Lu (feat. Chilly Gonzales) - Ride or Die
12 Aurora Borealis (a.k.a the Northern Lights) - Aurora - Cure for Me
10 High The Last Dance - Bingoboys - How To Dance
08 Aviation - Molly Sanden - Nån annan nu
07 Low I Can Get Uppers Now - Caterina Eliza - I Can Get Up Now
06 Mid Mimosa - Jaded - In The Morning
05 Suffering Bastard - Cream Soda & Хлеб - Плачу на техно
04 Low Penicillin - Allie X & Verité - Casanova
03 Mid The Moogarita - Sisters On Wire - Ten Esi Tu
02 Mid Sazerac - Eartheater - Below the Clavicle
01 Smoker’s Cough - Achille Lauro - 1990

@straightorbroken gave:

20 Jaded
18 Molly
16 LiSA
14 Haerts
12 Patience
10 Cream Soda
08 Sisters in the Wire
07 Nyusha
06 Boys Noize & Kelsey Lu
05 Onuka
04 Anbrha (you know the one!)
03 Carina Round
02 Marva Von Theo
01 Antony Cleopatra

 

[octophone]

Rest it for a few months, genuinely.

aye, that was two pretty high-octane contests back to back.

Let's do something else before another one of these.

 

[Raining on Me]

My song was amazing

Yes and so was mine and I gave you points and you gave me none like most of these terrible people.

Also I nearly entered this, for this round, which I feel could have done better than both of ours. This is wonderful:

 

[COB]

aye, that was two pretty high-octane contests back to back.

Let's do something else before another one of these.

Karaoke?

 

[Iguana]

Rest it for a few months, genuinely.

If you rest the karaoke

 

[Iguana]

Genuinely

 

[octophone]

Karaoke?

Something that people who can't sing can do, then? :p

 

[octophone]

Just going through PMs

@Suomi gave:

20 Turkish Delight - Göskel - Hiç Yok
18 Bleach Spritzer - Max Barskih - Dance
16 Kath’s Top Hen’s Noight - Альянс (Alliance) - На заре (Na Zare)
14 Death in the Afternoon - Boys Noize & Kelsey Lu (feat. Chilly Gonzales) - Ride or Die
12 Aurora Borealis (a.k.a the Northern Lights) - Aurora - Cure for Me
10 High The Last Dance - Bingoboys - How To Dance
08 Aviation - Molly Sanden - Nån annan nu
07 Low I Can Get Uppers Now - Caterina Eliza - I Can Get Up Now
06 Mid Mimosa - Jaded - In The Morning
05 Suffering Bastard - Cream Soda & Хлеб - Плачу на техно
04 Low Penicillin - Allie X & Verité - Casanova
03 Mid The Moogarita - Sisters On Wire - Ten Esi Tu
02 Mid Sazerac - Eartheater - Below the Clavicle
01 Smoker’s Cough - Achille Lauro - 1990

@straightorbroken gave:

20 Jaded
18 Molly
16 LiSA
14 Haerts
12 Patience
10 Cream Soda
08 Sisters in the Wire
07 Nyusha
06 Boys Noize & Kelsey Lu
05 Onuka
04 Anbrha (you know the one!)
03 Carina Round
02 Marva Von Theo
01 Antony Cleopatra

Oh, well, fuck the pair of them then.

 

[OutSynk]

aye, that was two pretty high-octane contests back to back.

 

[RS]

Rest it for a few months, genuinely.

Yes, it’s been fun but we really could do with a pause.

 

[win_the_game]

Well done @jyxz

And thanks to @Iguana and @Soldi for all their great work. Ignore all those negative bitches x

 

[Iguana]

Well done @Iguana and @Soldi

you were hosts

Like to see you try!

 

[AlgoAlex]

Something that people who can't sing can do, then? :p

Dreaded moopmeet ?

 

[jyxz]

Is that a SECOND WIN for @jyxz ?

Yes!

what’s a girl got to do to get some trophy points around here?

 

[Kate]

And the votes from @BoysForSeles

20 Kate Octopus Martini - Patience - The Pressure
18 Suedey Mai Tai - Xiu Xiu - A Bottle of Rum
16 jyxz Suffering Bastard - Cream Soda & Хлеб - Плачу на техно
14 Beverley Death in the Afternoon - Boys Noize & Kelsey Lu (feat. Chilly Gonzales) - Ride or Die
12 Beryl Caipirinha - Joy Crookes - Feet Don’t Fail Me Now
10 RaspberrySwirl Svarti Dauði, Black Death of Iceland - Ólafur Arnalds (Geat. JFDR) - Back to the Sky
08 Suomi Prawn Cocktail with Sour Cream Sauce - Molly Nilsson - 1995
07 funky Aurora Borealis (a.k.a the Northern Lights) - Aurora - Cure for Me
06 straightorbroken I Can Get Uppers Now - Caterina Eliza - I Can Get Up Now
05 jivafox Tom Cruise’s C*m - Haerts - Hemiplegia
04 Lucille Sazerac - Eartheater - Below the Clavicle
03 Win_the_game Turkish Delight - Göskel - Hiç Yok
02 Soldi Suck, Bang & Blow - ONUKA - Vidlik
01 Raining On Me Greek Mati - Marva Von Theo - Ruins

Omg @BoysForSeles ASTONISHED I got a 20. BoysForSLAYS ok that doesn’t really work

 

[Beverley]

Yes and so was mine and I gave you points and you gave me none like most of these terrible people.

Also I nearly entered this, for this round, which I feel could have done better than both of ours. This is wonderful:

it’s gorgeous! And I think you’re right re it doing better. But I hate appealing to the BASICS!

 

[Beverley]

Like to see you try!

we know how that would work out.

 

[OutSynk]

All jokes aside I thought @Iguana and @Soldi were BOTH excellent. I cannot ever imagine running this shit.

 

[Soldi]

The ACTUAL final scoreboard

318 jyxz Suffering Bastard - Cream Soda & Хлеб - Плачу на техно
217 OutSynk White Russian - Nyusha - Цунами
198 Indie Well Greased Dwarf - Windrose - Diggy Diggy Hole
190 Alex Penicillin - Allie X & Verité - Casanova
184 jivafox Tom Cruise’s C*m - Haerts - Hemiplegia
181 Kratz Aviation - Molly Sanden - Nån annan nu
176 straightorbroken I Can Get Uppers Now - Caterina Eliza - I Can Get Up Now
170 Music Mimosa - Jaded - In The Morning
165 Beryl Caipirinha - Joy Crookes - Feet Don’t Fail Me Now
163 funky Aurora Borealis (a.k.a the Northern Lights) - Aurora - Cure for Me
157 HerSereneHeighnessAnniFrid Kath’s Top Hen’s Noight - Альянс (Alliance) - На заре (Na Zare)
154 Pingu Nether Regions - Kristian Kaspersen - Love Like I’ve Never Been Hurt
150 Win_the_game Turkish Delight - Göskel - Hiç Yok
143 Ag Horse Jizz - Antony & Cleopatra - Why Don’t You Just Call Me
139 Suomi Prawn Cocktail with Sour Cream Sauce - Molly Nilsson - 1995
136 Soldi Suck, Bang & Blow - ONUKA - Vidlik
132 Beverley Death in the Afternoon - Boys Noize & Kelsey Lu (feat. Chilly Gonzales) - Ride or Die
132 RJN The Last Dance - Bingoboys - How To Dance
129 Tisch The Moogarita - Sisters On Wire - Ten Esi Tu
125 Penelope Bleach Spritzer - Max Barskih - Dance
123 Kate Octopus Martini - Patience - The Pressure
121 COB Sochu Mojito - LiSA - Crossing Field
115 Diddy Maple Waffle Cocktail - Lara Fabian - Adagio
104 RaspberrySwirl Svarti Dauði, Black Death of Iceland - Ólafur Arnalds (Geat. JFDR) - Back to the Sky
97 octophone Blueberry Smash - The Linda Linda’s - Oh!
96 Rhythmbarbican Strawberry Coquito - Anthony Ramos - Lose My Mind
95 Lucille Sazerac - Eartheater - Below the Clavicle
94 ZenGiraffe Alien Secretion - Super Manineko - UFOspiro
88 dmlaw Grasshopper - Tommy Genesis - Peppermint
87 ButterTart Smoker’s Cough - Achille Lauro - 1990
76 dUb Earl Gray Caviar Martini - Jennifer Nettles - Unlove You
74 Gangsta Nancy Lam Blowjob - Sonic Adventure 2 OST - Escape From The City
72 Iguana Flaming Rainbow - Ace Marino, Roniit - Holding My Breath
57 Queen of the Bay Lesvian Geisha - Marina Satti - Pali
56 Raining On Me Greek Mati - Marva Von Theo - Ruins
54 Superstylin’ Irn Burns - Geographer - Read My Mind
48 BoysForSeles Scarlett O’Hara - Carina Round - Pick Up The Phone
45 Rita Blood of Satan - Mamamoo - Egotistic
44 ZZ Lava Flow - Alkistis Protopsalti - Lava
32 Ill Advised Espresso Martini - Maine - Sticky
-63 Suedey Mai Tai - Xiu Xiu - A Bottle of Rum
-81 Barnacle Gunpowder Plot - Emma Langford - Free To Fall
-106 Phoenix The Violet Vesper - Chita Rivera - Gimme Love

 

[Kate]

@Ag TOO! SLAYnetha

 

[Marina Salty]

Well done @jyxz and @OutSynk and thanks to Iguana and Soldi and everyone who voted for my song, it did way better than I thought it would. To those whose songs I liked but had to chop apologies, traveller's cheque points were really needed on this one.

 

[Soldi]

Thanks for the ’lovely’ comments today