Sardonicus
HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE
Still at 11 entries although several more have been promised above. I might tag a few people in the coming days. Hoping for a couple more today...

Forgot to tag @rhythmbandit
Time to get a MOVE ON, people!Forgot to tag @rhythmbandit
No wonder he left.
I saw you viewing the thread & wondered if a Bulgaria-esque return was on the cards!Yes how did you know - I was inboxing you!
Good luck babeAnd I am going to wipe the floor with my ASFM enemies @dmlaw and @OutSynk and dance in the neon lights of their tears with my best friend, Moopy administrator @ZenGiraffe
omg I'm here, I didn't know this was happening. I'll have an entry that'll set collective flaps a-clapping in within the next hour.
I don't even want to think about what you skipping ASFM for the first time ever would have meant for the integrity of the space-time continuum so thank goodness you're here.omg I'm here, I didn't know this was happening. I'll have an entry that'll set collective flaps a-clapping in within the next hour.
You timed going off for your tea again mere hours before I announced this!!omg I'm here, I didn't know this was happening. I'll have an entry that'll set collective flaps a-clapping in within the next hour.
I felt compelled to come back, and not just because the annual Homosexual flotilla is out of the way.I don't even want to think about what you skipping ASFM for the first time ever would have meant for the integrity of the space-time continuum so thank goodness you're here.
Because I've got THINGS TO DOThursday??!
Why not TODAY?
WHAT could be more importantBecause I've got THINGS TO DO