A Song For Moopy: The Worldvision Song Contest. CLOSED. Stunning Erection Gala TONIGHT, 8pm

[Diddy]

All you considerate people sending time stamps for the recap. I look forward to totally forgetting and telling Zen to ‘JUST USE THE LAST 20 SECONDS PLS HEN’

Oh we can do that?? Bear with me

 

[rhythmbandit]

An act from my country was partially responsible for one of the biggest songs of the 21st century, but her own music is immeasurably shit.

 

[Diddy]

An act from my country was partially responsible for one of the biggest songs of the 21st century, but her own music is immeasurably shit.

why would you send Jessie J?!

 

[ButterTart]

why would you send Jessie J?!

I mean, how absolutely dare you? Jessie J was never responsible for one of the biggest songs of the 21st century.

 

[Diddy]

I mean, how absolutely dare you? Jessie J was never responsible for one of the biggest songs of the 21st century.

Party in the USA?

 

[ButterTart]

Party in the USA?

No thanks, their beer is terrible.

 

[ButterTart]

So legally speaking I’ve decided there’s no way I can only vote for 15 of these songs. Luckily my dear and very real friend whose name is… um… (scans environment)

My…

Ra…

Hindley…

…Myra Hindley, has decided to join Moopy as of next weekend and is planning to vote as well

 

[ButterTart]

Just sad that my dear friend Myra can join the festivities but @David 5000 feels like it’s beneath him. All this time we’ve believed @Suomi is evil and it turns out we’ve been burning the wrong witch.

 

[BoysForSeles]

I’ve come up with my towering erection so that feels like quite enough achieved for one day.

 

[RJN]

I’ve come up with my towering erection so that feels like quite enough achieved for one day.

That’s nice, but have you found anything for the flag parade?

 

[RS]

Moopy, my country has birthed the next winner of ASFM.


Or at least a not too bad an entry for me to enter.

 

[ButterTart]

So, a quick update on where we are right now:

We have forty-six (46) participants, and well over half of them have now slipped me a song and accompanying erection.

I was going to post a breakdown of the entries by how many there are from each continent, but I realised we may still get a couple more players and I didn't want to make it obvious where their countries are.

 

[Iguana]

WHO IS 46

 

[RJN]

I’m sending the worst song I can find to remain 46

 

[Tisch]

I didn't quite catch how many participants, anyone help?

 

[OutSynk]

I didn't quite catch how many participants, anyone help?

Less than 47.

 

[ButterTart]

Holy shit I didn’t even think about the 46 thing

Don’t mean to fan the flames but the contest is also sponsored by Panini…

 

[OutSynk]

STOP THE COUNT

 

[Iguana]

Can we not just cut it off at 46?

 

[Iguana]

It's ENOUGH!

 

[ButterTart]

It's ENOUGH!

I’m more than happy to stop at this number, I’m also happy for more people to join #laidbacktart

 

[OutSynk]

Have we tagged @David 5000 yet

 

[OutSynk]

I’m tagging @David 5000

 

[D5K]

I'm not definitely out, I'm just being the Flo Rida to @ButterTart's Senhit and leaving them in suspense about whether I'll actually be there on the night.

 

[Iguana]

I'm not definitely out, I'm just being the Flo Rida to @ButterTart's Senhit and leaving them in suspense about whether I'll actually be there on the night.

Well it worked very well for Senhi-

oh.

 

[OutSynk]

I'm not definitely out, I'm just being the Flo Rida to @ButterTart's Senhit and leaving them in suspense about whether I'll actually be there on the night.

Have fun picking Mauritania.

 

[D5K]

Have fun picking Mauritania.

Oh fuck I have not thought this all the way through.

 

[RS]

I heard only Pitcairn remains.

 

[D5K]

I should say now how much I respect and admire Buttertart as a human being and if I do decide to enter it will solely be down to his charisma and magnetism. Every day I wake up wondering how I can be more like him. I love you Principal Buttertart.

 

[OutSynk]

I heard only Pitcairn remains.

I heard that’s what @win_the_game got.

 

[ButterTart]

I should say now how much I respect and admire Buttertart as a human being and if I do decide to enter it will solely be down to his charisma and magnetism. Every day I wake up wondering how I can be more like him. I love you Principal Buttertart.

Thank you for such accurate and deserved words xoxo

Now pick a fucking country, I've just changed the selection deadline to smoke you out.

 

[ButterTart]

I heard that’s what @win_the_game got.

He wishes. He got something called Sweddon (sp?) which is apparently this land full of albino giants where none of the women are under 40.

 

[ButterTart]

Right, I'm officially closing the country selection period at 23:59 tomorrow. Anyone who still wants to play just needs to DM me a number between 1 and 34 (inclusive).

You have until 23:59 on Saturday the 17th of July the 17th (which is a Saturday) to send me your song.

The stunning erection gala will be the following night (the 18rd)
Stunning semi 1 is on Tuesday 20nd
Stunning semi 2 is on Thursday the 22th
Poster reveal gala and possible playlist Friday 23st
RESULTS Saturday 24rd

I've only called them 'semi' to tie-in with the bawdy, infantile erection motif I've used. They're literally just viewing parties.

 

[RS]

Gala and semis sponsored by Pfizer, I presume?

 

[ButterTart]

Gala and semis sponsored by Pfizer, I presume?

 

[RS]

I’m sure Satanic Panini and Pfizer do cooperate.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Is @ButterTart going to reveal his SEMI at the, er, SEMIs?

 

[ButterTart]

Is @ButterTart going to reveal his SEMI at the, er, SEMIs?

Sadly that interfering indecency trial put paid to me exposing myself during online music contests. To this day I'm not allowed to participate in Club Penguin Junior Eurovision

 

[ButterTart]

I’m sure Satanic Panini and Pfizer do cooperate.

My opinion on this is that the benevolent Panini fund has no association, real or indirect, with the lifesaving work of the Pfizer foundation. And neither are using this contest as part of a covert plot to re-elect Donald Trump.

 

[dmlaw]

My opinion on this is that the benevolent Panini fund has no association, real or indirect, with the lifesaving work of the Pfizer foundation. And neither are using this contest as part of a covert plot to re-elect Donald Trump.

Although they are planning to have the televote at Eurovision 2021 recounted so that Adrenalina can sweep to a glorious victory. ButterTart asked them to get some points for James Newman, but they advised that there are some limits to their power.