A Song for Moopy: Undercover. FABULOUS FLAG GALA TONIGHT 7PM

[ButterTart]

The thought of showing people some colourful shapes which may or may not be oblongular is the only thing getting me through the day.

 

[L. Põldvere]

This just confirms all my suspicions that maths is bullshit.

It’s all just NUMBERS INNIT? It’s not like LETTERS AND WORDS

 

[ButterTart]

It’s all just NUMBERS INNIT? It’s not like LETTERS AND WORDS

I use letters and words all the time. It’s been at least 6 months since the last time I used a number.

 

[Iguana]

The thought of showing people some colourful shapes which may or may not be oblongular is the only thing getting me through the day.

You know how you've said before you get a little heart flutter when you have a notification? They are going to go crazy this evening! Have a defibrillator on hand!

 

[L. Põldvere]

It’s been at least 6 months since the last time I used a number.

I point blank REFUSE

 

[ButterTart]

You know how you've said before you get a little heart flutter when you have a notification? They are going to go crazy this evening! Have a defibrillator on hand!

The sweet sweet red nectar. I can’t wait!

 

[L. Põldvere]

You know how you've said before you get a little heart flutter when you have a notification? They are going to go crazy this evening! Have a defibrillator on hand!

The Palpitation Annexe is JUST OVER THERE

NURSE KIM (Swan née Bellon) will be with you shortly

 

[Tisch]

The sweet sweet red nectar. I can’t wait!

I've given you a LIKE and a QUOTE. Anything to brighten up your day sweetcheeks.

 

[Nancy]

OBLONG TO YOU BY GINA G

 

[Diddy]

This just confirms all my suspicions that maths is bullshit.

As a representative of Maths Club, I don’t condone this message

 

[Diddy]

And as an English teacher, I think grammar is bullshit!

letters and words are alright I suppose. I mean I like Z
And the word endoscopy

 

[Lucille]

FLAAAAAAAAAAAGS!

 

[Suomi]

How did you decide the running order?

 

[Iguana]

Are we going to find out that every cover was submitted by @ButterTart and he's ignored our entries?

 

[Lucille]

Omg huge queue in LIDL hope I get home in time.

 

[Generic Account]

Excited. Can't remember my country though.

*checks*

 

[Generic Account]

*czechs*

 

[Generic Account]

Ooh.

 

[Iguana]

*czechs*

Oops!

 

[OutSynk]

*czechs*

Disqualified.

 

[Kala]

Czechia better not be competing in this competition. Czech Republic is fine though...

 

[L. Põldvere]

I‘m looking forward to finding out what XUGOSLAVIA and RHODESIA have come up with

 

[RS]

I was THIS close to pick Rhodesia.

 

[L. Põldvere]

Numidia FTW

 

[L. Põldvere]

I hope UPPER VOLTA are sending a cover of a song from that really great BJÖRK ALBAM

 

[ButterTart]

20 minutes, lads. Get ready to be assailed by flags of wildly varying sizes because it's apparently too much trouble for Wikipedia Commons to standardise their image files.

 

[ButterTart]

I was THIS close to pick Rhodesia.

I mean it's problematic and all but it really is a lovely name.

 

[ButterTart]

Not to give too much away but prominent vexillologist Scot Guenter (pictured) had this to say about tonight's assortment.

"They're fucking mint, like."

 

[Nancy]

Moopy, I am feeling the first flutters of love and therefore am in a tremendously good mood for the FLAG PARADE

 

[Lucille]

Oh FUCK OFF.

 

[Lucille]

Tonight I’m replacing cigarettes with DRIED MANGO. I had to stop scoffing a block of cheese every night.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I am very sad that the Peatbog Fairies haven't done any gay interest covers, because otherwise I could have given Skye's new flag an airing.

Edit: Also hello to whoever in the band still has a google alert set up. Imagine getting name checked in 2020!

 

[ButterTart]

Before we begin, please be upstanding for the official theme of A Song for Moopy: Undercover, brought to you by our sponsor Johnson & Johnson Fisting Lube
Johnson & Johnson: Keep going until you feel teeth

 

[Tisch]

Czechia better not be competing in this competition. Czech Republic is fine though...

WHAT DO you have against Czechia's right to self identify as such?

 

[ButterTart]

Right, that's 7 o'clock then. The dog's going mental and my niece has sprung a surprise visit, but let's crack on and see what happens.

Everyone ready?

 

[Nancy]

Practicing my poker face for when my entry’s flag is revealed

 

[ButterTart]

I SAID is everyone fucking READY?

 

[Nancy]

FUCK YES

 

[Tisch]

Ooh are we talking about our WACKY lives right now?

I'm waiting for the dishwasher to finish so I can get a PAN out and start DINNER. I may or may not also have just finished a red wine. (The 'one' I said I'd have tonight)

 

[jivafox]

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