A Song For Moopy XMAS: Holy Night 1

[ButterTart]

Hark? Is that the sound of arseholes widening from Georgia to Greece?

 

[COB]

Alcazar doing the same song as usual, and WHY NOT

 

[Suomi]

Magnus Carlsson & Alcazar - what a terrible attempt at being DIANA ROSS!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Well this is but I'd rather have Wrap Myself in Paper, if we're doing Magnus

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh FFS whatever happened to not send known ”artists”?

That was never a rule in modern ASFM.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh FFS whatever happened to not send known ”artists”?

I've never heard of these lads. They look like a 'before' picture of Steps getting a daytime TV makeover and I wish them every success.

 

[Tisch]

Remember when Tess Merkel had a record deal?

 

[dmlaw]

For sure. Had she gone with Dance x3 then Måns Zelmerlöw would have song Hero and history would have changed forever

Mans probably wouldn’t have managed to get 12s from every country, including some which weren’t actually in the competition, the way that Charlotte did.

 

[RJN]

Hark? Is that the sound of arseholes widening from Georgia to Greece?

!!!

 

[Soldi]

Tess Merkel living the Good Life

 

[Iguana]

I don't recognise her without a tit tight outfit

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Remember when Tess Merkel had a record deal?

Instead she spent 16 years as German chancellor, which was an unexpected move.

 

[Soldi]

Lina Hedlund dead?

 

[ButterTart]

Blond one has a look of Vorderman about her in a couple of these photos.

 

[Iguana]

HAPPY HAPPY HOUSE

 

[Iguana]

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Gizmo

Thea Gilmore

That'll Be Christmas

 

[COB]

Did we get a winner for the avatar competition btw?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Congratulations to Gizmo who starts the contest with 15 points!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Poor love should have hired an audio engineer

 

[Lucille]

Is this (literally) Kate?

 

[Marina Salty]

I suspect a few of them will sound much better on Spotify later.

 

[dmlaw]

This was on my shortlist. And @Barnacle isn’t in the competition, so who knows who did send it.

 

[RJN]

I don't know who Thea Gilmore is, but I suspect @All Iguana Xmas Is You likes her

 

[RS]

Congratulations to Gizmo who starts the contest with 15 points!

Congratulations to the only points you’re getting.

 

[RJN]

I suspect a few of them will sound much better on Spotify later.

I like this slight shade from @Queen of the Bells 🔔

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Congratulations to the only points you’re getting.

Oooh SASS!

 

[Tisch]

This was on my shortlist. And @Barnacle isn’t in the competition, so who knows who did send it.

Another one of @Here Comes Soldi Claus's i assume

 

[ButterTart]

Is this a live version or just shite audio quality?

I'm working out whether I like it, I'll get back to you.

 

[COB]

This isn't doing it for me, sorry!

 

[Soldi]

Another one of @Here Comes Soldi Claus's i assume

And we’ve not even had one of the seven of Diddy’s entries yet!

 

[ButterTart]

Jeanette Krankie on the fiddle.

 

[Soldi]

The dead lady had a better morbid song, sorry.

 

[Suomi]

Thea is probably my favourite so far

 

[Iguana]

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Christmas Lights On A Palm Tree

Wiktoria

I Told Santa

 

[Soldi]

Oh not Wiktoria

I hope she’s learnt how to move

 

[Iguana]

This is giving me Shit List vibes

 

[ButterTart]

Raise your hand if you DIDN'T send a Melfest reject to this contest.





Anyone?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh not Wiktoria

I hope she’s learnt how to move

She's very cleverly used a lyric video to avoid that

 

[COB]

Wiktoria ANOTHER returning artist to ASFM!

 

[Tisch]

WIKTORIA, in a rare solo effort away from her friend and singing partner BIKTOPIA