A Song For Moopy XMAS: Holy Night 1

[Soldi]

What’s in Enya’s Santa sack?

 

[ButterTart]

This feels like the sort of thing you say when you have actually sent the song in question.

I'm honoured that you think me capable of such a thing.

 

[ButterTart]

What’s in Enya’s Santa sack?

Goblins
A teasmaid fashioned from enchanted clay
A kilometre of knitted scarf
Bottled whimsy
Half a packet of Halls Soothers

 

[RJN]

I'm honoured that you think me capable of such a thing.

But you've done it and bragged about it

 

[ButterTart]

But you've done it and bragged about it

I refuse to reveal anything more. It's like my Grandma always used to say; 'Anyone who sends Ice MC to an online song contest must be hung like a shire horse'.

 

[RJN]

I refuse to reveal anything more. It's like my Grandma always used to say; 'Anyone who sends Ice MC to an online song contest must be hung like a shire horse'.

My grandmother would understand 0% of that phrase

 

[Berly]

Well, the Countess set a standard that no one else was able to live up to. Who’d of thought.

 

[ButterTart]

My grandmother would understand 0% of that phrase

Is Grandma Summer-Madyson not an Ice MC fan?

 

[RJN]

Is Grandma Summer-Madyson not an Ice MC fan?

No she prefers Captain Hollywood Project

 

[AGinAg (37)]

No she prefers Captain Hollywood Project

Good for her. I presume MORE AND MORE is regularly spun on her decks.

 

[funky]

Well it’s going to be a massive struggle to give ANY points out this year

The only one I liked (that I hadn’t heard before) was that Irti track and it’s the least Christmassy thing I’ve ever heard. I felt like I should be in a sweaty club in Ibiza in August.

Lovely to see Thea, Tracey and Enya though. They made me feel festive.

 

[ButterTart]

Pigeon Lady Tracey Thorn

Just realised this is both the avatar/artist combo, and how she'd be introduced if she was on Strictly.

 

[ButterTart]

When is Holy Night 2 please?

 

[COB]

Tonight, I thought

 

[Soldi]

When is Holy Night 2 please?

Death

 

[ButterTart]

Tonight, I thought

I hope so. I’m out tomorrow night

 

[Tisch]

Tonight! Thread coming #soon!

 

[Soldi]

Which Melodifestivalen artists will we see tonight?

I‘m hoping for ANNA BOOK (who will get disqualified when the poster behind her song fails to vote)

 

[RS]

Let’s hope it’s not that cow Shirley Clamp.

 

[Kate]

Alright I'm GOING IN

I was planning to not drink tonight seeing as I have been solidly for the last two weeks but I fear I MAY NEED TO

 

[Kate]

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Gay Xmas Erotic Literature

Countess LuAnn

What Do I Want For Christmas?

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Oh you are FUCKING kidding me

PASS THE GIN

 

[Kate]

I see now why she didn't bother attempting to sing in the other one

 

[Kate]

FOUL

 

[AGinAg (37)]

then?

 

[Kate]

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Christmas Holly Willougby

Richard X and Jarvis Cocker

Into Yule

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OMG! JARV! what a GIANT LEAP UP

I don't think I know this sampling Mazzy Star!

 

[Kate]

Oh god. What a comedown

Aren't you glad your admins see eye to eye on everything

 

[Kate]

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A Walford Christmas

Simon May Orchestra

Glory Be (To God On High)

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Good lord.

Had to check Simon May was an actual person and not a typo for Simon Mayo.

 

[Kate]

This is definitely not one for that "acceptable children's choirs in songs" thread.

 

[Kate]

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The County Durham Xmas Tree

Delta Goodrem

Only Santa Knows

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DELTA A-FUCKING-GAIN! ARE YOU SERIOUS WITH THIS SHIT MOOPY

 

[Kate]

Please god send me back to Mexico

 

[Kate]

Having said that they do seem to have an unfathomable love for WONDERWALL over there

 

[OutSynk]

Only 4 songs in and Kate’s caps lock key is about to give up.

 

[Kate]

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Old socks filled with dirt

Surfjan Stevens

Sister Winter

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Oh Sufjan. Fave of REAL MUSIC GAYS of course This is very sweet.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

REAL MUSIC GAYS

THE WORST KIND

 

[Kate]

Oh the strings are building yes I can tell this is going to be a keeper. CLEANSE ME OF HOUSEWIVES, DELTA AND CHILDREN, SUFJAN.

 

[Kate]

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Doing Your Christmas Shopping on the 23rd Every Year

Agnes

Love Love Love

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oh

a name I literally only know from Moopy

 

[Kate]

Tbf it's not a bad disco pop number so far.

 

[Kate]

KEY CHANGE!

 

[Kate]

A bit SAW era Kylie actually, only with less horrific production.

 

[Kate]

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Frau Perchta

Poly Sterene

Black Christmas

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OMFG!