A Song for Sunday

COME 'OME SHIRL

either as yourself or Sally Thomsett
 
It's so weird, every time I get the hoover out Mr F disappears upstairs to the toilet. It's like he frightened of the big noise. Clearly he's too embarrassed to admit it and that's why nothing gets hoovered in my house during the week when I'm at work.

I've just done the downstairs hall and the stairs, stopped for a fag and drink of my tea, and next I'm going to do the upstairs landing and my bedroom. Think I'll just leave the hoover in his room to see whether my theory is correct.

Lazy wanker.
 
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Oh my God. Can't believe my antibiotics have given me oral thrush, I know why babies cry when they have it now.

Oh noes :( They tend to give me the other thrush :o There's a tablet that clears it out pretty quick, available over the counter.
 
Oh noes :( They tend to give me the other thrush :o There's a tablet that clears it out pretty quick, available over the counter.

I bought the pre-emptive "other thrush" tablet when I picked up the antibiotics from the chemist because they usually do the same to me.
 

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