A Song For SuomiFrid: Semi-Final 2 - Thursday 17th June @ 7:30pm

[Kate]

This is Pendulum so obviously it's good but I MEAN REALLY

 

[Kate]

6. GRAHAM CLARK FROM EMMERDALE

Charlotte Adigery - Bear With Me

QUEEN!!! WHO COPIED ME! (after GIVING HER FUCK ALL POINTS YOU BUNCH OF DEAF CUNTS)

 

[Kate]

If this gets more points than the wig one I will cut a bitch

 

[Kate]

and also ban everyone

 

[Kate]

obviously I like it though

 

[Soldi]

and also ban everyone

You’ve already done THAT madame

 

[Kate]

You’ve already done THAT madame

IF ONLY

 

[Kate]

7. WHITE PEOPLE

Prospa - Ecstasy (Over and Over)

ok. Well it has a good beat

 

[Kate]

over and over and over and over
like a monkey with a miniature cymbal
only not as good

 

[Kate]

8. ANNE ROBINSON

Eva No - 100%

OH HELLO EVA I like your synths

 

[Kate]

NOT BAD

 

[Kate]

9. PHILIPP KIRKOROV

Philip Kirkorov - Mood Colour Blue

what

 

[Lucille]

I tried finding Eva No on Instagram but just keep getting fan pages for this good time girl.

 

[Kate]

No seriously what

 

[Kate]

Why are Russians so weird

 

[Lucille]

He is somewhat responsible for the greatest emoji of all time.

 

[Soldi]

Why are Russians so weird

Communism

 

[Kate]

10. NORMA WATSON

Dana Jean Phoenix - Le Mirage

GOOD START. Please don't be Russian.

 

[Kate]

Yeah this is alright.

 

[Kate]

11. YZMA

AME - Heartless

Why are all her friends condoms please

 

[Kate]

Very generic but still better than most of these TURDS!

 

[Kate]

12. PAMELA VOORHEES

Tennis - Need Your Love

I feel like I've heard of Tennis. Off to google.

 

[Kate]

Yeah that didn't help. Well it's OK anyway.

 

[Alla]

I feel like I've heard of Tennis.

Maybe Wimbledon rings a bell

 

[Kate]

13. THE NATIONWIDE HOW'S YOUR HEAD WOMAN

elaminus - megapunk

QUITE GOOD

 

[Lucille]

I love Alla in SARCASTICH BITCH mode.

 

[Kate]

14. CARMEN SANDIEGO

Liza Anne - I Love You, But I Need Another Year

fine

 

[Kate]

15. CHRISTINA AGUILERA

Clio & Kay - Keep on Dancin'

This has SORB WRITTEN ALL OVER IT

I like it

 

[Kate]

Did the one with the braids steal her look from Boy George or vice versa?

 

[Kate]

This might be my favourite so far of the ones I didn't already know.

 

[Kate]

16. THE HOODED CLAW

Katy J Pearson - Tonight

Oh this bird is all over 6 Music. Doesn't do a huge amount for me though. Nice CAMEL TOE

 

[Kate]

17. ALEX FORREST

Jun Tugawa - Suki Suki Daisuki

I'M INTERESTED

 

[Kate]

OMG it's mental and I love it

 

[Kate]

@ButterTart if you don't say you love me I'LL KILL YOU

 

[Kate]

THIS IS AMAZING

TAKE ALL MY POINTS

 

[ButterTart]

THIS IS AMAZING

TAKE ALL MY POINTS

Are you still on Daisuke? I reckon that's a front runner.

 

[Kate]

18. T-BAG

Bluetengel - You Walk Away

AND NOW SOME GOTHS! IS IT MY BIRTHDAY

 

[Kate]

Are you still on Daisuke? I reckon that's a front runner.

I WAS! But I am THOROUGHLY enjoying the next one as well.

 

[ButterTart]

I think this is the bit I said was a spectacular run of songs

 

[Kate]

19. RASPBERRYSWIRL

Marie Flore - Tout Ou Rien

Well you can get delirious
If you take life too serious
It's Soldi Time