A Song For SuomiFrid: Semi-Final 2 - Thursday 17th June @ 7:30pm

[Kate]

QUITE GOOD

 

[Kate]

20. CAROLA (OR 'THAT O*D U**Y F****** B**** FROM SWEDEN')

Silvia Night - Thank You Baby

oh

 

[Kate]

21. SAMARA MORGAN FROM THE RING

Zac Brown Band - All Alright

oh no

 

[OutSynk]

Are you still on Daisuke? I reckon that's a front runner.

That's it I quit this shit.

 

[Kate]

22. THE RANI

Lastlings - Take My Hand

well I suppose it's a relief but meh

 

[Kate]

23. ARMIE HAMMER

Sharon O Neill - Waiting For You

QUITE GOOD

 

[Kate]

24. HANK SCORPIO

William Onyeabor - When the Going is Smooth & Good

Oh I know this guy, I remember him dying a few years ago

 

[Kate]

THIRTEEN MINUTES

I like it though

Got to be big ron trolling us

 

[Kate]

Good god at this Poundstretcher Macedonian girl band.

 

[Kate]

WELL. I think I enjoyed a couple more there than Semi 1. PRETTY SHITE overall though!

 

[Devil]

I’m shook on this listen. Who the fuck knows Sharon o Neill that’s not me?!

 

[Suomi]

WELL. I think I enjoyed a couple more there than Semi 1. PRETTY SHITE overall though!

2.2 Damaging the integrity of the competition

 

[Alla]

The amount of slavkosperm, my goodness, we're all gonna get pregnant

 

[straightorbroken]

Ok found it. Whatever genre this overflow one is, it's not one that aged well.

 

[straightorbroken]

It's like watching a by numbers dance troupe, bot on BGT, but at the local shopping centre. All made possible by Tiffany who invented shopping centres.

 

[straightorbroken]

When I saw the 44m views it made me disappointed this wasn't 99 Balloons Lena. By numbers.

 

[straightorbroken]

Nitemayor is the Jake Gyllenhaal of cod reggae. Way to suck the life out of my enthusiasm. Nil points.

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh this is much better.

 

[straightorbroken]

Solange and some actual beats, oh just cancel whatever is left.

 

[straightorbroken]

Deee-luxe!

 

[straightorbroken]

Deee-groovey.

 

[straightorbroken]

2014? Where the hell has this been in my life? Shame no video. Is this the one where the villain is white folks? It does say "white women" on the grab. If so, well played indeed.

 

[straightorbroken]

Yeah, anyway, Solange is the new creamy smooth pop icon goddess of our times. The world just shamefully doesn't know it yet.

 

[straightorbroken]

Capella esque synths and an avalanche of heavy guitars. Female vocals come quick or I'm out.

 

[straightorbroken]

It's actually not bad. I've been on all 4s to much worse music than this.

 

[straightorbroken]

Prospa is another placeholder I guess. Nothing new for palette SorB. Watch it manage double figure points from me out of this lot

 

[straightorbroken]

Shucks, it's a grower isn't it? It's the sound of Tina Moore stuck down a well with nothing but a 90s mix tape to keep her going.

 

[straightorbroken]

Eva No is something nimble to nibble on if I struggle to make up the numbers.

 

[straightorbroken]

I feel like I'm in a changing cubicle in Zara.

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh Russian daddy, you can shove me in the boot of your car any day.

 

[straightorbroken]

I'm onto Dana. 80s neon city sunset imagery gets me every time.

 

[straightorbroken]

Very boys of summer via some singing kettle rival to airvent chartreuse Annie.

 

[straightorbroken]

AME going for Girl Gone Wild glory with that sinewy dance bass that gives you a rash just listening to it.

 

[straightorbroken]

Well at least I now know what a Karen Parry Keisha Buchananarama collaborama would sound like. Shit.

 

[Kate]

Is this Clio of Italodisco classic FACES fame?

Just discovering this now. OMG and yes she's the one with the Boy George hair!

 

[straightorbroken]

This one that looks like Kath, Kim and Jennifer Grey is a surprise.

 

[straightorbroken]

Ela Minus is an instant plus so far.

 

[straightorbroken]

I think I'm accumulating more keepers than I realise.

 

[straightorbroken]

Berets are for the Apprentice, not ASFM.

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh here go. An easy pointer.