A Song For SuomiFrid: Semi-Final One Tuesday 15th June @7:30pm

[OutSynk]

can't believe it's over feel like pure shit, let's watch the recap four times

 

[ButterTart]

2. Maya Jane Coles

I sort of like this but also I don't. Took a nosedive when the woman started singing, which probably isn't something she'll want to quote on her album sleeve.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

(!) no I am the MUSE for fuck’s sake erased AGAIN

Joking babe. I'm not into erasure. Prefer the Pet Shop Boys.

 

[ButterTart]

Actually I don't like it.

 

[ButterTart]

Four minutes can last ages when literally nothing is happening.

 

[ButterTart]

The Marmozets are already 350 times more welcome than that last thing.

 

[ButterTart]

This sounds like something @straightorbroken would send. Splendid choice

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This sounds like something @straightorbroken would send. Splendid choice

He sent the Carola one.

 

[ButterTart]

He sent the Carola one.

There's a Carola one?

 

[ButterTart]

Yep, the Marmozets were ace.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh Christ, this bitch again. Moopy fucking loves Delta Goodrem, it'll turn into a Delta Goodrem one day if it's not careful.

This isn't a patch on the one from the last contest.

 

[ButterTart]

The absolute nerve of sending a singer from the last round with a song named after the winner of the contest before.

 

[ButterTart]

Ready for the teaches of Peaches.

 

[ButterTart]

I don't want a fucking free drink.

 

[Alla]

I love a song called peaches, that it's about... peaches. It's by Donald Trump feat. Joe Biden.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh Christ what sort of Christian tampon advert bullshit...

 

[ButterTart]

I love a woman who looks like Jonah Lomu.

 

[ButterTart]

SHE DIDN'T EVEN WINK PROPERLY, THAT WAS JUST AN EMPHATIC BLINK

 

[ButterTart]

Sophia Somajo is a BIT MORE LIKE IT. A sporting 6/10, but at least this one isn't making me want to invent a time machine just so I can go back and press charges against Australia.

 

[ButterTart]

Do we really need twenty minutes of credits? It wasn't Kramer Vs Kramer.

 

[ButterTart]

Asian?
Can't tell if it's a teenage boy or middle-aged lesbian?

Must be our @Diddy

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Asian?
Can't tell if it's a teenage boy or middle-aged lesbian?

Must be our @Diddy

Reported for bullying. I expect @Soldi to be banned, as is now traditional on a weekday evening.

 

[Soldi]

Reported for bullying. I expect @Soldi to be banned, as is now traditional on a weekday evening.

I feel like everyone should get a chance to ban me. @Kate a d @ZenGiraffe have started the ban train.

Also, I’m drunk and feel too straight drinking beer and watching the football in the pub

 

[ButterTart]

I feel like everyone should get a chance to ban me. @Kate a d @ZenGiraffe have started the ban train.

Also, I’m drunk and feel too straight drinking beer and watching the football in the pub

OI OI

 

[Alla]

I’m drunk and feel too straight

Definitely very drunk.

 

[ButterTart]

I know they're saying 'now focus on me' but they're also very clearly saying 'now fuck a zombie'

 

[ButterTart]

She'll be off them skates in a minute, pissing around like that.

 

[ButterTart]

This is pretty good, to be fair.

 

[ButterTart]

I do really like Boom Boom but can we honestly say it's better than this?

 

[OutSynk]

I do really like Boom Boom but can we honestly say it's better than this?

Yes.

 

[OutSynk]

Boom Boom is like, what I listen to EVERY DAY.

 

[PopLife]

Is @PopLife playing? It seems right up her street too.

Nix

 

[Penelope]

Where is the Spotify playlist...?

 

[win_the_game]

1. The one with the foreign name in all acrylic letters.

Don't understand why she's wearing trainers. There are men around, you'd think she'd be making more of an effort. The song is mint.

One hopes they're more into EACH OTHER than they are HER.

 

[straightorbroken]

This sounds like something @straightorbroken would send. Splendid choice

Thank you for the compliment. I look forward to hearing it (and the Carola one - may they both release the key sorb ingredients).

 

[Devil]

Great show Su and Anni time differences and work means I can’t be here live but can not wait to sink my teeth in given the range of slagging off of songs tonight

And at the nerve of sending Delta again, and Nikki fucking Webster ‘Strawberry Kisses’ has previously crossed my mind though, I’ll admit

 

[Berly]

1. Catherine Tramell from Basic Instinct

Bebe Rexha - Sacrifice

Well I really like this one, I like her, my third favourite Bebe.

2. Rita Repulsa

PureGrand - Pictures

Ok this started of very Tatiana ‘choices’ but by midway through I was onboard. Thank you.

 

[Berly]

3. Kate Moss

Bonnie McKee - I Want It All

Oh this is excellent, improved massively by the video. Who doesn’t love a dance off.

4. Lady Mastermind

Royal & the Serpent - Overwhelmed

Perhaps this will get better with repeat listens, not immediately memorable though, with 50 songs this might get lost in the mix

 

[Berly]

5. Gerry and Kate McCann

The Shires - Guilty

This however is very instant, I know it. They played it on Lincs FM a lot. It’s quite similar to that Goliath song a few contests ago and @ButterTart was very quick to finger dmlaw so maybe that’s his new diversion tictac

6. Dr Claw

CSS - Alala

No not today, maybe tomorrow?

 

[ButterTart]

@ButterTart was very quick to finger dmlaw so maybe that’s his new diversion tictac

It's actually the only way I can get him to give me any points.