A thread about insane gay dating standards

Phoenix said:
I mean that one is an easy target. The whole internet shat (metaphorically) on that guy.
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Also the clip he's dunking on here is exactly the kind of humour (albeit more TAME) as all these videos I've seen of HIS.
 
If the alternative is being Miss Priss “oh hell no ladies, that is NOT how mamma do” then I don’t feel so bad I let someone take me up the Shard on the first date :o
 
I wonder if I’m just being hateful by saying I hate his face, but I think it’s how he’s just holding it, if he did the BARE MINIMUM and used some of his facial muscles it would be different. He’s just dead-eyed and gormless.

If YOU think *I* will let you near MY shitoris with THAT pressed attitude?? Uh baby, you gon’ havesta walk yo ass way back to the neutral zone, hunty
 
Because of course he does standup :D
Audience clearly fighting to keep their composure
The poster! I think only John Waters can pull off the molest-ache look

 
Penelope said:
He's like a lovechild of Detox and Ella Vaday.
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He’s like a clone of detox that didn’t work right and it’s staggered out of the clone tank like “uhh babe, like kill me, every moment is agony. But take a cute bussy shot before you do, cheers babe”
 
I was wondering last night, is all this (at least partially) a LONDON thing? Just because it's the only UK city big enough for this distance dilemma to really be as big a problem as he seems to think it is :tongueout:
 
COB said:
I was wondering last night, is all this (at least partially) a LONDON thing? Just because it's the only UK city big enough for this distance dilemma to really be as big a problem as he seems to think it is :tongueout:
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They are a bit prissy and demanding aren’t they.

I don’t know about you but I’ve had to trek Munros to meet prospective partners and just had to get on with it.
 
COB said:
I was wondering last night, is all this (at least partially) a LONDON thing? Just because it's the only UK city big enough for this distance dilemma to really be as big a problem as he seems to think it is :tongueout:
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Probably YES, but even so, don't be matching with Zone 6 people if they're too far for you to travel then moan at THEM for it. :evil:
 
Someone send it to him :disco:

He’d actually fit in well here come to think of it :basil:
 
Even if he was FUNNY (which he's not) or had coming timing (which he doesn't), the content itself is SO unoriginal.

"Episode 32 of things gay people say"

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COB said:
I was wondering last night, is all this (at least partially) a LONDON thing? Just because it's the only UK city big enough for this distance dilemma to really be as big a problem as he seems to think it is :tongueout:
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Provincial gays are like "this faceless profile on Grindr wants me to get three buses to meet him in a dimly lit car park for non-reciprocated head. I think he could be the one, mum."
 
COB said:
I was wondering last night, is all this (at least partially) a LONDON thing? Just because it's the only UK city big enough for this distance dilemma to really be as big a problem as he seems to think it is :tongueout:
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But I think with London meeting in the middle would probably make it WORSE? You’d both have to trek to someone dreadful in central and if you decide you do actually want to shag you’ve got the choice of an expensive taxi or an awkward Tube ride during which you hope you remain in the mood…
 
Tetris-Rock said:
But I think with London meeting in the middle would probably make it WORSE? You’d both have to trek to someone dreadful in central and if you decide you do actually want to shag you’ve got the choice of an expensive taxi or an awkward Tube ride during which you hope you remain in the mood…
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Frankly if you both live on the other side of London from each other you're more or less accepting from the off it's going to be a LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP ANYWAY
 
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